AU: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING...
STORY DESCRIPTION:The Glee club know Puck and Rachel should be together, they've seen the signs, commence Plan: Puckleberry. T for safety...Open to Ideas from the public.
PAIRINGS:Puckleberry (Duh!)
Quam/Fabrevans
Klaine
Chang Squared
Brittana
Wemma
And possible Merzimio or St Cedes
Plan: Puckleberry
McKinley High School, 6:23 PM, Saturday, Choir Room
The halls of McKinley High School were dark and quiet except for the choir room, the usual singing was replaced with confusing chatter.
Kurt Hummel tapped his bottle of hair spray loudly against the small table the group had gathered around.
'Attention, we need to keep it down a little, the janitor will be back around in forty-five minutes, let's not give him any reason to come back earlier.' The young boy sat back in his chair and watched the rest of the group gather in a little more. Jesse St. James walked through the door and took his seat; the others watched him with curiosity.
'Now you all know why we're here. Finchel cannot continue and as we have all noticed of late Puckleberry has been rearing its inevitable head. We must unite Puck and Rachel to make sure our Glee club dynamic is perfect.' Kurt said starting the meeting. Brittany raised her hand and Kurt nodded in her direction.
'Why is Mr Schue's son here?' Brittany asked softly, Kurt sighed while shaking his head.
'That's a good question. Why are you here, white boy? I thought you had a thing for Rachel?' Mercedes asked crossing her arms.
'Rachel and I had a talk and I realise she doesn't feel for me like that anymore, I missed my chance but I simply dislike Finn and don't want them together but I could ask the same question of all of you, there was a time when half of you were getting slushied by Puck, bullied by Puck or simply disliked him and the other half of you hated or despised or just wanted to kill Rachel.' Jesse said in a condescending tone. The others were still angry at him for the whole, 'hurting Rachel and destroying their chances at Regionals' thing.
'That's actually a good point; we should go around the group and say why we're here, so we know everyone's motives.' Kurt said impressed with his new idea. No one in the group said anything.
'Look, I don't particularly like Man Hands but Puck's my boy, always has been and always will be. Ever since he and The Giant broke up I've totally noticed him checking the dwarf out, I personally think it's gross but to each his own I guess.' Santana said honestly.
'I like Rachel and Puck, and when they're together they're good, he's not so mean and she's not so bossy and weird. And Finn isn't very nice to her.' Brittany said sweetly. The group turned to Quinn who was next down the line.
'Look I could lie and say Rachel and I have grown closer and I want what's best for her or that ever since Beth I've felt guilty about Puck and now want him to find happiness but in actual fact, I want Finn to pay. He was a jerk to me and made me give up something good and hurt a lot of people, I want him to be alone.' Quinn said bitchily, the group nodded in silent agreement, it was kind of true.
'I don't mind Rachel, although she annoying, she's okay and Puck wasn't a complete ass to me, in fact he apologised after breaking up with me because he said he was wrong to treat me with disrespect or something like that, in actual fact he was a pretty good boyfriend.' Lauren said honestly, it was kind of a shock for the rest of them when she showed up.
'Puck's not as awful as people think and if he was given the chance I'm sure he could do something good. Rachel makes him want to do something good and I don't have anything against Rachel, apart from her being annoying sometimes I don't mind her.' Mike said truthfully.
'Rachel and i are kind of friends and Puck is less of an ass now so we're on okay terms. I have to admit that ever since it first began I was a Puckleberry shipper.' Tina said ducking her head in embarrassment, the rest of the group smiled and agreed silently that they were too.
'Puck is my boy and it's about time he got to be happy and Rachel isn't as annoying as people think, she's actually pretty cool and way better than Finn, I mean he's my boy too but they just do not go together.' Artie said surely.
'I love Puckleberry, sure it was weird at first but then once it was gone you totally missed it, and I think a repeat would EPIC!' Mercedes getting agreeing nods from everyone.
'Rachel's nice and deserves something good, I'm not saying Finn isn't good I just don't think he's good for her and Puck and I have become closer and he's a good guy and from what I've seen in the small time I've been here is that there is more going between those two than they let show, probably more than they even know.' Sam said knowingly, the others were shocked at his insight. The group looked to Blaine, still confused as to why he was there considering he didn't go to McKinley.
