YOOGEUN MOOGEUN~~~ sorry, i recently got the KPOP Fever, thanks to my friend telling me about SHINee's Key bungee jumping and stuff. it took me 1 week to watch 3 SHINee shows! :O anywayz, i'm a Shawol now. :D WATCH SHINee's HELLO BABY! you will not regret it! 3 ohkay, back on topic. this might suck? idk, i had no idea what an aardvark was. anywayz, this is SeddieBenett's 100 Seddie Word Challenge. Enjoy! (:

Disclaimer: If I owned iCarly, I'd own SHINee too.

AARDVARK

Sam's POV

"Ohkay class, so, as you can see in the picture, we'll be learning about an Aardvark. Now, what is an Aardvark, you hooligans may ask, well, it's a..." Mr. Howard droned on and on about this weird creature. Beside me, sat my cute hot boyfriend, Freddork. Hey, even if we're dating, I can still use nicknames on him! Bored outta my wits, I decided to text him.

(A/N: These are text messages, bold is Sam and normal is Freddie.)

'Sup Fredgeek?

Hey, you know, I'd appretiate it if you stopped calling me names!

Yeah, I know, but even if we're dating, I'm still calling you names! :D

Blonde-Headed Demon!

... I WILL KILL YOU.

Oh really? Wil you kill your own boyfriend.

I might...

Ooh! I'm scared!

:P

"Sam! Freddie! Are you texting in my class?" Mr. Howard questioned.

Freddie looked pretty scared but eh, this ain't the first time I've gotten into trouble.

"Yeap," I replied casually.

"Come up here and read us your text messages, or I'll read it for you!"

I walked up in front of the class and started reading.

"'Sup Fredgeek?" I started.

"Hey, you know, I'd appretiate it if you stopped calling me names!" Freddichini continued.

"Yeah, I know, but even if we're- oh my gosh," I gasped.

"What?" Mr. Howard demanded.

"Uh... Nothin'! May I, uh, go to the nurse? I have a headache,"

"Fine! Fredward, go with her!"

Outside, Freddie stopped me and said, "What up? Why did you stop?"

"Uh, Dork? Remember? No ones knows we're dating again. We broke up, and Carly like spread the news, and I reeaaally don't want the school bugging us about our relationship again,"

"You. Have an excellent point Puckett. But since you faked a headache, you wanna make out?"

"Awh Fredwad... Sure,"

With that, we ran to some deserted place in school.

ohkay kill me would'cha? I just re-read this and it's freaking ridiculous! T-T heh, I hope I can post one everyday yea? PLEASE REVIEW! and read my other fanfics too! :3 thanks! ^-^ ~Ring Ding Dong Ring Ding Dong Ring Diggi Diggi Diggi Ding Ding~ Ring Ding Dong by SHINee 3