AN: How does Sandstorm go again?
Finally. Serena finally found the perfect time to tell Ash she was in love with him and going to give him over 802 children. Didn't matter about logic. There is no logic in Pokemon anyways.
The only problem she could see with her plan was Ash seemed to be eternally 10 so she wasn't sure how the children thing was going to work. However things always work in Ash's favor so that must apply to her since she was the only one for Ash.
Ash lay on the ground sobbing about a flock of Butterfree that had passed by. She had no idea where Clemont and Bonnie were, not that it was much of an issue. They could be dead for all she cared since Ash was alone and in need to severe comfort from his Butterfree meltdown.
Serena patted Ash's weirdly angular hair, speaking in the tongue of Peanutbutter, the Golden Bidoof. She swore it was something meant to comfort people. (everyone else disagreed. Except Ash since he was in no mind to disagree.)
Eventually Ash stopped crying. He suddenly felt like giving himself a hair cut, swearing it would reform him into a new person. Like he could finally win a Pokemon League Tournament if he did. (Spoiler alert: he did not.)
He looked into Serena's eyes, which seemed to follow him wherever he moved. A gesture a little too creepy for his liking. She breathed heavily into his ear.
"Ash..." she whispered.
"Pikachu...where are you?" Ash asked, desperately looking for his electric mouse friend.
"I lo-"
"FUCK! I DELETED FLAMETHROWER INSTEAD OF SCRATCH! FUUUUUUCK!" a loud manly voice screamed.
Whipping their heads to the right, Ash and Serena could see a brunette girl dressed in a light blue tank top and red skirt screaming in anguish in front of a very confused looking Charizard. A transparent curly haired man floated beside the girl laughing uncontrollably.
"What is wrong with you? How do you fuck up a menu?" the man asked.
The girl made fruitless excuses for her mistake. Everyone knew she should have paid more attention to the menu...whatever that meant. The biggest mystery was why the girl sounded like a man, or if you wanted to be even more specific, the video game boy.
"Good-bye Sch. It was nice knowing you." The man solemnly said, patting the Charizard's head. It disappeared in thin air.
The girl then began glowing, the floating ghost man beside her didn't seem phased at all. Serena and Ash watched in horror as the girl exploded into...another girl. This time the girl was wearing some kind of tropical print shirt and white shorts. She held an round owl creature in her hands.
"I'll name you...Flug!" the girl said. She sounded exactly like the last girl.
"Great job Arin." the man sarcastically sighed. They both walk away, disappearing into the mist. No one ever saw or heard of Flug the Rowlet ever again.
Serena turned back to Ash, or at least where Ash should have been. The ten year old vanished. Off to begin a new quest in a new region with memories only consisting of his adventures in Kanto. She would never win the heart of Ash Ketchum. Never.
AN: I'm the video game boy. I'm the one who wins.