this sexy story starts with deadpool siting on his good looking ass watching the t.v (one that he stole from Walmart but anyway) but finds that there are no good movie trailers to watch (except maybe HIS OWN MOVIE but that's narcissism and no one AND I MEAN NO-ONE likes a narcissistic person except maybe me) he tried to find a at least meh one but all he saw was rob schneider-like trailers "so" he said with a bored sigh "i guess i will just masterbate to my movie trailer...again" which he about to (but you don't want to see that...unless you WANT to in which case GO WATCH A PORNO...weirdo, anyway on with the story yes i am speaking with you reader you sexy beast you anyway back to story) until he had a (rare) idea "maybe i can make my own movie so that way i won't be stuck watching shitty movies like the fantastic four (and their thousands of reboots) or shitty movie trailers that spoil the movie right then and there (terminator movie trailers anyone?) and so he was going to make the best fucking movie ever...but then "wait...how do i make a movie? ehh fuck i can do anything...in this fanficion only right now but i will still make a movie!" then he grabbed a pencil and was about to write something until he said "what should i call it?...oh i know" then he started writing the title "slut bangers".