First of all, let me clarify: This is NOT serious work. I wrote this some months ago for no particular reason. I don't even write poetry, so this is bound to be bad. AND English is not my native language, so there must be some grammatical mistakes. Sorry if someone out there gets offended by it *pouts and looks innocent*
Now, really, this is a piece of trash that I found in my computer while tidying up my files. Why am I uploading it then, if it is a piece of trash? Simple. When I opened it and saw what it was I just kept on laughing for about ten minutes, remembering when I wrote it, that was equally funny. So I decided to share it. It's not really a parody, but Merlin, it's so dramatic I can't help finding it amusing. Now, hate with all your might.
Disclaimer: Anything you recognise belongs to J. K. Rowling.
Poem to a Death Eater
What is your blood if not the blood of a beast
Is that a heart in your pocket,
Poor little thing,
you, making it twist.
Poor little thing,
you, handling it like a puppet.
Still feel it's pounding in your fingers?
For that life in your tainted soul still lingers.
You'll never fall out the cold mist,
the sun with the likes of you never mingles,
the magic of your people never tingles.
The Mark of Death forever up your wrist.