Adoption
A/N - Me and a Friend thought this up in the middle of the night!! It was an awesomely funny idea! It was more complete when we were talking about it, but oh well!! I do not own Gundam wing, but I do own the rest of whatever's here!
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Duo had spent most of the afternoon on the phone, talking to both the 03 and 04 pilots. At the moment, he was talking to Quatre.
Duo- Oh Yeah! Quatre, did you know Heero and I are adopting a kid?!
Quatre- Oh! That's Wonderfull Duo! Hero did approve of this.. right?
Duo- *laughs* of course! I would never do anything without hee.
Quatre- Duo.
Duo- okay, so maybe I would! But this was all his idea anyways! So yeah!
Quatre- well, me and trowa already adopted, just yesterday actually!
Duo- that's awesome! Our kids can grow up together and be bestest friends!!!
Quatre- .Right. Our kids name id Trio. Whats your kids name?
Duo- Dunno yet. Trio? That's. original.
Quatre- C'mon. it was already named when we got it!
Duo- its and it?
Quatre- .We haven't checked yet! Its mom was a drug addict and its still in the hospital!
Duo- oh.
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A couple days later. Duo is holding little baby with Heero standing close by.
Heero- What should we name her, Duo?
Duo- Hmm. Well she 'does' look. Raven!!
Heero- uh, not what I had in mind.
Duo- Please??? *duo pushes baby into Heeros face*
Heero- Alright.
Duo- yay!!
Heero shakes his head and takes the baby raven away from Duo.
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4 years later.
Little Raven- Bye daddy! See ya Dad! I getta go to school!
Duo and hero wave as Little Raven gets on the Mini-Bus that'll take her to her first day of Pre-school.
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At School
Little Raven- Hey Little Trio! How are you?
Little Trio- God is amazing, so I am amazing too!
Little Raven- Dad says theres no such thing as God.
Little Trio- . Your Dad is wrong! God is everywhere! God is everything! There cant be no God!
Little Raven- Okay, think what you want.
Little Emily- My Daddy IS God
Little Trio is shocked and speechless
Little Raven- Haha. Yeah right! God isn't real!
Little Trio starts kicking Little Emily
Little Trio- your Dad is NOT God!
Miss Une, their teacher, walks over
Miss Une- Little Trio! What are you doing to my Daugh.. er. Student?
Little Trio stops and looks blankly up at Miss Une
Little Trio- Um.. Playing
Miss Une- Ok, keep it up!
Little Trio smiles and continues, while Little Emily yells out cuz it hurts
Little Emily- MOMMY!!!
Little Raven- .Whats a mommy?
Little Trio- Dunno, do you have one?
Little Raven- No, I have Daddy and Dad
Little Trio- WOW! Me too!
Little Raven- but whats a mommy?
Little Emily- a mommy is a lady
Little Raven do you have a daddy and a dad too?
Little Emily- no
Little Raven- *confuzzled* what do you have then?
Little Emily- a Daddy and a Mommy
Little raven- but wheres your dad?
Little Emily- I don't have one
Little Emily walks away. Little Trio and Little Raven look blankly at each other
Little Trio- so. if we get a mommy, she'll eat our dad?
Little Raven- Noo!! Dad! Mommys must be evil!
Little Trio- I never want a mommy.
Little Wendy walks up
Little Wendy- what are you talking about?
Little trio- mommys
Little Wendy- whats that?
Little raven- Evil ladies who take you dad away and EAT THEM!
Little wendy- but. my dad is already away!
Little Trio- poor you
Little Raven- you must be getting a mommy. I love my dad
Little Trio- God loves my dad, so I do to.
Little Raven- God damnit! There is NO God!
Little Trio- YES THERE IS!
Little wendy- Satan is my god. *hisses*
Little trio- aaahhhh!!!!
Little trio runs away
Little raven- there is no Satan either
Little wendy- can you prove that?
Little raven- ys
Little wendy- show me
Little raven dances around singing
Little raven- No God! No Satan! Lalalalalalalala!
Little wendy rolls her eyes
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school is over
little raven goes home. She walks into the house
Heero- Duo! You little Nympho! Ravens gona be home soon
Little raven sits on the couch and listens silently, waiting to be notices
Duo- but koi.
Heero- that's it! No sex for a week!
Duo- DAMNIT! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Heero goes into the living room and notices Raven
Little raven- hi dad!!
Heero- oh, I didn't know you came home this early.
Little raven- whats a nympho?
Heero- well. a nympho is a very good person.
Little raven- so... dady is a nympho?
Heero- yes, daddy IS A NYMPHO!
Duo- I am not!
Little raven- then your not a very ood person?
Duo gos into the living room
Duo- wha.?
Little raven- youre not a very good person?
Duo- a nympho is not..
Heero- Duo, a nympho is a very good person.
Duo- Oh, yeah. a nympho is a very good person.
Little raven- ok!
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little trio- Daaaaadddy!
Little trio runs into her house and sits infront of the door unill one of her parents come and see her.
Quatre- what dead
Little trio- little raven says theres no God!
Quatre- oh.. that's Terrible!!!
Little trio- and little wendy says Satan is everywhere!
Quatre- well you don't listen to them, God is everywhere
Little trio- and Everything
Trowa walks over and looks at Quatre and little Trio
Trowa- what are you teaching her.?!
Quatre- I'm teaching her about God
Trowa- But there is no such thing a.
Quatre quickly covers Trowas mouth
Little Trio- .? What?
Quatre- Nothing!
