Darren Cross's Dear Diary

by The Other Jet Engine

(based on the mobile game, Avengers Academy) 14-year-old Darren Cross loves his new school, and he's about to see it all:aliens, other planets, teleportation, you name it. But when a mysterious outside force threatens to destroy everything Darren has ever known and loved, what's to stop even the most carefully-laden of plans from falling apart? SUCKAS BEWARE!

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Ollo, this is me, Leyenar Oh, with my Avengers Academy fic.

And the grand experiment kicks off! This chapter is the official start of this multi-chapter project, and it's something that I never actually thought I would try to do:write an Avengers Academy story. This is all about 14-year-old Darren Cross in the Avengers Academy High School, with him writing about Stony, Kylo Ren, the Darren Fleet or just random school stuff. Ultron also takes a big part in this. This is an unusual tale, no doubt, but hopefully this story will fulfill its purpose in explaining how such a thing may have come to be, and what the aftermath of the events leading up to it may have been.

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First of all, lemme get something straight. This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. Yeah, I know what the title says, but when Mother went out to buy this thingy, I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say DIARY on it. Great, now all I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea. The other thing that I wanna clear up right away is that this was MOTHER'S idea, not mine. But if she thinks I'mma write down my "feelings" in here or whutever, she's crazy. So don't expect me to be all "dear diary" this and "dear diary" that. The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I'm the CEO of Cross Tech, I'll have better things to do than answer people's stupid questions all day long. So this book's gonna come in handy. Like I said, I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm gonna get stuck in high school with a buncha morons. Today is the first day of school, and I'm already getting nervous. Father says it's just a natural reaction and Avengers Academy is gonna be cool, but yeah, I really doubt that.

To be precise, my name's Darren Agonistes Cross, son of William and Nita Cross, Kylo-Ren-and-technology-obsessed 14-year-old, people say I'm extraordinary but I'm just average...at least that's what I think.

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All About Me

Basic Info:

Name:Darren Cross/Gidget Gigglefanny(according to Professor Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants, Esq.'s Name Change-O-Chart)

Gender:Male

Birthday:September 3rd

Age:14

Nationality:American

Hair Color:Brown

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Favorite Things:

Movie:Kung Fu Panda 3(and henceforth the entire series)

TV show(Does anime count?):Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Song:You've Got A Friend In Me by Robert Goulet

Dinosaur:Deinonychus

Singer:Owl City

Color:Yellow and black

Comic:Green Lantern:Wrath Of The First Lantern by DC Comics

Heroes' Team:Justice League

Food:Shawarma

Type of couple:Male X Male, Human X Alien, Robot, Dinosaur, etc...but mostly open to other types

Book:The Wind In The Willows by Kenneth Graham

Pairing:Hal Jordan X Thaal Sinestro

Character:Simon The Digger, protagonist of Gurren Lagann

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Favorite DC Character:BARRY ALLEN!

Least Favorite DC Character:Carol Ferris

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About The "Darren Fleet":
The Darren Fleet is a collection of my favorite couples(listed below), I never tolerate pairings that violate the Fleet.

Ultimate Rarepairs:Cruslinger(Rip X Cruz), Jason X Zordon, Zhaozai(Ozai X Zhao), Sarah X Sarah, Kouta X Exkaiser, Ned X Mia and Zed X Tia, Finn X Torque, Gipsy A. X Amara

Canon:Thor X Jane, Korrasami(Korra X Asami), Branikki(Brandon X Nikki), Malley(Mater X Holley), Megamind X Roxanne, Malec(Magnus X Alec), Emmet X Lucy

And last but not least:EVERY IMPORTANT SHIP IN THE DARREN FLEET WILL GET THEIR HAPPILY EVER AFTERS, WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE OR THROUGH DEATH, NO MATTER WHAT! IT IS A GIVEN! YOU HAVE MY WORD! GUARANTEED!

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About The Author's Head:
My head is a mind-blowing place where mind-blowing stuff are continuously created, with the Justice League as the decisive leaders. (Just think of Inside Out.)

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WHAT I WILL ACCEPT:Yaoi, boy/boy/girl love triangles(i/e:Thaal Sinestro X Hal Jordan X Carol Ferris)

WHAT I WON'T ACCEPT:Mpreg, poly ships

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―WARNING! DARREN FLEET INCOMING!―

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Hal Jordan X Thaal Sinestro=Sinhal (OTP, Green Lantern Corps)

Kouta Hoshikawa X Exkaiser (Brave Exkaiser)

Reinhard Heydrich X Ren Fujii (Dies Irae)

Commander Sendak X Takashi "Shiro" Shirogane=Shendak (Voltron:Legendary Defender)

Gipsy Danger X Mako Mori (Pacific Rim 1)

Gipsy Avenger X Amara Namani (Pacific Rim 2)

Leatherback X Otachi (Pacific Rim 1)

Jake Pentecost X Nate Lambert (Pacific Rim 2)

Yuta Hibiki X Gridman (SSSS . GRIDMAN)

Ben Tennyson X Reinrassic III=Breiny (Ben 10:Alien Force)

Rex Salazar X Noah Nixon (Generator Rex)

Wonder Woman X Princess Audrey (Justice League:Maid Of Honor)

James Bond X Q=00Q (007 Series)

Michael Knight X KITT (Knight Rider)

Twilight Sparkle X Sunset Shimmer (My Little Pony)

King Sombra X Queen Chrysalis (My Little Pony)

Starlight Glimmer X Flash Sentry (My Little Pony)

Turbo X Whiplash=Turlash (Turbo, 2013 and Turbo FAST)

Emperor Zarkon X my OC Ashley Lane=Zashley (Voltron:Legendary Defender)