'I know I don't even attend this school but from what Kurt's told me and from what I've seen, I find Puckleberry fascinating. The cliché good girl, bad boy thing is totally lost on these two because when they are with each other they aren't so much a bad boy or a good girl more of just two teens who are in love and I would like to see how this plan of yours unfolds and I admit I am shipping for Puckleberry.' The group of gleeks let out small chuckles at the Warblers' comment.
'Don't get me wrong, I love my brother and I love Rachel but sometimes he can be an idiot and she can be crazy and blinded by what she thinks is love.' Kurt started, ignoring the 'sometimes?' from Santana. 'I hate them together and when Puckleberry was together, everything seemed to just kind of fit. I have also noticed of late the growing Puckleberry relationship, as has my brother and he is doing everything in his power to stop the two from interacting. Puckleberry love is so strong that even Finn can see it happening, Puck is his only real threat. And according to my brother, the idiot he is, he made Puck, after the 'Need You Now' performance, agree to never try for Rachel again so that puts a little bit of a stump on this plan, if Finn catches the two and finchel is still on, or even if it isn't, Finn could pull out the 'I thought we were friends' or the 'You already took one of my girlfriends' or even the 'you promised' card out of his pocket and Puck, being the redeeming juvenile he is, will back down out of guilt and that's if we can even convince him to go for it in the first place. Not to mention Rachel still not realising Finn isn't the one for her and Puck is and those two are some of the most stubborn people I've ever met so they are more than likely going to butt heads and go separate ways. And there's also the whole 'there's no way he/she could ever love me/have feeling for me that way' thing and Rachel is very insecure which means if Puck even looks at a girl or even if he doesn't she could break and it'll be over and Puck hates himself so he'll believe he isn't good enough for Rachel and all that jazz.' Kurt explained to the group, they all looked dumbfounded and slightly frazzled.
'The odds are certainly stacked high against these two isn't it?' Jesse asked looking just as shocked as the rest of the group. The small group nodded at his comment.
'Well there is something you should all know, I don't think Rachel knows yet and I didn't want to be the one to break it to her, I'm pretty sure my brother is cheating on her with random Cheerios. I was talking to Rachel and Finn, separately of course, and apparently she still won't give up the V-card and so he's gone elsewhere to get what he wants.' Kurt said sadly, the others were shocked and were gaping.
'How do we tell her?' Santana asked completely shocked.
'Well I thought of that as well, now I know it'll be harsh but she needs to know. Every morning Finn hooks up with a Cheerio in the Janitors closet in the East Wings hallway, for a few minutes before he uses his 'charms' on the girl. Now he's worked it out perfectly, Rachel has no reason to go to the East Wing in the mornings, Finn's locker isn't there and he just says he comes late so even if she waits loyally by his locker he'll probably only show up after he's done it with the Cheeri-ho.' Kurt said angrily, he was obviously upset with his brothers 'sexcapades'. 'My idea is to get Rachel to go to the East Wing in the morning in time to see Finn go into the closet with the Cheerio. And Quinn, to get a bit more revenge on Finn, we make sure Puck is with her, if he sees what Finn has done and Rachel's reaction he may literally kill Finn, so I do want Sam, Jesse, Mike and Artie on Standby if things go overboard.' Kurt said sternly. 'Now I would like to treat this exactly like an Army operation, you are the troops and I am your Commander, the objective is Puckleberry and the enemy is Finn. Am I understood?' Kurt asked standing up at attention. The rest of the Glee clubbers also got up and stood at attention with their hands in salutes.
'Sir Yes, Sir.' They shouted in unison and burst into a fit of laughter, and with the salute the meeting commenced.
The group of Glee clubbers had noticed Puck and Rachel's glances across the room, hallway, etc. They had noticed the conversations that had both of them smiling and laughing. They had noticed the small touches of their fingertips that had both of them stepping back like they'd been shocked. They had noticed Finn's resentment and they had noticed want in the two teens eyes but they had not noticed the two spending extra time together outside of school. They hadn't noticed the two attending Temple more and more often, and it wasn't for the service. They hadn't noticed that the two's families enrolled them to head the Junior JCC Committee which allowed them to be together with an excuse. They hadn't noticed the dance lessons the two have been taking together to prepare for a dance and they certainly didn't notice the accidental kiss between the two when they were alone, behind closed doors.