Enigma: I DO NOT OWN LIGHT YAGAMI, OR DEATH NOTE! I JUST GOT THIS WEIRD IDEA ONE DAY! ENJOY, NO FLAMES!!
Light Yagami woke up one day and looked at his Death Note. There were plenty of criminals to kill. His shinigami, Ryuk, floated inside eating an apple. Ryuk took one look at Light and dropped his apple.
"Whoa, Light! What happened?" Ryuk said, going into fits of laughter. "This is great!"
"What do you mean?" Light asked coldly. He noticed his voice was high-pitched, sort of like... a...
"Light! You're a girl!" Ryuk blurted, and started laughing on the floor, ignoring his apple.
"Shut up, Ryuk," Light muttered. He raised up his arms, and to his surprise, it was much more feminine. He walked over to a mirror and gaped. He was, in fact, a girl, but how did this happen? His hair was straight and shoulder-length, and he had lip balm on. He also had light pink eyeshadow, and his hair had a small yellow ribbon.
"I don't even own this stuff," Light complained softly. Ryuk didn't care: he was definitely entertained.
"Wait 'till Misa sees this," Ryuk chuckled. "And your father, of course."
"Shit. Misa... Oh, God, no..." Light muttered. Beside him, Misa roused softly from her sleep. She woke up, and her blue eyes widened in shock at the sight of Light.
"Who are you?! Where's Light?!" She demanded. Grabbing a piece of the Death Note, she used her Shinigami eyes... and... "OH DEAR GOD! HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?"
"I don't know," Light replied, irritated. "All I know is when I woke up, I was like this."
"Oh, dear! Now Misa must be a boy!" Misa said, pouting. "Misa won't marry another girl! Unless it's Light, of course." She smiled at Light, who merely sighed.
"I need to understand this situation carefully..." Light said to himself. "And--"
"Shouldn't " you be going to work, Light?" Ryuk asked, laughing even more. Light shot him a glare. "What, you're shy because of what you look like? Don't tell me you are--"
"SHUT UP!!" Light exclaimed. "I'm not ashamed! Now, finish your apple or I'm going to throw it!" Light stormed off into the bathroom to take a shower. Maybe this was all just a dream...
"Honestly, Light's cute, even as a girl," Misa commented. Ryuk choked on his apple due to laughing.
"I HEARD THAT!!!" Light screamed from inside the bathroom, over the sound of the shower.
"How do we explain this to Yagami-san?" Misa asked Ryuk. Light nervously turned off the shower. She's right... He/she/Light thought to him/her self.
"Now THAT is what I call a riot," Ryuk said, laughing.
"Ryuk, call this a riot one more time, and you won't get anymore apples!"
Enigma: Done with the first chappie! Sorry it's so short: I ran out of ideas. o.o Up next, Light is going to work... as a GIRL! WOO-HOO! ALL HAIL GENDERBENT!