Trowa nods in agreement
A/N - Me and a Friend thought this up in the middle of the night!! It was an awesomely funny idea! It was more complete when we were talking about it, but oh well!! I do not own Gundam wing, but I do own the rest of whatever's here!
**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**
Duo had spent most of the afternoon on the phone, talking to both the 03 and 04 pilots. At the moment, he was talking to Quatre.
Duo- Oh Yeah! Quatre, did you know Heero and I are adopting a kid?!
Quatre- Oh! That's Wonderfull Duo! Hero did approve of this.. right?
Duo- *laughs* of course! I would never do anything without hee.
Quatre- Duo.
Duo- okay, so maybe I would! But this was all his idea anyways! So yeah!
Quatre- well, me and trowa already adopted, just yesterday actually!
Duo- that's awesome! Our kids can grow up together and be bestest friends!!!
Quatre- .Right. Our kids name id Trio. Whats your kids name?
Duo- Dunno yet. Trio? That's. original.
Quatre- C'mon. it was already named when we got it!
Duo- its and it?
Quatre- .We haven't checked yet! Its mom was a drug addict and its still in the hospital!
Duo- oh.
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A couple days later. Duo is holding little baby with Heero standing close by.
Heero- What should we name her, Duo?
Duo- Hmm. Well she 'does' look. Raven!!
Heero- uh, not what I had in mind.
Duo- Please??? *duo pushes baby into Heeros face*
Heero- Alright.
Duo- yay!!
Heero shakes his head and takes the baby raven away from Duo.
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4 years later.
Little Raven- Bye daddy! See ya Dad! I getta go to school!
Duo and hero wave as Little Raven gets on the Mini-Bus that'll take her to her first day of Pre-school.
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At School
Little Raven- Hey Little Trio! How are you?
Little Trio- God is amazing, so I am amazing too!
Little Raven- Dad says theres no such thing as God.
Little Trio- . Your Dad is wrong! God is everywhere! God is everything! There cant be no God!
Little Raven- Okay, think what you want.
Little Emily- My Daddy IS God
Little Trio is shocked and speechless
Little Raven- Haha. Yeah right! God isn't real!
Little Trio starts kicking Little Emily
Little Trio- your Dad is NOT God!
Miss Une, their teacher, walks over
Miss Une- Little Trio! What are you doing to my Daugh.. er. Student?
Little Trio stops and looks blankly up at Miss Une
Little Trio- Um.. Playing
Miss Une- Ok, keep it up!
Little Trio smiles and continues, while Little Emily yells out cuz it hurts
Little Emily- MOMMY!!!
Little Raven- .Whats a mommy?
Little Trio- Dunno, do you have one?
Little Raven- No, I have Daddy and Dad
Little Trio- WOW! Me too!
Little Raven- but whats a mommy?
Little Emily- a mommy is a lady
Little Raven do you have a daddy and a dad too?
Little Emily- no
Little Raven- *confuzzled* what do you have then?
Little Emily- a Daddy and a Mommy
Little raven- but wheres your dad?
Little Emily- I don't have one
Little Emily walks away. Little Trio and Little Raven look blankly at each other
Little Trio- so. if we get a mommy, she'll eat our dad?
Little Raven- Noo!! Dad! Mommys must be evil!
Little Trio- I never want a mommy.
Little Wendy walks up
Little Wendy- what are you talking about?
Little trio- mommys
Little Wendy- whats that?
Little raven- Evil ladies who take you dad away and EAT THEM!
Little wendy- but. my dad is already away!
Little Trio- poor you
Little Raven- you must be getting a mommy. I love my dad
Little Trio- God loves my dad, so I do to.
Little Raven- God damnit! There is NO God!
Little Trio- YES THERE IS!
Little wendy- Satan is my god. *hisses*
Little trio- aaahhhh!!!!
Little trio runs away
Little raven- there is no Satan either
Little wendy- can you prove that?
Little raven- ys
Little wendy- show me
Little raven dances around singing
Little raven- No God! No Satan! Lalalalalalalala!
Little wendy rolls her eyes
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school is over
little raven goes home. She walks into the house
Heero- Duo! You little Nympho! Ravens gona be home soon
Little raven sits on the couch and listens silently, waiting to be notices
Duo- but koi.
Heero- that's it! No sex for a week!
Duo- DAMNIT! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Heero goes into the living room and notices Raven
Little raven- hi dad!!
Heero- oh, I didn't know you came home this early.
Little raven- whats a nympho?
Heero- well. a nympho is a very good person.
Little raven- so... dady is a nympho?
Heero- yes, daddy IS A NYMPHO!
Duo- I am not!
Little raven- then your not a very ood person?
Duo gos into the living room
Duo- wha.?
Little raven- youre not a very good person?
Duo- a nympho is not..
Heero- Duo, a nympho is a very good person.
Duo- Oh, yeah. a nympho is a very good person.
Little raven- ok!
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little trio- Daaaaadddy!
Little trio runs into her house and sits infront of the door unill one of her parents come and see her.
Quatre- what dead
Little trio- little raven says theres no God!
Quatre- oh.. that's Terrible!!!
Little trio- and little wendy says Satan is everywhere!
Quatre- well you don't listen to them, God is everywhere
Little trio- and Everything
Trowa walks over and looks at Quatre and little Trio
Trowa- what are you teaching her.?!
Quatre- I'm teaching her about God
Trowa- But there is no such thing a.
Quatre quickly covers Trowas mouth
Little Trio- .? What?
Quatre- Nothing!
Trowa nods in agreement