One day Lincoln was walking around the house eating a Quiznos sub when he saw Lynn walking downstairs in a sports bra and shorts.
"Hey, little bro, wanna come work out with your big sis?" she asked.
Lincoln was planning on spending that day watching anime, but he decided to join her instead.
The two of them went downstairs to the basement gym, and Lynn started going to town on the lat pulldown machine. Lincoln got super hot and bothered watching her get sweat all over her juicy biceps and lats, not to mention her tight little booty. Eventually he just couldn't take it anymore.
"LYNN I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE A BONOBO IN HEAT!" he yelled at the top of his horny little lungs. He then stripped off all his clothes and exposed his thirteen-inch twanger, which is a completely normal size for an eleven-year-old.
Lucky for him, Lynn had been aching to get her hands on that equestrian tallywacker since she saw it for the first time when she and Lincoln were bathed together. She tore off all her clothes by flexing and then she grabbed Lincoln by his wiener schnitzel and started sucking it like a sour apple-flavored Ring Pop.
Lincoln instantly came buckets because he was that turned on by Lynn's sexy lips on his ramma lamma ding dong, but he was ready to go another round. He plunged his Sword of Omens straight into Lynn's waiting pussy, and it was so hot that everyone else in the house, including the pets, ran down to the basement and started touching themselves to the spectacle.
"THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL AND SEXY" Lori yelled as soon as she came.
"I AGREE, HE SHOULD DUMP THAT DIRTY THOT RONNIE ANNE AND MARRY LYNN WHO'S SO MUCH BETTER FOR HIM" cried Luna.
"MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW" said Cliff.
Lincoln and Lynn had a simultaneous orgasm, and a few weeks later she found out that she was pregnant with his child, probably because they didn't use a condom since nobody ever uses condoms in fanfics. The whole family was very happy for their pure sacred OTP love, but sadly some fucked up shit happened because incest and Lynn gave birth to the Schwarzenegger baby from Junior. They didn't feel like they had the emotional strength to take care of such a baby, so they gave him up for adoption.
Nah, just kidding. They shot him in the face as soon as he came out. Tell me you wouldn't do the same thing in that position.
THE END