A/N: Hi guys, this is my first Mario fanfic. It's Friend of Fawful! I share this account with my friends, Please R & R
Beep beep, beep beep! Mario sighed, he hated his alarm clock. He crawled out of bed and ambled down the stairs. He really wanted some pasta for breakfast, but he knew he'd have to wait. Unfortunately, Mario ate the last of the pasta, down to the last ravioli, but Luigi said he would go to the store and buy more. Mario would just have to wait. Hmm what should I-a do-a? I know, I'll eat-a some pasta...Oh wait, I can't. I'll call-a Princess Peach, maybe she got kidnapped again-a. So he walked over to the red telephone and called her.
"Oh, hi Mario!" Princess Peach greeted, cheerily. "What can I do for you?"
"Are you-a captured?" Mario asked, a derpy expression on his face.
"Um, no. I answered the phone from my room." She explained in a slightly annoyed tone.
"Ugh. Never mind!" Mario slammed the phone down in anger. He was sick of waiting for his pasta. I know, I'll-a go to-a the store and-a see what's taking so long! Pleased with his plan, the pajama-clad plumber stormed out of the door, not even bothering to put on shoes.
When he arrived at the store, his feet were filthy, and many people were laughing at the angry plumber stomping around in his pajamas.
"Where's Luigi?" He shouted at the Toad cashier.
"Who's Luigi?" The Toad girl asked.
"My brother, he wears green! He's about this tall." He gestured with his hands.
"No sir, no one has come in that's taller than you." She tried to explain. Maio growled and marched out of the store. He didn't even think of just buying the pasta himself. Then he walked into Toad's house. He ripped open the door and screamed,
"Where's Luigi?" Toad scurried into the room.
"Mario, what are you talking about?" He questioned, obviously confused.
"Luigi was-a gonna get-a me some-a pasta, but I-a can't-a find-a him!" He yelled in Toad's face.
"Woah, take it easy, it's just pasta." Mario's face turned redder than his cap at these words.
"Just-a pasta? Just-a pasta? What-a do you think I-a love in this world? Pasta is a part of me! I love-a pasta!" Mario ranted. Toad began to back away, as slowly as he could.
"So, have-a you-a seen Luigi?" Mario asked, his eyebrows slanted, you could almost see a storm cloud over his head. Toad frantically shook his head, in pure terror. Mario left wordlessly, but not before grabbing Toad's megaphone.
"Attention Mushroom Kingdom! This is-a Mario speaking! Luigi has-a gone missing, and I expect-a you to-a all help-a me look! Or else-a!" He barked into the megaphone. Immediately all of the toads who had nothing better to do than open shops circled Mario, who was still in his red pajamas with rocket ships all over.
"Everyone! Go-a check-a Peach's castle!" The whole group of toads followed him as they marched to the pink castle. They threw the two useless guard toads aside, and flew open the door. The mob ran into each room, and tore the rooms apart, unnecessarily. They found everything but Luigi. Then Princess Peach entered the throne room only to find her throne torn to pieces and the rug on the ceiling. She quickly spotted Mario amongst the crowd of toads.
"Mario! What is the meaning of this? First you hang up on me, then you trash my castle?" She tried to ask in a calm voice, but failed terribly. Well who could blame her?
"Oh, hi. I'm-a looking for Luigi." Mario explained carelessly. Peach shook with anger, her eye twitched.
"And what makes you think that it's a good idea to tear apart my castle instead of asking me if I had seen him?" She questioned getting louder with each word.
"I dunno, I-a thought it-a would-a be fun." The mustached plumber mumbled.
"Fun? Fun? All of you are to clean up this castle at once!" She screeched. All of the toads got to work, and Mario slipped out of the room, unnoticed. I want-a my pasta! He headed for his house. Then he realized that maybe Luigi left a note in his room. He sprinted up the stairs, and broke Luigi's door down (he felt like it). Someone screamed, it sounded like...Luigi!
"Luigi, where's-a my food?" Mario interrogated.
"Mario, what are-a you talking about?" Luigi yawned.
"You-a said you-a would get-a pasta for-a me!" He yelled for what seemed like the hundredth time that day.
"But Mario, it's 6:00!" He exclaimed.
"Yeah, at night!" Mario yelled in his face. Luigi's cheeks turned pink, contrasting with his pajamas.
"Sorry, Mario. I'll run-a to the store now-a. You do know-a that-a there's an emergency stash of spaghetti under the sink-a, right-a?" Mario ran down the stairs and into the kitchen, in search of the pasta. Luigi, sighed and got dressed, he was ready to go to the store.
The End
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