Twilight: Truth of Dare
RATING: T for mild language and violence and whatnot
WARNING: I do not own Twilight… obviously
EMILY: Hello and welcome to Twilight: Truth or Dare! I've read some of these things that cracked me up, so now I'll try my own and attempt to be as original as I can. So for those of you who don't know and can't be bothered to guess, this is how this'll work: you send in truths and dares, I force the Twilight Saga cast to do as instructed! Easy as that. Now, let's bring out our guest stars. Don't worry; if someone you'd like to see isn't here, we can always call them in against their will. Behind these three curtains you will find…
The director opens up the first curtain to reveal Bella and the Cullens. Behind the second is the Quileute wolf pack, and the Volturi behind the second. All are bound by vampire/werewolf-resistant rope.
EDWARD: What the hell is going on?
JACOB: I can't believe we got ourselves kidnapped for this…
BELLA: Kidnapped? Edward, what's happening?
ARO: Dammit. Alice, if you'd been with us you would've seen it coming!
ALICE: Oh, so it's my fault this happened?
The cast begins arguing amongst themselves.
EMILY: Alright, everyone calm down! *holds up a taser threateningly*
CULLENS: *exchange nervous glances*
SETH: No fair! When did she get a taser?
EMILY: It's my special Twilight Taser. Works on humans, vampires, werewolves, and everything else in between.
FELIX: *emotionally scarred from his first encounter with the taser*
EMILY: So anyway, please send in your truths and dares for us! I'm sure our guests will have calmed down by then. Until next time!