Carl The Intern X Stacy Hirano (Phineas & Ferb)

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz X Ulaz (Voltron:Legendary Defender and Phineas & Ferb crossover)

Jason Lee Scott X Zordon (Power Rangers 2017 Reboot)

Wade Watts X Joseph Dredd (Judge Dredd and Ready Player One crossover)

Xander Cage X Brian O'Connor (xXx and Fast & Furious crossover)

Korra X Asami Sato=Korrasami (Avatar:The Legend Of Korra)

Nikki Maxwell X Brandon Roberts=Branikki (Dork Diaries)

Emmet X Lucy/Wyldstyle (The Lego Movie)

Taishakuten X Ashura-oh=Taishura-oh (RG Veda)

Yasha X Ashura=Yashura (RG Veda)

Alec Lightwood X Magnus Bane=Malec (Shadowhunters)

Kuvira X Eska=Eskuvira (Avatar:The Legend Of Korra)

Heinz Doofenshmirtz X my OC Brooke=Brookenshmirtz (Phineas & Ferb)

Ash Ketchum X Volcanion (Pokemon)

Red Genesect X Xerneas (Pokemon)

Monkey D. Luffy X Portgas D. Ace=AceLu (One Piece)

Gavin Reed X RK900=Reed900 (Detroit:Become Human)

Right Suzuki X Emperor Z=Zetrais (Ressha Sentai ToQGer)

Optimus Prime X Sam Witwicky (Transformers 1, 2 and 3)

Alexa Woods X Scar The Predator=Scarlex (Alien VS Predator)

Horus X Bek=Horbek (Gods Of Egypt)

Linda Flynn-Fletcher X Antok (Voltron:Legendary Defender and Phineas & Ferb crossover)

Jupiter Jones X Kalique Abrasax (Jupiter Ascending)

Rainbow Dash X Rainbow Blitz=Double Rainbow (My Little Pony)

Fluttershy X Discord=Fluttercord (My Little Pony)

Rumble X Tender Taps=RumbleTaps (My Little Pony)

Megamind X Roxanne Ritchi (Megamind)

Minion X my OC Rachel Ritchi Megamind)

Metro Man X my OC Casey Capulet (Megamind)

Yesss X Set (Wreck-It Ralph and Gods Of Egypt crossover)

Sarah Kerrigan X Sarah Kerrigan/Queen Of Blades=Kerrigancest (StarCraft)

Alarak X Artanis (StarCraft)

Tassadar X Zeratul (StarCraft)

Superman X Batman=SuperBat (Justice League)

Hal Stewart/Tighten X Witch Haggar (Voltron:Legendary Defender and Megamind crossover)

Lance X Nyma (Voltron:Legendary Defender)

ReinyDay(writer) X my OC Flash Sentry (Transformers)

Max McGrath X Steel (Max Steel)

Carrie White X Sue Snell (Carrie, 2013)

Dany Targaryen X Sansa Stark=Daensa (Game Of Thrones)

Ignis Scientia X Noctis Lucis Caelum=Ignoct (Final Fantasy)

Francesco Bernoulli X Gaston (Cars and Beauty & The Beast crossover)

Ozai X Zhao=Zhaozai (Avatar:The Last Airbender)

Yuuki Asuna X Yuuki Konno (Sword Art Online)

Zaya X General Hux (Gods Of Egypt and Star Wars crossover)

Motoko Kusanagi X Chise=Ultimate Weapon In The Shell(Ghost In The Shell and Saikano crossover)

Hunk X Shay=Hunay (Voltron:Legendary Defender)

San X Kaya (Princess Mononoke)

John Smith X Agent 47 (Hitman:Agent 47)

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If any of these words/phrases mean anything to you, PM me! (important)

Justice Of The Peace

Roofies

"Holy bagumba!"

"You know what? You guys have NO feel for dramatic tension!"

Excelsior

Yammy

"And why is this playing out like a trashy soap opera with the whole revenge plot?"

Justice-Inator 5000

"Get that sparkly thingy outta my face!"

We've Got A Lot O' Work To Do

"Zoo-Wee Mama!"

More Than Meets The Eye

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Top 10 Favorite Characters:

Hero:Simon from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

#1:Kylo Ren from Star Wars, my crush

#2:Barry Allen

#3:Most DC characters, especially Hal Jordan and Thaal Sinestro

#4:Wonder Woman

#5:Superman and Batman

#6:Aquaman

#7:Ripslinger from Planes

#8:Wreck-It Ralph

#9:Cruz Ramirez

#10:Set from the movie Gods Of Egypt

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Top 10 LEAST Favorite Characters:

#1:Shashi from RG Veda, the biggest LOSER in the history of all universes

#2:Carol Ferris

#3:Iris West

#4:Steve Trevor

#5:Witch Haggar from Voltron:Legendary Defender and Hal Stewart/Tighten

#6:Sally Carrera

#7:Ishani from Planes

#8:Rita Repulsa

#9:Elita One

#10:Raleigh Becket from Pacific Rim(You won't believe it, but I used to like him!)

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Planes Meme:

Favorite Character:RIPSLINGER!

Least Favorite Character:Ishani

Favorite Canon Pairing:Harvey X Winnie

Favorite Fanmade Pairing:Dusty X Blade

Overrated Character:Ishani

Underrated Character:Roper

Favorite Scene:Dusty and Blade saving Harvey and Winnie from danger

Favorite Song:All In by Brad Paisley

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Favorite Movies By Rating:

G:The Kung Fu Panda Series

PG:Flubber

PG-13:Justice League, 2017

R:The Spy Who Dumped Me

Not Rated:Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann The Movie ~Childhood's End~ and ~The Lights In The Sky Are Stars~