YES I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THESE DANGED CHAOS STORIES.

But Percy's "half-brother" is more than meets the eye...

Anyway, this'll be staged a few weeks after Percy's disappearance, in which me, Nico, Hazel, Frank, Leo, and Jason go back to CHB. Leo and Piper were spending time with their Roman sweethearts, while Nico and me were hanging out. Will and Elizabeth were out in town, along with the Hunters. So they're not affected.

PAIRINGS

ALL CANON COUPLES!

MeXNico

Leyna!

WillXElizabeth

Disclaimer: THERE IS NO WAY IN TARTARUS THAT I OWN PJO. IF I DID, THEIR WOULD ALREADY BE AN AWESOME CROSSOVER SERIES BETWEEN PJO AND THE KANE CHRONICLES.

WARNING: When I GET THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS SCARED OUT OF ME AND I SEE SOMETHING THAT MY INNOCENT EYES SHOULD NOT SEE, my language gets fowl.

Chapter One: The fudge is Toby?!

(MY POV, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!)

Wow! I can't believe that we're all going back to CHB!

Ive been hanging out in Camp Jupiter for this first half of this summer, and Nico's shadow-traveled in once in awhile. But we've spent the last few weeks together, and it's been pretty fun!

Now, Nico's shadow-traveling back, along with me, Piper, and Leo, who were visiting their Roman sweethearts. But he's letting Frank, Hazel, and Jason come along!

Man! Can't wait to see Percy again!

*THE LINEBREAK MADE OF THE 600+ BOOKS I HAVE IN MY ROOM (No, I really DO have over 600 books in my room!)*

"We're here! Please put your trays in the upright locked position," my boyfriend joked as we stood on top of Half-Blood Hill.

I punched his arm, half-joking, half-I-MEAN-IT! "Oh, be quiet, you."

Nico grinned back.

Hazel frowned. "Does anything else seem...different?"

Hm...She was right. There was something different about the air.

"Maybe Mr. D left?"

"Hey, I thought we would arrive around the time of the canoe races!" Piper grumbled.

But we could easily see the canoes parked at the dock. Funny. Usually, we could expect to see my OLDER half-brother, Percy, paddling ahead of the pack. But nobody seemed interested.

"Well, I'm gonna put my stuff in the Neptune cabin, while you guys tell Chiron and Mr. D that we're here!" I said, and started walking towards my cabin, before ANYONE could stop me.

Las I walked through camp, a few people waved. But most people stared...coolly at me. I checked to make sure that my twin daggers were in their scabbards. They were.

Something wasn't right.

As I passed by the Venus cabin, a group of girls were giggling. Something about someone named Toby Brown.

Must be some actor.

The air tingled uneasily as I walked towards my cabin. And then I knew something was up as soon as I saw the doorknob.

Tyson created a special doorknob decoration for Percy last winter: A blue hippocampus. It's been hanging on the doorknob since then, and Percy won't take it off.

The doorknob was bare.

And then I heard weird murmurs, coming from inside.

"C'mere a little closer..."

"OHHHH..."

The first voice was male, but unfamiliar. The second voice sounded like...

"Annabeth?" I said, swinging open the door.

And then my eyes fell on something that I did NOT need to see.

*THE LINEBREAK MADE OF OCTAVIAN'S TEDDY BEARS*

"WHAT THE HELL?!" I yelled, dropping my suitcase.

Annabeth and some GUY were sitting on MY bed, making out like there was NO tomorrow!

Annabeth turned towards me, and I could see that she was wearing a halter top. One that also happened to be cut VERY low. She also wore SHORT shorts and makeup.

This HAD to be a mistake. Maybe a girl joined the Venus cabin that looked like Annabeth?

But I looked at her again. This was Annabeth, all right. She had the same eyes. But they seemed kinda...glazed over, I guess.

"Oh, hi, Shazer. Just leave us."

