Shinobi Heaven. Chapter 1. The basics.
When one dies in the shinobi world the common idea is two places. A bright, fluffy, feathery, cloudy, peaceful wonderland filled with angles. The other is a burning, painful, agonizing, fiery pit of doom filled of tormented souls. Both of these ideas are horribly wrong, the real after life is much better, or much worse, depending on how you lived. Say you were the kind of person that made everyone's lives miserable, killed hundreds, Riga for one, imagine all the people he killed meeting him again, not good. Sarutobi on the other hand would be joined by all the people he cared about, and the people he defended Konoha from. All the currently living inhabitants of the ninja world think that the two locations were right, yet as Zabuza started to float up instead of going down, he became exceedingly happy, for he would be with his only friend Haku.
"Eternity won't seem so bad now, Haku I'm sorry that I treaded you so badly all these years, can you forgive me?"
"You took me in, off the streets, gave me food, shelter, and you trained me, let me use my abilities to protect you, I can't be angry at you for that. I would have died as a child if it wasn't for you."
Yet some don't fine peace, Kakuzu had lived for an extremely long time, killing bounties, innocents and friends, so many dead enemies, he knew about the state of the afterlife, this could have been the main reason for staying alive so long. Thousands of shinobi and civilians all waiting to get revenge, although you cannot die again in this world, you still feel pain.
Because of the nature of his eternity he was never seen again after first appearing, speculation is that he is hiding in some remote location.
Minato Namikaze the savior of Konoha, the fourth Hokage, loved by all, he found the loving embrace of all the former Konoha inhabitants, and yet could not find his wife Kushina Uzumaki, who no one had seen for quite some time, her current mortality status is unknown.
Deidara had noticed that all of his fellow former Akatsuki members were here with some of the worlds kindest people. After ten minutes of asking around he found out what really happens when a shinobi dies. This made him instantly regret all the times he wished, prayed, and wanted Tobi to die, and also the paid assassinations, which had all failed, and now he was glad of that fact.
Hidan looked up at the rocks that made up his eternal prision, they were very boring to look at. Hidan worshiped Jushin, so he could not die, mainly because Jashin didn't want to make an after life, because he hated all his worshipers. Immortality is worse than death, just like in hidans case it has many down sides, like being stuck under tons of rocks as a head. Hidan was wondering what would happen if he lost his faith in Jushin. Then Jushin told him; all the pain he has ever felt in his life will be gathered and he fill feel it for the next ten days, and then you will relive the life of your most hated person, Tobi, and then you will be reborn as a weasel. Hidan thought about the two possibilities; being trapped for all of time or intense pain, lief as Tobi, then being a weasel... "Jushin In don't belive in you any more." "AAAAAA the pain, AAAAAA the joy of Tobi, AAAAAAA I'm still Tobi, AAAAAAAA... wait I'm a ferret, Jushin lied I wanted to be a weasel."
Some find the whole idea of all being togeather in heaven is wrong, but when they find out that they can get revenge most change thier minds. Kimimaru wanted to have a decent death, not hat he got, in heaven he was mocked by all who watched his fight with Gaara and Lee, he then ran off crying, it is rumored that he is now hiding with Kakuzu.
Jiraiya had been to heaven twice, once because of Tsunade, the other because of Naruto going four-tails, he didn't stay there for long because he wanted to finish his greatest book. As he started sinking into the waters he had thought of the title of his best book, and for some strange reason, he just kept sinking, not dying, this made his alert, he started to notice that he didn't need to breathe, or feel pain, so he started to swim to safety. The list of heaven occupants suddenly shortened, Jiraiya was not dead. When he realised this, his first thought was what would Tsunade do to him for making her worry so much, this scared him, so he dicided to lay low for a while, maybe gather infomation for a new paridise book.
the end of the Basics
Please note that this is an intro chapter, the real story will start in the next one, thank you for reading and please review.
P.S Jiraiya can't die, he is not allowed to die, if his body is destroyed his spirit will live on in every perverted ninja, in every toad master, and he will be reborn, although he is not dead, yet. (The manga has not shown him dead, and Wikipedia does not say that he is dead, so I say he is not.)