YAY! My new Kaoru Hikaru story!!! :D this one is... better?

lol it's funny ^_^

Well I love this story and I hope you do too! (Don't worry Broken Mirror fans, I will get another chapter up in a minute)


How utterly troublesome...

Well, I'm the pretty much average high school student, Hikaru Hitachiin. I'm pretty pessimistic a good portion of the time but hey, what do you expect from an only child?

I've never had anyone to really play with growing up except for that French idiot Tamaki Suoh. The only good he's done is teach me how to say curse words in French, which is pretty fun of I do say so myself. Still, he is my best friend.

I don't have a dad. Only my mom. She's pretty cool, kind of jumpy. She's a prankster. Just like me.

I looked around my room and sighed.

"Oh, merde. Looks like I have to get to school now." I got off my bed and passed my mom in the kitchen.

My mom was a very kind woman. Our house was opened to foster children basically so sometimes we had people call to ask if she could provide housing for them. It would be fun, until I got bored of them.

Usually they didn't stay long. But still, interesting to have them there for a while.

"Later mom." I kissed her cheek and she giggled.

"See you sweetie." With that the phone rang and I was out of the house.


~~~Elsewhere~~~

I haven't left my room in a while. My dad wouldn't let me. There was a war going on and he didn't want me to get hurt. Like it mattered. I should be fighting for my country not hiding from it.

I looked into the mirror as I sat at the vanity table. My hair was long and pulled back into a ponytail. My eyes were a rare golden color that I don't know how I inherited.

"Prince Kaoru." My servant called into my room and I turned and walked to the door and opened it.

"Yes? What is it?" I asked and he grabbed me quickly and roughly.

"I demand that you tell me what's going on at once!" I said sternly but couldn't help but trip over my feet in the haste.

"I'm sorry my Prince but right now the country is not safe for you." He said in a panicked voice and my features softened.

"Where is my father?" I asked and he stopped walking for a minute and turned to me with pained eyes.

"Your father died in the war." He informed me and I shook my head.

"No that can't be." My eyes started overflowing with tears and I heard a guns being shot outside of the palace walls.

"We need to get you to a safe place now my lord." He said and pulled me as he ran to the rood of the palace. "And when it is safe, you will return and claim the right of the throne." He said and I was pushed into a private jet.

I didn't know what to think.


After about 2 hours of being curled up in a ball on the jet we finally landed. I found myself in some secret headquarters or something.

"What am I doing in this place?" I asked and looked around.

"This is where people go when they're in hiding. But in your case we need to do it a bit better. If your dead then that gives the enemy's rights to claim your people." Some man informed me and I glared.

"My father's people. I do not wish for the absolute power. I do not want it." I said softly and the man led me into a different room.

"I'm sorry Prince Kaoru. I must introduce myself. I am Agent Yoshio Ootori." He said and I bowed my head slightly.

"It is a pleasure to meet you sir." I said with utter most respect.

"It's an honor to be in your presents my prince." He said and we met someone and my eyebrow started twitching.

"Hello! My name is Misuzu Sonoda!" S/he cheered happily. My head tilted to the side a bit.

Whoever it was, dressed like a girl but kind of looked manly. I suppose if he was trying so hard to look like a man I should give him a break.

"Pleasure to meet you madam." I said and shook his hand and he giggled.

"I'm going to be your hairstylist and I'm going to dress you too! After words we have a perfect home to send you to so you could be in hiding." He informed me and I slowly turned to Yoshio who nodded curtly. I sighed.

"Alright madam. Shall we commence?" I said and he nodded and led me to a different room. It seemed to have more girls than guys I could tell you that much. "Excuse me but what is this exactly?"

"Oh, it's like being in the witness protection program but it's for loyalty only." Misuzu winked and I nodded slowly. I sort of understood.

I was being swooned at by a handful of young women which wasn't very appealing. I don't know why but I have a very... Picky style of my significant others.

I sat in a chair that Misuzu pulled out for me. It was in front of a mirror so I'm only guessing this is how commoners get their hair done.

My hair was pulled out of the ponytail and it flowed down my shoulders and I looked over at Misuzu who had hearts in his eyes. My hair was long and silky. It went to my waist. I've been growing it for a while, it's going to be very upsetting to see it get chopped off but I suppose it's for the greater good.

Misuzu wet my hair first and then started to skillfully cut it. Honestly my eyes were closed the entire time. I didn't want to see my hair fall to the ground. It nearly broke my heart but I knew that it had to be done.

