So I've seen these floating around other fandoms, and I thought I'd give one a try, just for fun. I'm sorry I haven't updated my other work, it's getting there, but school has just been a lot more hectic than I thought it would, so for anyone following that, hopefully this will tide you over? This is just easier to work on at the moment.

Credit goes to BluBrotherD and his Rules and Truths of Fusion Fall for the idea.

I've set this Post-Metal Fusion, but before Metal Masters.

"I just don't know what to do, Hikaru. They're like locusts! They just swarm the shop and take over!" Madoka says with no small amount of exasperation. "Gingka snuck Pegasus off my work table and took it for a "spin". His and Kyouya's battle just about destroyed all the hard work I'd put into fixing it, and then some! You following me?"

Hikaru's face darkens on the other end of the connection. Behind her, the WBBA is bustling with frantic activity. "I knew they were obsessed, but I didn't think it was that bad," she murmurs. "Let me get the director."

The girl disappears from the screen for a moment before returning with a very familiar redhead. Ryo Hagane looks between the two teens with a bemused look on his face. "Madoka!" he greets enthusiastically, "How are you?"

"I'm alright, Mr. Hagane," Madoka says, "but I need some advice." She launches into an explanation of everything that's happened at the B-Pit so far.

By the time she's done, Ryo's cheer has plummeted into a deep frown. "That is disturbing," he mutters. "It sounds like you need to lay down the law."

Madoka nods slowly, mulling over the idea. "Like a set of rules?" she asks.

The elder Hagane grins. "Exactly. You need a set of rules for the B-Pit. That should fix some of it."

"And taking away their beyblades as punishment would help enforce them!" Hikaru exclaims. "That's brilliant!"

By the end of the day, a large white sheet had been posted to the workshop door. The bladers stared in wonder at the sheet, which bore the title: The Official B-Pit Rule Book.

(Of course, there were a few additions.)

1. Always listen to Madoka

(If she says it isn't done, it isn't done!)

(She can hold your beyblade hostage.)

2. Don't take your beyblade off the worktable without Madoka giving you the all clear!

(I don't care how much you whine or beg, I won't let you take them any earlier. - Madoka)

3. No beyblading indoors!

(It doesn't matter how long you've been without a good beybattle, don't let it rip in my workroom! - Madoka)

(We're still fixing the ceiling from last time. - Mr. Amano)

4. If you're sleeping over, don't go into any room other than the workroom!

(Yu, I don't care how uncomfortable you are, don't crash on my bed. - Madoka)

5. Don't feed Yu or Kenta ice cream later than nine o'clock.

(Even if it's in celebration.)

(It wasn't my fault! They were giving me the eyes! Besides, I didn't know!- Benkei)

(It should be common sense! - Madoka)

6. For the sake of all our sanities, prank wars are to stay outside the B-Pit!

(There are delicate bey parts in here, and we really don't need you wrecking the place. - Mr. Amano)

(My hair still hasn't recovered! - Madoka)

(I thought the green looked good. - Kyouya)

7. Don't mess around with Madoka's repair tech!

(The B-Pit is not liable for any missing hair or fingers. - Mr. Amano)

(Or beyblades. You following me? - Madoka)

8. Tricking other bladers into setting their hair on fire with Madoka's technology is not okay.

(Seriously guys, stop it. Kyouya's been growly all week. - Gingka)

9. No teasing Yu about his height, no matter how funny it is.

(He'll attack you.)

(And eat all the ice cream! - Gingka)

10. No special moves inside the B-Pit!

(Yu, Gingka, Kyouya, Tsubasa, and anyone else stupid enough to try.)

(I don't care how much the others tease you, Yu. You can't just use Inferno Blast in the middle of the B-Pit! - Madoka)

11. Do not bother Madoka in her work room.

(The B-Pit is not responsible for the ensuing chaos. - Mr. Amano)

12. Do not startle Madoka in the work room.

(The B-Pit is not responsible for the ensuing explosion. - Mr. Amano)

13. Just leave her alone in there.

(It's safer for everyone that way.)

14. Hamburger eating contests are not to be carried out on the kitchen table.

(Gingka, Benkei.)

(I'm getting tired of cleaning up after you. - Madoka)

(The vomit is also starting to leave stains on the wood.)

15. No singing Eye of the Tiger and substituting Lion for Tiger around Kyouya.

(You know who you are.)

(It was funny for a while, but now it's just annoying. - Madoka.)

(Besides, his head doesn't need to be any bigger than it already is.)

(Who wrote that? I'll tear them apart! - Kyouya)

16. No insane practicing in the B-Pit.

(Benkei, it's admirable that you work so hard to become stronger, but your screaming is keeping everyone up at night. - Madoka)

(And you keep injuring yourself. It's not healthy. - Tsubasa)

17. No beyblading with prototypes!

(It's perfectly fine if you want to build yourselves beyblades out of spare parts, but blading with them is not okay. - Mr. Amano)

(You guys broke the window. How, I don't know. - Madoka)

18. No blading with other people's beys without their permission!

(Gingka.)

(We know you miss Pegasus, but you really have to stop. Kyouya flipped out when he realized Leone was missing.)

19. No using the special moves of others without their supervision or instruction!

(Gingka.)

(That's just asking for trouble.)

(But it looked so cool! - Gingka)

(You tore the beypark apart! - Kenta)

(It needed renovating anyway. - Gingka)

(You're creating paperwork. - Ryo)

I'm most certainly going to keep this open for now, as I have many many more ideas (Page 2 is coming very soon). If there are any complaints, ideas, suggestions (I can't think of everything!), or anything else under the sun, let me know!

I'm also working on an OG Beyblade version and a version set in my crossover universe (because having the two casts meet just brings up so many hijinks to be explored!) so be on the lookout for those, too.

Ciao! - stormnml