Prologlue
We are the three menaces. This is our aim in life to annoy ( and potential destroy the sprits) of
Hang on what about me? You haven't said anything about me! SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME!
Shut up Skye your scaring the owls
No you shut up
Guys let all get along
Shut Up River
Well thanks a lot Skye and you to Roxie
Don't you dare call me Roxie I AM A BOY YOU KNOW !
Who's a cute little roxie woxie who's a little roxie woxcie
Shut up Skye
Anyway sorry about them well I guess one of our greatest achievements was when we annoy the evil grotty Snape…
Chapter One, The Essay.
Here, Snape (Vomit vomit) here's your essay on werewolves…
We are going to start by comparing the werewolves to other animals.
(creatures, you must mean.)
Yes, we will compare the horrific werewolf to the sickening, spirit breaking, mentally sickening, Proffessorus Snapeus.
(I'm gonna be sick.)
(Just don't be sick on me, be sick on Roxy.)
You guys shut it. Anyway, the habitat of the stinky Snapeus is a dirty, rotten common room filled with a disgusting breed of slave, called the Slytherins.
The Slytherins are led by the amazing bouncing ferret, who will now be referred to as A.B.F.
(Amazing bouncing ferret)
The werewolf is commonly known for having a few select features such as greasy fur.
Must be related to Snape and his slaves then.
Proffessorus Snapeus is connected to the werewolf in this way.
To conclude, compared to badgering wombat we have had the misfortune to warn you about, werewolves are a rare breed of fluffy teddybears. And if you ever get detention from Proffesserus Snapeus, beware for his fangs and slimy tongue.
And you will get an F on your next assaignment, even if it was better than the high standards of Hermione Granger.
Beware! Of the cruel vicious Snapeus.
Thank You.
By The Menaces.