Reminder: I don't own Loud House.
If you don't like something about nudity, do not read and do not send me bad or harsh reviews.
Today is the weekend. The Loud sisters went out to do their own businesses while the parents are working at their jobs. Lincoln Loud has got the weekend to himself.
Lincoln: Feels great that all of my sisters are out for the weekend and I have the time for myself. Best part this has nothing to do with my folks thinking that I'm bad luck to them. Though I feel kinda bad about Liam using a trick to whack them on their heads to make them forget. But at least we all over it for now on. Anyway, time to call Clyde of what he's up too.
He grabs his walkie talkie to call Clyde.
Lincoln: Hey Clyde, you there?
Clyde: Hey Lincoln. What's up?
Lincoln: Got the whole weekend without my 10 sisters. You wanna hang at the Gus's Games and Grub?
Clyde: I would. But not right now, because I have to take care of one of my dads since he sick this morning. Another time though.
Lincoln: I guess. Take care buddy.
Lincoln ends his call with Clyde.
Lincoln: Well Clyde is taking care of his dad while Rusty is motorcycle training, Liam is busy at the farm, and Zach is working on his experiment at school. Perhaps I'll read comics or play video games or something. Hmmm. Maybe a walk in the neighbourhood would be a good idea so that I cought catch a sight of something that I'm into.
Lincoln locks the door and places the key inside the stair deck before going for a walk.
Lincoln: This is kinda nice outside, seeing a clear sky with birds flying. This could be a nice day for walk before...
Suddenly, motorcycle gang rush pass Lincoln by as they splash him from the pond.
Lincoln: Dang it. Now it became the worst.
As he got up while trying to dry himself, he accidentally step on a cement sidewalk.
Lincoln: Oops.
He got up with his socks and shoes stained by concrete cement.
Lincoln: Just great. It take a difficult to clean these.
He took off his socks and shoes to head home in barefooted. Before he could reach his house, he sees a bull dog, growling at him for trespassing his territory.
Lincoln: Uh Oh! Nice Doggy!
The bull dog chases Lincoln through the streets as he dropped his stained pair of socks and shoes. The dog was getting closer until he snatches Lincoln's shirt and pants. Struggling to escape until he ditch his clothes to avoid being mauled by the dog as it mauls the shirt and pants into shredded pieces. Lincoln has nothing on expect his underwear.
Lincoln: Oh great! I'm in my undies in public. Better not let anyone see me like this again. It will be like what happened in Girl Jordan's party.
While he's trying to find a way out of this, he sees the construction site with a teeter totter shape object and few bricks and heavy stuff.
Lincoln: Bingo! That could help me fly towards to my house!
Lincoln snuck into the construction site and pushes the bricks. While the bricks are falling, Lincoln rushes to the teeter totter object to be ready until the bricks made a direct hit, sending Lincoln to sky high while flying above the neighborhood. The plan seems to work until he passes his house.
Lincoln: Dang it!
He flew further until he landed on one of the neighbor's trampoline in the backyard and then bounce and landed on an outdoor chair safely.
Lincoln: Phew. That was unexpected. At least no one is here now.
As he looked at the backyard door, he sees someone coming out side. The boy panicked as he ditches the chair and hops through the fence. He continues to get home until he bumps into two large familiar boys in his way.
Lincoln: Oh no!
Hank: Miss us "Snow White"?
Hawk: Hehehe! What up with the skivvies streaking?
Lincoln: Ugh...
Hawk: Forget I ask. Since your here with no sisters, friends, or your blood spilling sidekick having your back. Mind if we have your back so we could stick you at the statue so that the whole town can see your underpants?
Hank: As payback from last Halloween!
Lincoln quickly dodges them and rushes to safety as the two bullies started chasing them.
Hawk: Say Hank, you think they see him in his undies or nothing?
Hank: That would be gross to see him wearing nothing. Wearing nothing it is!
Hawk: Haha!
Lincoln hops through alot of fences to avoid Hawk and Hank until he ended up in the same yard with the trampoline. Luckily no one is still here as he thought the owner was just checking for forgetting something before going outside. Then he had an idea to avoid the two bullies.
Lincoln: I got it!
The two show up and saw Lincoln on a trampoline, seemingly looking helpless and losing hope.
Hank: No where to run "Snow White".
Lincoln smirks as the two were about to fell into a trap. The two jump on the trampoline at the same time, then causing all three to bounce into sky high. The two bullies fell into the same house and landed on the chairs, breaking them. Then the owner shows up and became shocked to see two boys who seemingly damaged his yard.
Owner: My yard! What are you two doing here cause trouble in my yard!?
Hank and Hawk: Ugh...
Owner: Forget I ask. Since you're here, you gonna pay for the damage you cause here or else!
Hank and Hawk groan about that threat. At the sky, Lincoln successfully lost the boys.
Lincoln: Thank heavens I got away from them.
