"Hiei vs. Kurama," Yusuke asked, "who would win?"
Kuwabara replied, "Kurama, but it wouldn't be an easy win with all of that fire power, or his speed."
Yusuke asked, "Kurama vs. Me...Kurama would win that one I think."
"He's way too smart," Kuwabara said, "I don't think anyone could actually beat him in a fair fight. Hey, Hiei vs. you, who would win?"
Yusuke replied, "I would, that's already happened." He leaned back on the bench he was sitting on.
"Yusuke!" Botan shouted as she ran over to him, "There you are I've been looking everywhere for you. Aren't you supposed to be in school?" She marched over to him in his middle school's girl uniform.
Kuwabara replied, "It's way too nice out to be trapped in school."
She frowned at that remark and said, "Anyway Koenma as a new case for you."
"Not again," Yusuke complained, "can't you get someone else to do something in spirit world for once?"
"What's the case?" Kuwabara asked.
Botan explained, "A chaos demon escaped from spirit world prison earlier. Her name is Miori and it's not like she's a hardened criminal or anything but well, she just causes chaos wherever she goes and refuses to stop."
"Well yeah," Yusuke said, "chaos demon, it's kind of in the name."
"Not only that," Botan explained, "but the type of energy she uses can scramble the brain signals of demons, causing them to lash out at everyone around them for no reason."
Kuwabara asked, "You mean innocent demons that would never cause a problem like my love, Yukina, will be forced to do harm?"
"Bingo," Botan said.
Yusuke asked, "Where is this Miori freak?"
"I'll tell you," Hiei said as he stood behind him.
"Shorty where did you come from?!" Kuwabara shouted as he turned around and jumped out of his seat.
Yusuke said, "Hey Hiei. You mean you're actually willing to help us on something for once?"
Hiei asked, "A chaos demon is on the loose around here somewhere, right?"
Botan explained, "Yes and we will need all of the help we can get. Instead of normal attacks chaos demons just make it harder for you to fight her. She throws tropes at you from movies, tv shows, fanfictions, from everywhere really!"
"Like what?" Yusuke asked.
"Genderbending is an example, so is having to face your fear," Botan replied, "basically whatever stereotypical trope that you can think of they'll throw at you."
Kuwabara asked, "How did you know a chaos demon is on the loose, Hiei?"
He explained, "Most demons experience unbridled rage whenever their energy signal is used but now that I have the jagan they force me to have a migrain so bad I want to rip my eyes out."
Yusuke stood up and said, "So, you're going to help us then?" Hiei nodded.
Kuwabara said, "If we get Kurama to help us then we'll have the old group back together."
"Actually," Botan warned, "Koenma warned against that. Since he's a demon he could have unbridled rage and kill all of you."
"Kurama!" Yusuke shouted as he saw the fox walking around the park, obviously looking for someone. He stopped, looked over at him, and started walking over.
"Did you here a word I said?" Botan asked as he came over to them. Once he was standing next to her she asked, "Aren't you supposed to in school?"
He replied, "Actually I just got suspended."
"What?" Yusuke asked.
"What could you do to get suspended?" Kuwabara asked.
Kurama explained, "Well everything was fine until I suddenly couldn't control my emotions. It's like my brain turned itself off and could only feel rage for everyone I saw. Then I punched a teacher in the face. Koenma came to me not long after that and said a chaos demon was on the loose. Is that true?"
Yusuke said, "Yeah, want to help us look? Even Hiei's cooperating." He looked over at Hiei who gave his cute face [think after he saved the group in maze castle] but didn't say anything.
Botan said, "I have something for this." She pulled out a small metal disk looking contraption from her pocket.
"You wouldn't," Kurama said hesitantly.
"What's that?" Kuwabara asked.
Hiei said, "It's a fox demon trap." He looked at Kurama.
Botan said, "Koenma said to use this in case Kurama gets too enraged while Miori's energy frequencies happen. I'll give it to Yusuke. I trust you'll know when to use it." Kurama gave her a nervous look as she threw it at Yusuke.
Yusuke said, "Don't worry, we'll kick Miori's ass before she can do that to him. So Hiei, where is she?"
Our four favorite heros walked through the thick forest covering far outside of the city before getting to a clearing. "I'm not sensing anything around here, Hiei," Kuwabara said, "I think your eye is going bad."
"No," Kurama said, "a demon is near here somewhere."
A scantally clad woman flew from out of the trees and hovered above them. "Well," she said happily as she looked down at them, her purple hair matched her purple eyes and contrasted against her pale skin, "are you the group that was sent by spirit world to try and find me?"
"We shouldn't fight her," Kuwabara said, "she's a girl!"
"She's a prisoner that escaped!" Yusuke replied, "Yeah I'm a spirit detective. You're about to go back to jail!"
Miori replied, "I don't think so, take this!" She waved her arm and a large energy blast over came them. They all ducked for cover as the bright light consumed them.
Yusuke blinked as he started to come to. He sat up and saw long black hair move across his arm. He jumped, and then looked down at himself and saw breasts pushing through his green outfit. He felt his long black hair before he looked at everyone else. His eyes stopped at Kuwabara.
He had chin lenghth orange hair and a narrow thin body that didn't fit right under his blue school uniform. "Urameshi!" he shouted, then stopped when he realized he had a woman's voice.
"Oh no," Yusuke whispered and heard a woman's voice come from his throat. He looked over at Kurama who was laying on his stromach, starting to sit up.
Kurama looked over at Yusuke and saw a girl instead. Then he looked down at himself and had a very different physic, and even longer red hair. "This is horrible," he said, and then looked over at Kuwabara.
Yusuke shouted, "Kurama!" He stared at his chest. "What boob size you think that is? Triple X?"
Kuwabara laughed, "I don't think the alphabet goes that far."
"Don't look at me like that!" Kurama shouted in a woman's voice, "We all look ridiculous. Where's-Hiei!" He covered his mouth in shock, as did Yusuke. Kuwabara's mouth hung open.
Hiei finally sat up and looked at all of them before glancing down at his shoulder and seeing mint green hair carassing his shoulder. "No," he whispered in a soft girl voice, as he touched his hair. Then he glared at all of them.
Kuwabara said, "You look like Yukina!"
Kurama explained, "We weren't just genderbent, this is what we'd look like if we were born female." He looked back over at Hiei.
"So if Hiei looks like Yukina as a girl," Kuwabara said slowly, "does that mean you're her long lost brother?! I don't believe this, Hiei did you know?"
"No!" he lied.
"You're an ice maiden?" he asked.
"Don't call me that!" Hiei shouted. His eyes glowed suddenly and an ice force field grew, freezing everything around him, then disappeared in a flash.
Yusuke said, "Cold! Cold! Cold! Damn," he started shaking and asked, "You got new powers?"
"I have ice powers?" Hiei asked as he looked down at himself.
Kurama said, "As I said before, this is as if we were born female. If you were born a girl you'd have ice powers, like Yukina."
"You are her brother!" Kuwabara shouted, "I knew it!"
Yusuke replied, "We have more important things to worry about-like how do we get back to normal?"