Prologue:
Disclaimer: I do not own kantai collection. There would be multiple seasons if it were
Also; I just watched the anime. No manga, and I still can't play the game. Any conjecture of mine on the larger world is probably false. I do not own world of tanks or warships either.
FRACKING! RUSSIAN! BIAS!
That KV was mine! I had my gun pointed PERFECTLY at the back of the tank, and it bounced! Ugh! If worked at Serb I'd... No no, don't get upset, you'll just tilt. Just play World of Warships. My friend Michael might be there; he's an excellent rouge destroyer.
In a few minutes, I was sailing into a fight with a guy I had a crush on. We were both destroyers and sneaking behind the enemy to kill the carriers. Neither of us was yet detected, I confirmed that with Michael and then, shortly before we could strike, a battleship took me out. After 5 seconds Michael confirmed my worst fears, a cheater. It was at that point that I lost it, I used my gypsy heritage to come up with the most random and plot-convenient curse.
"May you wind up in a Kantai collection fanfic!" I yelled into the microphone.
My mother's voice yelled up from the attic "Susan! Who did you curse?"
"A cheater in World of Warships."
"Could he hear you?"
I paused, then realized my mistake. The only one I could talk to was Michael.
I looked back at the screen. Michael's ship was sailing in a straight line towards the edge of the map never moving his guns. He was AFK. In another universe. Craaaaaaaaap.