Authors Notes: Konnichi Wa~! Yay! I'm taking a (forced) break from my PaulieXIceburg fic and decided to multitask. What better way to start a new school year than it introduce a new ZoXSan Au Fanfic. *waits for applase...nothing* Okay then, well I had this idea in my head and just had to put in down on paper. This is kinda of an introducing chapter, so let me know your thoughts and I'll upload the rest.

Constructive criticism is appreciated, Flaming is not (Seriously guys, I have a sensitive heart)Also Reviews are greatly appreciated and nurtured.

Pairing(s): Slight Franky/Robin & Luffy/Nami, and of course the main event: Zoro/Sanji.

Warning(s): Rated M+ For Cursing, and maybe other stuff...'shrugs'

Disclaimer: One Piece is NOT mine...tried to own it in a dream once, aaaaannnnndddd (pause for effect) I got caught...damn...

*P.S to those of you that are waiting for Complicated Hesitation, I WILL continue it...umm just getting my ideas together... Gomenasai for the wait~! I will have it out hopefully by the end of the month.*

And now without further adieu... KINGDOM CONSEQUENCES~!

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A beautiful maiden gazed longingly out the great window of the highest tower. Her long blonde locks flowed down into her lap as a mild December breeze whisked by stinging her already chilled hands. 'How long, had she sat perched in this godforsaken tower,' she wondered aloud. Far, far too long was the silently spoken answer. With a loud dejected sigh, she began to observe her now present surroundings. In the small, cramp room there wasn't much to say in the least. Just a moth covered bed, a rickety old chair, and a table that was rotting away with age. To the side of the room, the maiden was happy to note that the bathroom was in better condition even given it's minuscule size and also that the kitchen was at least stocked with some basic necessities. That said she wouldn't starve to death. Still anyone could see that the maiden's present state was far from 'normal'. She cursed at her ill fate; if only things had played out differently, then she wouldn't be stuck in such a ghastly situation.

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~Flash Back~

Prince Sanji of the Kingdom of All Blue was the one and only crowned son of King Zeff and as Prince it was his duty to try to at least behave in a 'Princely' manner…to play the part. This meant no hooking up with random peasant girls no matter how beautiful, no one night stands, and of course no cooking in the royal kitchen, much to the Prince's dismay. It also meant an arranged marriage to the only daughter of the Flora Queen Robin and the Once Mechanical Knight, King Franky, the lovely Princess Nami of the kingdom of a Thousand Suns. The Kingdom of a Thousand Suns was a lush and vast neighboring kingdom to All Blue. They were well known for their vast scholars as well as their famed mikan trees. The kingdom had suffered from devastating floods the past year and had cost them millions of belis to repair the damage. Subsequently King Zeff proposed a plan. If Sanji and Nami were to be wed; not only would it benefit both kingdoms via military strength and help in peaceful relations, but also the Kingdom of All Blue could help assist in paying off the debt. Even so, Zeff's true intentions had more of a selfish ring. (He wanted to get rid of the blonde, any way possible…Ha~!)

When Sanji first heard the news of his arranged marriage he was ecstatic. To marry the gorgeous Princess Nami, had always been lifelong dream of his. Immediately Sanji started to court the Princess. As time progressed Sanji began to realize that though Nami was beautiful by any standards she wasn't honest with him. She seemed to ignore his advances and even scoff at the wedding entirely saying she was only in it for the money. Sanji realized that no amount of respect he had for the Princess would ever measure up to her love for money. Especially since the Princess was famed for using people to her disposal all at the sake of a quick buck. Sanji couldn't dare imagine coming second or even third best to a sack of gold, so he decided maybe this marriage wasn't the greatest idea. When Zeff heard of Sanji's feelings toward the wedding and the Princess he was beyond furious. All that work he'd spent on trying to get the blonde out of the castle and now here he was trying to prevent his own dream from coming true. Sanji tried his very best to try and convince his father that the wedding and possible marriage was doomed to fail and that he should probably reconsider the whole ordeal. To no avail, Zeff had already had his mind set and would not budge. He even retorted say that it was Sanji's responsibility as a man, and that the blonde should man up and take charge. Sanji was against this option (a true gentleman would never force a lady to do anything no matter how bitchy she may seem) however he knew he had to act fast if he was going to stop this wedding from taking place. Sanji decided that maybe magic was answer. With that being said, Sanji decided that he would set out as soon as possible…or when the time felt right…to find someone capable of helping him.

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On one comically dark and gloomy, night Sanji set out to find Chopper, a famed mysterious wizard. There was not much information on this 'Chopper', but Sanji had heard from some villagers that he was willing to help anyone in need and most of his customers were satisfied with the results that followed.

Chopper's lair was hidden deep inside the Cotton Candy forest. The name didn't really fit with the black colorless forest and there definitely wasn't anything remotely 'fun', Still Sanji wondered what had led to the bizarre name.

Sanji made his way through the thick needle like branches and coarse vines. He navigated carefully and stealthy until he came across a vast clearing in the middle of the forest, and that was when he saw it. In the middle of the clearing stood a small cottage like structure, but what truly caught the Prince's eye was the peculiar color scheme. The cottage's walls were a mix of light blues and hot pinks that very much resembled the sugary sweet of cotton candy. Sanji gawked at the unusual building. 'The wizard lives here?' He thought skeptically, 'how very UN-manly'. Sanji then proceeded to erupt into a chorus of boisterous laughter. 'What a fruit cake,' He thought to himself. He then made his way to the frosting colored door. He raised his fist, however before the blonde could knock the door was flung open, sending Sanji and his pride falling face first to the ground.