Misuzu blew my hair dry and did a bunch of other things to it. When I opened my eyes I saw that I had bangs that seemed to get longer as it reached the side of my face and my hair was spiky. I tilted my head to the side confused. I looked weird.

By the time I stood up Misuzu had clothes in his hands and handed them to me. I raised my eyebrow but proceeded to the changing area and quickly got dressed and walked it. Then I was met with Yoshio.

"Yes sir?" I asked politely and he gave me a small smile, very slight.

"Your being brought to Japan. Someone told me you were fluent in that language?" He asked and I nodded.

"I can speak 9 different languages, sir." I said and he nodded.

"Well good. My son Kyoya goes to a school there and so I know your safe you'll be staying with a woman. Ms. Hitachiin. I was informed that she has a son your age. 15. My son is 16, maybe you'll see him in school." Yoshio told me and again I nodded.


"Hey Hikaru!" Tamaki called and I looked over at the blonde idiot.

"What do you want?" I asked and he laughed.

"Would you like to play some baseball with me?" He asked and I shook my head.

"No." I said bluntly and he pouted.

"Aw come on." He pleaded. I glanced at Tamaki. He was wearing a light green polo shirt with black slacks and nice dress shoes. He always dressed nicely for school. What's the big deal? I was in a tight electric blue band logo Tee-shirt and black skinny jeans with a blue and black studded belt. We looked like complete opposites.

"No." I said again and heard someone running behind me.

"Hika!!!" A young voice called that could only belong to Mitsukuni Haninozuka. AKA Honey-senpai.

"Hey Honey." I said and laughed at his giggle. He had black pants and a pink shirt with red bunnies on it. He was cute so he was never labeled 'gay' all of the girls actually swarmed him.

"Why are you all out of class?" Kyoya asked and pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose.

"Because you touch yourself at night." I said and he didn't even pay attention to me. He never really did.

It wasn't unknown that Kyoya had a crush on Tamaki even though he constantly rejects the idea, we know he does.

"Kyoya, its last period study hall. Who actually stays there?" Tamaki gave Kyoya his huge innocent grin and Kyoya looked away.

"Hint number one." I whispered to Honey who knew exactly what I was referring to and began giggling cutely. "And I have a pass." I stated and Honey pulled out his planner where the hall passes were located and pointed to the signature.

"Yeah, me too Kyo-kun!" Honey grinned and put it back in his pocket.

"So who would want to play a game of baseball with me?" Tamaki asked excitedly and Honey tilted his head to the side.

"Well I would but I really can't play... LET'S DO KARATE INSTEAD!" He was overflowing with glee and everyone took a step away from him.

"Uhhh... No thanks Honey-senpai." I said and Tamaki nodded quickly with his face draining of color.

"Mon dieu!! Non! Non! Non!!" Tamaki cried out and I rolled my eyes.

I smirked and turned to Tamaki who looked at me and simultaneously we smirked widely.

"VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI!?!" We sung horribly in unison. It was our ongoing joke after watching Lady Marmalade. Every time one of us says a phrase in French we say it. Even if it's at the most awkward of times.

We started laughing and Kyoya raised his eyebrow and pushed up his glasses again.


I got home pretty late. Tamaki convinced me to play baseball and right now we were being driven by Tamaki, who had a car.

"Wanna eat dinner and chill?" I asked and Tamaki smiled and nodded.

"Come on let's go." I said happily and we ran inside and my mom looked like she saw a ghost but she was smiling somewhat.

"Mom?" I walked closer to her and she smiled.

"We were given another child. He's 15. Right now he's sitting in your room." She said and giggled.

"Um.. Ok. Tamaki, let's go look at this new dude." I said and Tamaki nodded. He was used to the random people we had.

We walked to my room and looked at my door. It was closed and I scanned the signs of offensive terms telling people to stay out of my room when I wasn't there. But of coarse my mom never followed them. I opened the door and saw only the lower side of the figure. He was leaning out of the window low enough for his head to be cut off from view.

"Hey newbie. You're my new bro? How long you in for?" I asked and he turned to me and my eyes widened.

"OH MERDE!" Me and Tamaki yelled together.

"Mais qui diable tes-vous!!??!?!?" I cried out and he turned to me with a slight look of shock then bowed his head.

"Je m'appelle Pr... Kaoru." He finished and me and Tamaki looked at each other than him, then each other, than him again. "Pardon moi, but I thought you spoke Japanese in japan."

"W-we do." Tamaki said and I nodded with him and we looked at each other. I walked over to Kaoru and examined him. I looked for just a hint of something telling me that we were different. But we were the same. Exactly the same.

"Kaoru?" I repeated and he nodded.

"Yes... Who am I talking with?" He asked and I slowly outstretched my hand.

