Story for j0h4nn4! XD! Rule the magic hats and dancing unicorns!
Fall Number One.
"Oi... She says" Lucy was staring through her glass sanctuary of Horogolium at her 'room' (destroyed) and at the three mages creating a war path through it. "Erza! Natsu! Gray! She says"
"Huh?" They looked at her with the same comic expression on their faces.
"...Get the hell out of my house! Jeez! Make the mess at the guild! She says. Your time is up."
"We thought you wanted to talk to us!" Gray said.
"No. When did I say that?"
"Erza" Lucy switched he glares to Erza
"Natsu" The Titania pointed at the flame mage.
"Happy" He pointed at the cat... who was disappearing out of the window with her favourite lingerie.
"Gray!-" Lucy shouted
"Huh?" He looked at Lucy, who was running towards him fairly fast for a girl in 3 inch heels.
"Follow Happy!"
She picked him up and threw him out of the window ("Shit!") with a burst of unnatural strength. There was silence for a while Natsu looked out of the window to the ground.
"...Yep. He's gonna need the hospital."
AN...
Yeah, I had fun writing this...
I always kept the hat on j0h4nn4! XD