Sasuke smiled, clinging to L's arm. Today was the day. The day Kira and Itachi were to be sent to their deaths for their crimes. Ah, how heaven was smiling upon him. Sasuke nuzzled his face into the elder man's neck.

Yes, he could pretend to love L as long as Itachi died. That's all that mattered.


Misa sat on Aizen's lap, trying to get the guy to kiss her back. She felt like a useless whore when he didn't kiss her back.

She moved her hand to his half-hard cock, just trying to get a DAMNED REACTION.

Aizen did nothing, and Misa cried silently as she was forced to complete him. All she wanted was for someone to love her.


Itachi plowed into Kyle's ass again and again, stroking Kyle's dick in the rhythm his hips had set. Sasori watched from the corner, unable to participate because of his being a puppet. That didn't mean he didn't get joy from the other two men. It just meant he couldn't penetrate either of them like he wished he could.

Maybe, someday he would make himself a new body. One that could give and receive pleasure from his two favorite people.


Shikamaru laid next to Orochimaru. The elder man reached over and grabbed a top hat off his nightstand, slapping it onto Shikamaru's ass.

Oro leaned over and whispered, "This is my friend Lobo, play nice" and proceeded to give Shikamaru oral.


A/N: Yay for collection of drabbles. Mostly yaoi. All short. Pretty fucked up :D says my friend.