NCIS – THE MUSICAL
RATING: K
DISCLAIMER: Don't own NCIS or any of the songs I may mention in this fic.
A/N: Okay, crazy, I know – NCIS The Musical. To be quite honest, I don't know how this will turn out. I'm looking at a case, mixed with a few songs and a good dash of TATE. It's something I had an idea for, and thought it might be fun. It will be a mixture of songs that exist, and songs I had to make up in order for them to fit with the topic. So sit back, relax, enjoy and review!
CHAPTER ONE: THE DEATH OF A SAILOR
Caitlin Todd was sitting at her desk, typing on her computer, when she felt something hit the back of her.
"Stop it Tony!" She cried, knowing he was throwing paper clips at her again.
"Or what Kate?" he taunted.
Stop Right Now
Oh Tony,
I'm getting so mad
And if you don't stop that
I'll do something bad
You're slowly,
Getting on my last nerve
And soon enough
You'll get what you deserve
OH TONY!
Kate gasped in shock. She had no idea what had come over her, what had made her sing that. It was obvious that Tony had no idea what had happened either. Luckily for both of them, Gibbs had walked in, and was obviously cranky. He was muttering about alimony or something and Kate and Tony exchanged a keep quite glance.
"Pack you're stuff, we're got a case," Gibbs called to them.
"What is it, dead marine, seal –" Tony guessed.
"Sailor, DiNozzo. Petty Officer Travis Dermont. Reported missing from duty two days ago. Body was found by a hunter in Wild Flower Forest." Gibbs said.
McGee rushed in late.
"Sorry I'm late boss," he panted, "I got stuck –"
"Don't want to hear it McGee. Everyone, pack your stuff. I'll bring the van around." Gibbs commanded.
"Is Gibbs always so crabby?" McGee asked, flustered.
DiNozzo hit the newbie on the head.
"When you work here for as long as we have, you'll come to see, that Gibbs is in a permanent bad mood!" Kate laughed.
"Yeah, Probee, it's all a part of his charm." Tony laughed.
PART OF HIS CHARM
TONY
Listen up Probee
We'll give you some advice
Special Agent Gibbs
Is never ever nice
KATE
He's mean and he's crabby
And can cause you great harm
But as you get to know him
That's part of his charm
KATE AND TONY
He'll yell and he'll scream
But don't be alarmed
He'll whack you on the head
But that's part of his charm
TONY
If you spill his coffee
You'll be sorry
But if you keep on his good side
There's no need to worry
KATE
If you mention his wives
He'll cause you great harm
Why he has so many
Well that's part of his charm!
KATE AND TONY
He'll yell and he'll scream
But don't be alarmed
He'll whack you on the head
But that's part of his charm
As suddenly as they had begun, they stopped. Okay, things were starting to get a bit freaky. McGee looked at them oddly.
"How long did it take you to memorize that?" He asked, confused.
Tony whacked him over the head.
"Get in the van, Probee!"
A/N: Okay, so what'd you think? Should I write more? Ideas and suggestions would be much appreciated, as I have absolutely no idea where this story will go. Please review; sorry for the length, it was just a trial chapter. Review and I may write more!