The Beatrix, the Kuja, and the Evil


notes:
I know that Amarant isn't really a bad guy, but he kind of was when we first met him in FFIX. Also, lets just pretend that Beatrix is 16 and all the baddies in FFIX are 6. :) this is my first fanfic ever... please r+r so I know if I should continue or not.
I do not own FFIX, Square, the characters in this story... *cries*

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Beatrix yawned. She had NOTHING to do. She sat outside Queen Brahnes castle, half asleep. There was no chores around the castle to be done, no bad guys to fight, no problems within the city of Alexandria, no training her troops ...nothing. She had been watching Steiner, who was also 16, run around the castle like a complete idiot, yell at his troops and worry too much about Princess Garnet for the last 3 hours.

Beatrix finally got up and walked to the Queen's chambers to ask if there was anything needed to be done (for the 5th time that day).

When she did, Queen Brahne exploded, "NOTHING! NOTHING! DO SOMETHING ELSE! QUIT ASKING! DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING! REMODEL THE CASTLE! BABYSIT! ANYTHING!"

Babysitting.

Beatrix smiled as she skipped out of the chamber.

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Beatrix thought for awhile about this 'babysitting'. Serving Brahne wasn't a paying job, and money would be quite handy. But who could she babysit? Not the Princess, because Steiner had that covered. What about the kids in Alexandria?

Beatrix started working on a poster. Across the top, she had written "Beatrix's Babysitting"..

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It just so happened that the future baddies (and their parents) of FFIX were all in Alexandria. Their parents saw an ad listed in "Alexandrian Times" that said "Beatrix's Babysitting". Since all the parents would be busy in Alexandria, they thought it might be best if they left their kids with someone to watch them. And they just all happened to think Beatrix's Babysitting would be the ideal place...

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One night, a moogle knocked at Beatrix's apartment with letters. These letters were from a Garland, Mrs. Coral, Scorn and Torn, Mr. 516, and someone from Giant Axe Lane. Letters from parents of future baddies and Beatrix's customers.

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Beatrix sighed. Today was her first day on the job. There would be 8 kids in all. 8 insane, evil, and crazy little kids..