"Tsssk…owww…" The Prince groaned while he rubbed his now aching head. He felt a small bump starting to form. Sanji gawked, taking in the inside appearance of the cottage. Unlike the outer walls the insides had a more nature color scheme of warm browns and murky greens creating a relaxing and calm atmosphere. The cottage itself was rather small. To the back was a fire place with a raging fire and all around stood make shift tables littered with test tubes. Apart from the fire and himself, there wasn't really anything that signaled the presence of another human being.

"H-Hello~?" Sanji called out hesitantly. Sanji wasn't familiar with this 'Chopper' personally. What kind of man was he? How'd he even end up with a name like Chopper? 'Gasp' What if he some sort of sacrificial ritual killer? Sanji figured he was just over reacting.

"Hello?" He called out again, "My name is San-"

"I know who you are." A voice answered abruptly. From the corner of his eye Sanji could have sworn he caught a blur of movement.

"Oh!" He said, "Then you must be-"

"Yes, yes I'm Chopper the Doctor, what do you want." The voice was laced with irritation.

'Doctor?' Sanji thought.

"Wait Doctor?!… I thought you were a powerful wizard?" Sanji asked confused by the new revelation.

"You jerk~! I don't care how powerful you say I am. It won't make me happy. Dumbass~!"

Sanji chuckled, he sure sounded happy.

Sanji began to walk around the room; eye's scanning for the wizard's hidden presence. "So Dr. Chopper, you're a Doctor and a wizard?" Sanji asked as his eyes darted trying to catch any movement associated with 'Chopper'.

"Hmmpf…" came a muffled reply, "Some people say Doctor and others Wizard… I personally prefer Doctor."

"Ohh, so Doctor Chopper~"Sanji followed the sound of whispered giggles until he came to a group of pillars. Sanji spotted something behind one of the pillars. Slowly, he reached over and…

"Gotcha!" He exclaimed.

"Eep!"

Sanji examined his prize. In his hand he held a furry blue nosed reindeer. At first he thought it was a tanuki (rabbit dog), but he noticed the antlers.

"Interesting…" Sanji mumbled to himself and stroked his chin as he turned the creature over to observe it further.

"PUT ME DOWN!" It snarled angrily.

Sanji quickly dropped the reindeer with a thud.

"HOLY SHIT!" He thought, "A MUTHAFUCKIN' TALKING REINDEER!"

"Ehem," Sanji turned his attention back to the small said creature.

"Y-you can t-talk?!" He said voicing his thoughts out loud.

The reindeer stared at him in disbelief.

"Yes," It said, "I can talk, IN FACT I have been talking to YOU for the past five minutes."

Sanji didn't answer still shocked at the fact that the reindeer just talked.

"Hello~!" Chopper said waving a hoof in front of the prince.

Sanji snapped out of his daze, "Hugh?"

The reindeer shook its head. "I've been talking for as long as I can remember in fact it's exceptionally harder to communicate with patients without the ability to talk."

Something inside of Sanji clicked. 'Patients?'

"Chopper" As in Doctor Chopper?"

Chopper gave Sanji a blank stare. "God, you're thick. Who else could I have been?"

Sanji scrunched up his forehead in thought. "I got it!" He said happily, "Emergency food supplies."

Chopper felt a vein pulse. "That's it!" Angrily Chopper stomped or was it trotted over to his work station."Stupid humans you're all the same." He grumbled under his breath as he began to pick up what Sanji could only guess was his wand. "Want wants want! That all that comes out of your filthy mouths" Chopper continued with his angry ramblings. He proceeded to point the 'wand' directly at Sanji. "Huh? What about my wants…no one ever asks what I wants." He started waving the wand back and forth. "You!" He pointed at Sanji with his free hand.

"Me?" Sanji asked

"Yes, you who else!"

"Oh…"

"You don't want to marry that woman right?"

Sanji was about to ask what woman (He remembered the very UN lady-like Princess Nami) and then how Chopper even knew, but he decided against it sensing the tense atmosphere. Also Chopper looked as if he could explode any second. Sanji settled on nodding in agreement.

"I see..." Chopper replied somewhat crossly. "Oh well, here goes."

Sanji watched in great earnest as the little reindeer began pouring out enchantments and incantations. Once he was done, Sanji felt his body start to heat up. From inside his mind multiple warning sighs went off, however Sanji chose to ignore them and focus on more important matters, for example his blurred vision and the wave of dizziness that washed over him. A sharp pain caused Sanji to double over. He used his hands to support himself and prevent him from colliding with the floor.

In a raspy voice he asked Chopper what the hell was going on with his body. The miniature wizard smiled brightly and replied, "The transformation".

Before Sanji could even register what Chopper was saying, he felt his eyelids grow heavy. All Sanji saw before he passed out was the doctor smiling knowingly at him as his world faded to black.

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Whew, Pretty short, but hey what the hell like I said at the beginning just giving you a taste...

Review if you want me to continue (I promise I will...but only if you review...)

~Soi "THE FABULOUSLY SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS OUTRAGEOUSLY AWESOME" Art~