This is my first fanfic so please don't be too hard on me. I thought I'd test the waters with some SpongeBob.

He had so many more curves than my other underwater friends. He wasn't just an ordinary starfish either, Patrick was smooth and a slightly brighter shade of pink. Looking at him now makes my insides twist and turn.

"SpongeBob.....what are you looking at" Sandy said suddenly making me jump.

Truth was I was staring at my favorite picture of Patrick that I took at one of our many sleepovers. In it he is wearing teddy bear jammies, his stomach peaking out ever so slightly.

"Can't talk now Sandy, I have to get to work" Knowing that she could always read right through me, I had to get away. I DID have to get to work though.

I walked to work wondering when, if ever, I'd have the courage to approach Patrick about my feelings for him.

The day seemed to drag on. I was growing more and more nervous knowing that today might be the day. Hell, tomorrow might be the day. I tried to take my thoughts off of these negative things and instead imagined a little impromptu striptease starring Pat. I couldn't take the heat of the kitchen anymore. I needed that lunch break that I usually skipped, and I needed it now. I fast walked to the bathroom and rubbed one out. I was rewarded immediately with a feeling of relief.

Almost an hour away from the end of my shift Pat strode up to the counter. I could see him through the little window finished orders are put through. I cartwheeled out of the kitchen and into his arms.

"SpongeBob, I need to talk to you." He said frantically.

"Pat..did you forget where you live again?"

"Ummm, No, it's different this time. Is there somewhere more....private, where we can talk?"

I lead him back to the freezer and shut the door. "Pat, what's--" and then he kissed me. It was the most amazing thing I've ever experienced. I grabbed his round butt with one hand, and pressed him harder into me with the other. I could feel him hard against me.

"I've always wanted this Pat, you don't even know."

"To be fuck buddies? Me too pal."

"B-b-ut.." My sentence was stopped short when Patrick pulled my pants down.

"I'll do you first." He smiled and then started to go down.

I swallowed my words and decided that things could be worse, right?