CHAPTER ONE – AMBULANCE 666;

It was five in afternoon and not the morning which is good because sleep is hard like Harry's cock and Nova's butt all squished into a blender. So, off to where it all began. .."Ah, Nova how beautiful you look wearing that dress!" Harry screamed as the webcam turned on quicker than Usain Bolt. Satan's online and he is pissed at Nova. Satan called and started a video call, which made Harry jump in the cupboard of safety because suddenly a bright red flame appeared from the window as Satan walked through the wall with several hell hounds and a magical unicorn. Nova was by himself because Harry jumped into the cupboard, so the secret entrance to the spiritual world appeared to get bigger and bigger before is suddenly erupted and let rabid fan girls push Nova to safety. The fan girls grabbed Satan and so the unicorn let out a massive magical fart which stunned the hell hounds and made Satan throw up. Then, all the evil was suddenly weakened and Nova was to push all the fan girls away so he could force Satan and his minions to turn the webcam off and return to the pits of hell once and for all. An evil laugh coming from the window forced Harry to turn evil himself. Nova couldn't believe his eyes but had to make the decision to sacrifice Harry to save all of mankind. Harry ran and the unicorn up and few out of the glass roof of the house. Nova facepalmed and wondered what the fuck was even going on. He felt cold water seeping from the radiator, so went to get his tool kit from the bedroom to stop the radiator from leaking some more but Satan was still in the house. Nova screamed then everything faded black as Satan pointed a finger at the bed that was close by and grinned devilishly. Nova had no idea what was going to happen as he watched Harry fly about, Satan hit Nova over the head and Nova blacked out again. When he opened his eyes, Seamus, Kootra, Dan, and co. Were all sat staring at him. Then Nova realized that they were all fucked. "Satan wasn't real." Seamus said slowly. It took Nova a minute to register what Seamus was saying. "Yeah, you fell and hit your head pretty bad. We moved you to here but you kept muttering about Satan or something and we just left you to it." Kootra interrupted, "You alright now or do you want to go...No, were defiantly taking you to the hospital. You look like your head needs some medical attention." Nova looked around as his vision adjusted, by the looks of it, they'd already called an ambulance. Everyone was looking at Nova with worry in their eyes. 'Ding-Dong!' The doorbells sounded from downstairs, so Kootra and Dan god hold of Nova and helped him down the stairs towards the door. "We'll take the car." The emergency people nodded once, letting them pass. "Kootra, you go with Nova, I'll join up with you when we get there." Kootra nodded, as he and Nova were directed away from the house and towards the vehicle. Nova got given painkillers and got strapped in, and the following minutes were hard to recall. They'd arrived at the hospital and told to wait for a doctor, and with every passing minute no Doctor came. Dan looked around, pointed and everyone's heads turned in that direction. Two men were stood there. "THAT'S SAM AND DEAN WINCHESTER!" he shouted and the brothers turned and stared. Nova took one look and passed out.

...To be continued.