the year was 1776 and the Nords were at war with their inner demons. their lord and savior, count chocula, told them to stop being so edgy and help him defuse the bomb. In that moment Darth Maul new he had to bettary has and become the true messiah. Gorden Freeman loudely excliam that he was gay and that his bae was Luke Skywalker. the had been togehter since the dawn of time and was nice. anyway spongebob had togo with to get the crabby patyy from Ulfric Stormcloak who was also gay. also did i mention hes a robat cause thats kind of important.
a million years later in machu pichu:
Gordon freeman was going to make a sand witch but he forgot to get bmilk so darth maul told him go get nmilbk at the fukn soret you lil bitch. anyway the special mead that is to save world is in that place with cat people."you go" said the emporor to Frodo. darth maulwas has madnesss so go. the frodo now knowed wat had sto be done. he would go do it because the pepmorer said so and and also frienship. so he strolled marylee to the plae and got. world saved. thank you frodo yes. the end