I'm apologizing in advance for this, but I am listening to one of my
favorite Weird Al songs and just suddenly had to write this. Don't kill me. It's
just stupid OOC but it's fun.
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"What the hell are we doing here Sirius,"Remus asked his friend as he,Ron,
and Hermione yanked him into the bar. Inside Seamus Finnigan came over to Ron and
Hermione.
"I really didn't think he would actually take the bet, this will be a night
to remember!"He exclaimed, eyes shining.
Remus was confused, what the hell was going on.
"Remus, your boyfriend lost a bet and will now be performing a little piece of
music for us all,"Sirius told him. Remus then noticed people up on stage performing
Kareoke and suddenly felt a sence of dread, he knew Harry hated kareoke.
The persons song ended and suddenly the stage lights went dull with just one
bright light in the middle of the stage. Remus gasped as Harry walked out to the
stage, admist the catcalls. He was wearing a tight pink angora sweater, a short pink
miniskirt, black fishnet hose, little pink rinestone pumps. He had a black sequined boa
around his neck, lipstick, fingernail polish, and glitter in his hair. He stalked up the
the microphone as the music began to play, he began to sing.
"I'm driving a truck, driving a big ol'truck. Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run
out of luck. Rollin'down the highway until the break of dawn, Drivin a truck with my high heels
on."
At this the crowd cheered loudly and Harry smiled, continuing with his song.
"My diesel rig is northward bound, It's time to put that hammer down. Just watchin as
the miles go flyin by, I'm riding twenty tons of steel, But's it's sure hard to hold the wheel,
while I'm still waiting for my nails to dry." Harry winked cheekily at the crowd. Remus was staring,
mouth wide open at this,"Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror, And my pink
angora sweater fits so tight. I'm jammin'gears and haulin'freight, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight."
Harry sauntered across the stage, getting into it now,"Because I'm driving a truck, Drivin'a
big ol'truck, Smokey's on my tail and my accelerater's stuck. Got these 18 wheels a'rollin'untill the
break of dawn, cause I'm drivin'a truck with my high hills on. Oh I don't mind when my crotchless panties
creep right up on me, and my nipple rings don't bother me too much. But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darlin little rhinestone pumps, keep slippin off the mother lovin'clutch."
The crowd was going insane by now, but Harry just smiled and continued.
"But still I'm drivin'a truck, Drivin'a big ol'truck, Headin down the interstate, just tryin to
make a buck. Wearin'feather boas with sequins and chiffon, While I'm drivin'a truck with my high heels on.
I'm drivin'a truck, Drivin'a truck, Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck and I'm late for
my apointment down at the hair salon, So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on" Harry finished with
a bow as the crowd screamed and pleaded for an encoure. Harry just smiled and made his way down the stage to
where Remus was standing, wide eyed. Smiling, Harry draped an arm around him.
"Harry, do you really have your nipple pierced?"Remus asked, it was all he could think about.
"Wanna see,"Harry whispered huskily.
"Oh yeah,"REmus whispered and minutes later they were in their apartment.
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Haha I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Sorry, I had to write that though.
favorite Weird Al songs and just suddenly had to write this. Don't kill me. It's
just stupid OOC but it's fun.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What the hell are we doing here Sirius,"Remus asked his friend as he,Ron,
and Hermione yanked him into the bar. Inside Seamus Finnigan came over to Ron and
Hermione.
"I really didn't think he would actually take the bet, this will be a night
to remember!"He exclaimed, eyes shining.
Remus was confused, what the hell was going on.
"Remus, your boyfriend lost a bet and will now be performing a little piece of
music for us all,"Sirius told him. Remus then noticed people up on stage performing
Kareoke and suddenly felt a sence of dread, he knew Harry hated kareoke.
The persons song ended and suddenly the stage lights went dull with just one
bright light in the middle of the stage. Remus gasped as Harry walked out to the
stage, admist the catcalls. He was wearing a tight pink angora sweater, a short pink
miniskirt, black fishnet hose, little pink rinestone pumps. He had a black sequined boa
around his neck, lipstick, fingernail polish, and glitter in his hair. He stalked up the
the microphone as the music began to play, he began to sing.
"I'm driving a truck, driving a big ol'truck. Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run
out of luck. Rollin'down the highway until the break of dawn, Drivin a truck with my high heels
on."
At this the crowd cheered loudly and Harry smiled, continuing with his song.
"My diesel rig is northward bound, It's time to put that hammer down. Just watchin as
the miles go flyin by, I'm riding twenty tons of steel, But's it's sure hard to hold the wheel,
while I'm still waiting for my nails to dry." Harry winked cheekily at the crowd. Remus was staring,
mouth wide open at this,"Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror, And my pink
angora sweater fits so tight. I'm jammin'gears and haulin'freight, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight."
Harry sauntered across the stage, getting into it now,"Because I'm driving a truck, Drivin'a
big ol'truck, Smokey's on my tail and my accelerater's stuck. Got these 18 wheels a'rollin'untill the
break of dawn, cause I'm drivin'a truck with my high hills on. Oh I don't mind when my crotchless panties
creep right up on me, and my nipple rings don't bother me too much. But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darlin little rhinestone pumps, keep slippin off the mother lovin'clutch."
The crowd was going insane by now, but Harry just smiled and continued.
"But still I'm drivin'a truck, Drivin'a big ol'truck, Headin down the interstate, just tryin to
make a buck. Wearin'feather boas with sequins and chiffon, While I'm drivin'a truck with my high heels on.
I'm drivin'a truck, Drivin'a truck, Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck and I'm late for
my apointment down at the hair salon, So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on" Harry finished with
a bow as the crowd screamed and pleaded for an encoure. Harry just smiled and made his way down the stage to
where Remus was standing, wide eyed. Smiling, Harry draped an arm around him.
"Harry, do you really have your nipple pierced?"Remus asked, it was all he could think about.
"Wanna see,"Harry whispered huskily.
"Oh yeah,"REmus whispered and minutes later they were in their apartment.
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Haha I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Sorry, I had to write that though.