I am Tiger
Prologue
Abed Nadir was walking down the street, new season of Cougar Town DVDs in his hands. He looked up to cross the street, catching a reflection that shook him to his very core. He looked behind and there he was. Tiger had found him.
Abed took flight, pulling out his phone and dialling his emergency contact. Britta Perry picked up on the third ring.
"Abed what is it?" she responded, "Are you even aware of the time?"
"He's found me. I can't believe he's found me"
"Who's found you?" Britta was more than confused by now. She thought she had hidden Abed so well, that no-one could find him. God she'd britta'd this.
"It's Tiger. He's after me right now."
"Ok calm down. We planned for this. Go to your apartment, I'm coming down to get you out. Don't worry Tiger won't be able to reach you. I promise to get you to safety."
Britta ran to her car and raced over to Abed's place she reached there within 20mins. She stormed into the building and ran up 3 flights of stairs and to his apartment. She stopped at the door. It was wide open. She peered in and swore to a God she did not believe in. Lying on the floor was Abed, 2 bullets to the heart and a safety shot through the back of his head.
Her mobile screeched, breaking the calm. Shirley Bennett looked at the screen and picked it up immediately.
"Tiger. I thought you were never to call me unless it's an emergency"
"I thought you wanted to know ASAP. It's done"
"It's done? Are you sure he's dead? Abed can be slippery."
"Hey when you ask me to do something, I always produce. That's the Winger guarantee!"