Hiya! We're Lotty-
-and Cassy, we're both 14 years old and we are extremely good friends.
We 'ave this wee group thing we hang 'bout with: there's me 'n' Cass, Moany, Loui, Jessy 'n' Anny. Wer lyk da coolest ever ;)
You know Lotty; you should really learn how to spell properly
Loosen up sour puss! Anywais our Cass is a bit of a smart-alik lol
You may be my best friend but I find you extremely annoying
HA! You spelt it wrong! You Hypocrite!
I think you'll find that I spelt it right, you ignoramus
Watevs, anyway...
We are kind of straying from the topic, weren't we going to tell a tail?
OH YEA! So anyway Loui and Moany have this obsession with this gay story-
Don't use that word, it's really offensive-
GAY! There's three books and they're making films too. But Moany and Loui are completely OBSESSED and it's getting mental so... me and Cass had this idea...and this is our account of what happened.
THE
KIDNAP AND MURDER OF
THE CULLENS
By Lotty Awsum+
Cassy Cool
P.S There are actually four books, Lotty just can't count