"I'm Hikaru Hitachiin. That's Tamaki Suoh." I said and he nodded at both of us and bowed his head slightly.

"It is a pleasure to meet you two." He said formally and I looked at Tamaki confused who just shrugged in return.

"Why are you talking like that?" I asked and he blushed.

"What? Is the way I speak altered than how you would?" He asked and I nodded.

"Boy's!!" My mom yelled up the stairs. "Dinner time!"

"Come on Kaoru." I said and he nodded and followed me. Something about him was just plain weird. My mom was looking at us and as if we rehearsed it we raised the same eyebrow.

"What is it?" We asked in perfect unison. We turned to each other at the same time too and then shrugged.

"That was freaky." Tamaki said and I nodded and looked at him.

"Yeah, it's like looking at a more proper me." I grinned and he nodded.

"Yes, it is like looking into a mirror of some sort." He agreed and we both sat down at the diner table.

"Ms. Hitachiin, what is for diner?" Kaoru asked and my mom pulled out a plate filled with chicken cutlets, a bowl of corn, a different bowl with mashed potatoes and a few soda cans.

"Thank you mom." Tamaki smiled at my mom and I rolled my eyes with a smile. Tamaki has been over my house so many times he just calls my mom mother. I do the same with his father.

"Your welcome sweetie." She said and I noticed Kaoru look at us pick out what food we wanted onto our plates. He looked confused.

"What is it Kaoru?" My mom asked and he noted how we cut the chicken and how we opened the soda cans and how me and Tamaki mixed our corn with our mashed potatoes.

"It is nothing. I have just never eaten something like this. I am just figuring out how you would eat it." He said and me and Tamaki were the only ones lost at that. My mom smiled like she knew why he was ignorant to that.

"Here sweetie. I'll set your plate." She said and gave him one chicken cutlet and some corn and mashed potatoes. She handed him the plate and tilted his head a bit.

"Is it a custom to mix the corn with that?" He asked and my mom smiled.

"No, only some people do that. It tastes pretty good." She said and he nodded and the way he picked up his fork and knife to eat the chicken was really weird. Me and Tamaki used our knives like saws and we used our left hand and put the food in our mouth with our right hand because we were right handed. He had his knife in his right hand with his pointer finger running down the dull side of the blade and used his left hand to eat which looked pretty awkward when he bent his hand back to eat it.

"Why are you eating your chicken that way?" I asked and he looked over at me.

"It is the proper way to cut your food." He informed me and I turned to my mom who simply nodded.

"Doesn't it annoy your left hand?" I asked and he shook his head.

"I am ambidextrous." He said and I blinked.

"Ampa what?" I leaned in, eyebrow raised and he laughed.

"Ambidextrous. It means that I can use both of my hands with equal skill." He smiled and I turned to Tamaki and gave him 'the look' and he snorted and covered his mouth. Me and him started cracking up hysterically and my mom rolled her eyes.

"I swear you two are perverts." She said and Kaoru placed his utensils down.

"I do not understand." He said and my mom shook her head.

"Have you ever touched yourself?" I asked smirking and he looked lost.

"In what way are you insinuating?" He questioned and I smirked.

"You know."

"No I am afraid I do not."

"Played with yourself?"

"There are lots of games one could play with ones self."

"Choked the meat?"

"Why would I do such a thing?"

"For Christ's sake! Have you ever grabbed your penis and jerked your hand upwards and downwards for self pleasure!?" I think I gratified that pretty clearly. Tamaki fell off of his chair and my mom was glaring at me but couldn't help try to hold back a giggle. Kaoru shook his head with a very still face.

"That is not a very Prince like behavior." Kaoru nagged and I smirked.

"Never stopped me before." I grinned pervertedly and Tamaki who was just getting back on his chair fell off again with more laughter.

"Hikaru!" My mom scolded, not very will with that grin on her face.

"Just sayin'." I smiled innocently.


Me and Kaoru were in my room on separate beds. They were twin beds. How ironic.

A few minutes later we were both sitting on my bed facing each other getting lost in conversations. I told him more about school and he seemed reluctant to telling me something I could see it.

"So, tell me about yourself Kaoru." I leaned in and he sighed.

"I do not know if I am able to tell you. But since you are my host I will." He turned his head.

"I am a Prince of a foreign country. Right now I'm in hiding. I wasn't supposed to say anything other than to the people who spoke with your mother."

"... Your kidding right? A PRINCE?" I didn't believe him and he smiled.

"Yes, it is a farfetched idea, however if you speak to your mother she will inform you that in fact, I am a Prince."

"... What country?" He smiled.


Weeeeeeell how do you like it? Please review! :D I wanna know if I should continue. ^^