As he look down and notice he's in sky high and about to fall.
Lincoln: Uh oh.
Lincoln was about to meet his fate of falling until he fell into the tree that saves him from falling. However, he was hanging in the tree branch with his underwear.
Lincoln: Great. How am I suppose to get home without being seen by...
?: Lincoln?
Lincoln became shock to see a bunch of girls in Girl Jordon's backyard for a pool party. There was Girl Jordan, Cristina, Paige, Mollie, Kat, Sadie, Penelope, Joy, and a few others.
Lincoln: Huh, hey girls. Hehe.
He smiled nervously as they stared at him in his undies hanging in the tree.
Mollie: Wow. This looks very surprising than last time!
Most of the girls blush and some laugh at Lincoln's half naked wedgie in the tree. Lincoln feels depressed about being humiliated by a group of girls. Some of the girls notice his depression and feel guilty about it. The rest stop laugh as they comforted him.
Cristina: Sorry Lincoln. We didn't mean to laugh at you.
Girl Jordan: Yea, it just that you look cute with your body showing.
Lincoln: Really?
Girl Jordon: Yea. You made my last party fantastic as my guests are having a good time.
Lincoln: Yea. Figures.
Paige: You know this party wouldn't be fun without a single guy. Jordan's parents are out of town for the whole weekend.
Cristina: And we're wondering if you have time to spend time with us here if that's okay.
Lincoln: Well, my folks and pals are busy with their plans. So I could get use to have fun with you girls. It will get my mind of the things I've been through.
Mollie: Glad to hear. You still own me of who's the ruler of cannonball. Swimsuit or Skivvy.
Lincoln: Oh right! In that case, you're on Mollie. By the way, could some one get me out of this tree please?
Girl Jordon grabs a shovel let Lincoln grab it to pull him out of the tree. Lincoln became free from the tree as he landed in front the girls. They all gasp for him as they blushed.
Lincoln: What?
He looked up and see his underwear still hanging in the tree and then he looks down and see that he's wearing nothing at all. He screamed as he tries to cover himself as he was about to leave the backyard.
Cristina: Lincoln wait!
Lincoln: I gotta go! Sorry about that!
Paige: Dude, its cool. You can still hang with us.
Lincoln: But I'm completely naked right now with all of you girls in this backyard!
Mollie: Well we could change that by evening the odds.
What Mollie was doing is taking her swimsuit off and threw it away as Lincoln blushes to see her naked.
Mollie: CANNONBALL!
She jumps off the diving board and cause a huge splash.
Mollie: See if you could beat that Naked Loud.
Despite see her naked, he feels less embarrassed as he is ready to enjoy this party.
Lincoln: Oh well. CANNONBALL!
Lincoln rushes to the pool and splashes down.
Girl Jordan: Well time we ditch what we're wearing and enjoy this party. What do you say girls.
All the girls took off their clothes and swimsuits to have fun with Lincoln in Girl Jordan's party. Lincoln is starting to have fun with the girls as they played cannonball diving, Marco and polo, chicken fight, and stacking tower.
Lincoln: You girls didn't have to do this.
Paige: Yea, but sometimes many of us want do crazy things like this.
Girl Jordon: Yea, right now lets keep this between us here.
Lincoln: I'll definitely keep that in mind. By the way, any of you have clothes or something that I could borrow before I leave?
Mollie: I did bring a jacket that you could wear before you leave. But can you stay with us for tonight or until Girl Jordan's parents get home?
Cristina: Yea, this seems pretty exciting to have you around.
Lincoln: I would, but my folks would be home soon this day.
Suddenly Lincoln's pet canary bird, Walt, approaches to Lincoln with the phone.
Lincoln: Walt? What are you doing here? Is that my phone?
He grabs it and answers it.
Lynn Sr: Hey sport, hows it going at the Loud House?
Lincoln: Dad! Um doing fine. How are you.
Lynn Sr: To be honest. Your mother, sisters, and I will be home tomorrow later, because Vanzilla went into an accident again.
Lincoln: Everyone alright?
Lynn Sr: Yes we're all fine. We'll be staying at the motel for the night until Vanzilla gets fixed. Just hope that's not too expensive. You going to be okay living by yourself sport?
Lincoln: Uh yea. I wouldn't mind "living alone". I can handle it.
Lynn Sr: That's my boy. Growing up brave and tough like your old man.
Then he notice a raccoon next to him and hisses at him, causing Lynn Sr to panic.
Lynn Sr: GOTTA GO LINCOLN! TAKE CARE AND LOVE YOU! BYE!
He hangs up as Lincoln agrees to spend the whole weekend naked with the girls.
Lincoln: So what's for dinner.
Girl Jordan: We're having pizza and burgers.
Lincoln: SWEET. I love hanging with you girls.
Cristina: Us too.
Few girls gave Lincoln a group hug as they continue partying.
THE END
Credit goes to Blueprintman as he came up with this idea for me.