Parody of Pop goes the Weasel. I am sorry for filling the internet up with my insanity, but yes, this is another parody. Darth Matimo thought the internet needed more kinslaying, so I obliged. :D
Round and 'round all Valinor,
Feanor chased the Teleri,
The Teleri thought 'twas all in fun
Slay! Goes Feanor.
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A ship for all their lives,
A ship to find a jewel,
That's the way the Feanorians go,
Slay! Goes Feanor.
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Up and down the swords fly,
In and out of the Teleri,
That's the way kinslaying goes,
Slay! Goes Feanor.
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They've no time to plead and pine,
They've no time to wheedle,
Slay them quick and then they're gone
Slay! Goes Feanor.
The End.
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