Disclaimer- for all chappies: I don't own Kyou Kara Maou although I wish I did
What Cheese does to a certain suspicious and very jealous Mazoku
Tucked up safely in the Maou's bed, Wolfram slept in a suspiciously girly dress which he profusely claimed was in fact a very masculine nightshirt. Lying next to a gently snoring Greta and an upside down Yuuri (who he unconsciously held by his ankle) Wolfram was trapped un-noticed in a nightmare.
Tossing from side to side occasionally muttering 'wimp…wimp…where is my wimp' Wolfram battled against the evil emo bearbees that threatened to take his wedding dress away from a highly disconcerted Wolfram – who during all of this was searching his wimp of a fiancée.
Suddenly the gang leader of the emo bearbees ripped the wedding dress from Wolfram's hands, chuckling a low and dark 'Nogisu' it flew away ripping the dress into small pieces that turned to breadcrumbs as soon as they hit the ground. Following the trail down a twisting path through a cerise wood and into the castle that for some reason took on similar qualities to the bouncy castles on Earth- not that Wolfram had been on one or anything- Wolfram arrived in a room lined with various different pink fluffy things oddly enough it looked exactly like the room he had found earlier on but thankfully without the disturbing image of Gwendal and Gunter doing things no one wanted to see.
A soft giggling broke out behind a portrait of Shin-ou and the Great Sage during their 'intimate stage'. Considering his sword or fire friends Wolfram choose the later and blew apart the centuries old portrait. What he saw inside turned his blood cold.
It was Yuuri. Shirtless. But that was not what stopped Wolfram in his tracks. It was the thousands and thousands of women and men and other variations of that were touching Yuuri. His Yuuri. His Wimp. THEY WERE TOUCHING HIS WIMP!! With a cry of rage Wolfram drew his sword and hacked off limbs and other rather more painful parts as he hacked a bloody path to Yuuri, who, when he reached the wimp, did nothing but splutter as Wolfram throttled him screaming 'YOU CHEATER!! YOU ADULTEROUS LEECH!'
Suddenly Wolfram woke into the real world screaming 'YOU ADULTEROUS LEECH!!'
His screech having caused the birds to fly up into the trees crying 'BAD OMEN!', Dorcas to wake up in tears( no one wanted to ask why, he'd been getting a little too familiar with the horses of later), Yuuri to fall off the bed and Greta to turn over on her side snoring slightly louder.
'that's it' Yuuri stated less dramatically than he may have wished due to his trembling frame and that fact his voice broke three times in the last two words (no one had deemed it possible to do such a thing in under four syllables before and Yuuri is getting prepared for the Mazoku-dark-ale-drank-in-much-frequency-by-Dorcas-world-record-scroll for the feat).
'I'm never letting you have cheese after midnight again!'