Jingle bells,
Odinson smells,
He shouldn't be the king!
Thor and I fight,
Oh what a sight,
And I don't like to sing!
Hey!
The Bifröst broke to pieces,
I fell off a bridge,
My plan did not succeed,
They all think I'm deceased!
Hey!
Jingle bells,
Odinson smells,
He shouldn't be the king!
Thor and I fight,
Oh what a sight,
And I don't like to sing!
Hey!
When I arrived to Earth,
S.H.I.E.L.D. did not like me,
I killed eighty mortals,
I don't like to rhyme!
Hey!
Jingle bells,
Odinson smells,
He shouldn't be the king!
Thor and I fight,
Oh what a sight,
And I don't like to sing!
Hey!
I was stuck in jail,
The dark elves killed my mother,
So I killed them as well,
And I just pranked my brother!
Hey!
Jingle bells,
Odinson smells,
He shouldn't be the king!
Thor and I fight,
Oh what a sight,
And I don't like to siiinnng!