To the tune of Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
[speaking] Ha ha, well now, we call him Voldemort. But there are many things about him you should know about.

[whispered] I'd appreciate your input

Sweat, Harry, sweat Our sex is like a boiling cauldron

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Snape would fantasize about

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel.the Philosopher's Stones

Yes I'm Riddle, yes I'm evil and your getting my broomstick You've had enough of arch nemisis, you want it rough like out of bounds

I want you smothered, want you covered - oh, your scar turns me on!

Come here and feel my pecs, I need your sex, like Coca-Cola stock you are the Real Thing

Salazar Slytherin couldn't shag as good as you!

Do it now

You and me Harry ain't nothin' but wizards

So let's do it like they do on the PlaySorcerer Channel

Do it again now

You and me Harry ain't nothin' but wizards

So let's do it like they do on the PlaySorcerer Channel

Gettin' horny now

Love your glasses and your passes

Hmm, it's so huge it's practically a Basilisk!

You make me wibble, you make me quiver, make my snakelike nostils FLARE But I cut off people's hands, and my eyes are cRaZy, man!

So if I try to curse you don't blame me it's only my nature,

Please meet me in the Astronomy tower cos I'll show you a good time

So show me yours I'll show you mine, I got a scar in an interesting place

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch Charmed

Do it now

You and me Harry ain't nothin' but wizards

So let's do it like they do on the PlaySorcerer Channel

Do it again now

You and me Harry ain't nothin' but wizards

So let's do it like they do on the PlaySorcerer Channel

Gettin' horny now

Do it now

You and me Harry ain't nothin' but wizards

So let's do it like they do on the PlaySorcerer Channel

Do it again now

You and me Harry ain't nothin' but wizards

So let's do it like they do on the PlaySorcerer Channel

Gettin' horny now

Voldie: Hey Potter, pass us the lubricant?