The Simpsons visit the counties in Ireland

Homer:Hey Marge I won tickets to go to Ireland.

Marge:Oh Homer that is great when are we going.

Homer:We are going tomorrow morning so go get your stuff ready.

Marge:But Homer what will we do about the kids.

Homer:Who cares about the dumb kids.

Bart:So you dont care about us.

Lisa:Well who is going to mind us.

Marge:Flanders is going to mind ye we will be only gone for five days.

So go get your stuff packed.

Homer:So kids go to bed and we will see ye on Friday bye will be in soon.

Come on Marge get your stuff ready.

The next morning.

Homer:Come on Marge the plane leaves in 10 minutes.

Marge:Ok Homer I was only getting my bag out of the boot.

Homer:Ok sorry.

Flight announcer:Would all passengers on flight EI271 to Ireland please go to gate 4 for boarding.

Homer:Oh Marge that is us quick run.

Pilot:Hello show me your you can go a board have a nice flight.

Marge:How long is the flight Homer.

Homer:The flight is only 7 hours.

Marge:What 7 hours oh my god.

7 hours later

Pilot:We have arrived in Ireland

Homer:Finally now I can get some on Marge lets go and get our bags.

Marge:Come on Homer I have our bags now lets get a taxi.

Homer: put your suitcase in the bring us to Tipparehairy please.

Taxi Driver:Ok and I think you mean Tipperary.

Homer:What ever just bring us there please.

About 2 hours later

Taxi Driver:We have arrived in Tipperary.

Homer:Ok thank you here is a tip.

Marge:What are we doing here anyway.

Homer:It is a we are our new ring Flanders and tell him to get the kids on the next flight.

1 Day Later

Homer & Marge:Hello kids do you like your new home.

Bart & Lisa:It rocks

The End please review.