Since WHEN did Annabeth say THAT?!

I got a good look at the guy.

He had black hair, and green eyes. But these weren't like Percy's. Instead, they were like a scum green. An unnatural green. He stared at me coolly.

"Yeah, we were in the MIDDLE of something here. Right, Annie?" he said. ANNIE?!

Enough. Was. ENOUGH.

"Okay! Looked, buster," I scowled, marching towards him. "I don't give a fudge about WHO the heck you are, or WHY you are MAKING OUT with a girl who has a BOYFRIEND, a BOYFRIEND who happens to be MY half-brother, but you have NO right to do it on MY bed. And Pluto knows what else happened on there!"

Annabeth gave out a weird laugh. "Oh, but he IS your half-brother. His name is Toby Brown."

I gave him a once-over. He wore the CHB shirt, along with jeans and sneakers. However, he didn't seem to have a weapon.

I frowned. "Then why haven't I heard of him yet?!"

"Oh, he only arrived, like, THREE weeks ago!"

"Whatever." I looked around. Percy's shield wasn't on the wall, and I saw no other trace of my bro. "Where's Percy?"

"Gone."

"Gone, like on-a-quest gone?"

"Gone, as in left camp."

The blood drained out of my head. "What?"

Annabeth huffed. "I SAID-"

"No, I heard you. But WHY did he leave?"

"Because I'M Poseidon's FAVORITE son, so he doesn't need any more of that Percy loser," Toby drawled, leaning back on MY bed. "Though I haven't heard of YOU yet."

I was hating this kid more and more by the second. "Well, I'm a daughter of NEPTUNE, and the last one barely survived the Titanic. So, if we're REALLY half-siblings," And I hope not, you idiot "You should know that already."

"Our old man's Roman side is weaker."

I tried to ignore that, and turned towards Annabeth. "When did he leave? And why?"

"Oh, two weeks ago. He caught me and Toby making out. What a loser. Why did I EVER like him?!" she answered, making bedroom eyes at Toby.

"You don't CARE?!"

"He could propose to me, then get run over by a care, and I SOOO wouldn't care!"

I couldn't take it anymore. "Both of you. Go do whatever you were doing in the Minerva cabin." I was getting REALLY pissed, and it's not wise to get me pissed. "I need to unpack." My eyes were probably shifting to that weird blue that meant somebody was about to get their butt whooped.

Ananbeth and Toby left, but not without shooting me resentful glares.

I waited ten seconds after the door slammed to make sure that they were gone, before I let all Pluto loose from my mouth.

After ten minutes of cursing, stomping, and ranting, I finally calmed down.

Somebody knocked on the door.

"I TOLD you guys already! No tricks on MY watch!"

"Um, it's me."

"Hello, Me. Y'know, ya sound a lot like my boyfriend, Nico."

"Ha ha ha...this is not time for jokes," Nico announced as he slammed the door behind him.

"Yup. Percy's missing. Toby's a jerk. Annabeth's acting like a Venus girl."

Nico frowned. "How did you-"

"They were FREAKING lying on my bed, making out like lunatics!" I yelled.

"Calm down!"

"Okay!" I sat down on Percy's bed, which had no trace that Percy had ever lived there.

"Anyways, we've all found out the whole story."

I frowned. "We?"

"Yeah, me, Hazel, Frank, Jason, Piper, Leo, Will, Elizabeth, and Thalia."

"What?!"

"The Hunters, Will, and Elizabeth were hanging out in West Virginia for awhile, then came back. Needless to say, none of them are too happy about Percy disappearing."

I stood up. "Wed better go see them."

*THE LINEBREAK MADE OF CANDY*

So!

Whad'ya all think?!

Truth be told, I'm probably gonna SUCK at this, but there's a first time for everything!

Anyway, how did all of these Chaos stories start? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

Owl from the Tootsie Pop commercial: LINE STEALER!

Deranged Shadow Fangirl