This idea has been stuck in my head for so long. I thought if I get it written down I might finally get the song out of my head.
Characters: Glee
Song: Take me or Leave me- Rent
"I cant believe you!" Blaine growled as he slammed the door behind him.
Puck just shrugged as he leaned against the kitchen counter, attempting an easy smile. "Baby, we were just talking."
"Noah. Please don't do this..."
Puck put down his drink, his face turning serious. "You know what Mr. Ivy League. I can't take much more of this. This obsessive, compulsive, control-freak, paranoia. "
"What? You were flirting with the woman in rubber."
"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!"
Puck suddenly grinned as he realized this was a golden opportunity. He would never admit it, but he secretly loved the musicals Blaine had given him to watch. And this was a once in a lifetime opportunity and he sure as hell wasn't letting it go. He kept his singing low at first, shrugging as he walked towards Blaine slowly:
Every single day
I walk down the street
I hear people say
"Baby's so sweet"
Blaine simply raised one eyebrow, folding his arms across his chest and glaring towards Puck. Puck however, was not one to be deterred so easier. His singing quickly became louder and more confident:
Ever since puberty
Everybody stares at me
Boys, Girls
I can't help it baby
Blaine turned away, storming out of the door. Puck quickly followed behind him, reaching out to grab Blaine's shoulder, spinning him around so he was forced to face him:
So be kind
And don't lose your mind
Just remember
That I'm your baby
He wrapped one hand around Blaine's waist, and took the other hand in his own, swinging gently to imaginary music:
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me...
Take me baby or leave me
He slowly spun Blaine around, placing the smaller boys hands on his chest. But Blaine simply pushed Puck away, storming out for a second time. Puck jumped onto the table for maximum dramatic effect (never let it be said that Bad-assess cant appreciate a bit a drama) :
A tiger in a cage
Can never see the sun
This stud needs his stage
Baby, let's have fun!
Puck pulled of his jacket, and flung it onto a nearby chair. Blaine slowly walked up to the table, shaking his head slowly.
You are the one I choose
Folks would kill to fill your shoes
You love the limelight too, now baby
Blaine went to pull Puck down from the table, but Puck hopped down, scampering behind the table so Blaine couldn't reach him.
So be mine
And don't waste my time
Cryin', "Oh Honeybear:
Are you still my, my, my baby?"
Blaine just waved his hand in submission, walking out the door. Puck followed after him once more:
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Blaine walked up the stairs, heading towards his room. But then curiosity got the better of him, he knew this bit of the song and couldn't help but turn around. Yep, there Puck was, dancing provocatively and pulling his best 'sex-shark' poses:
No way, can I be what I'm not
But hey, don't you want your man hot?
Don't fight, don't lose your head
'Cause every night, Who's in your bed?
Puck smirked as he slowly climbed up the stairs.
Who?
Who's in your bed?
Kiss, Pookie
Blaine just couldn't help himself. "It wont work."
Before he could think about it, the lyrics came tumbling from his mouth:
I look before I leap
I love margins and discipline
I make lists in my sleep baby
Whats my sin?
Blaine leaned in close, pining Puck between himself and the railings of the staircase:
Never quit
I follow through
I hate mess but I love you
What do with my impromptu baby?
So be wise 'cause this guy satisfies
You got a prize but don't compromise
You're one lucky baby
Blaine spun around, walking down the staircase as he sung. Puck following behind him obediently; grinning with each of his side comments.
Take me for what I am
"A control freak"
Who I was meant to be
"A snob yet over attentive"
And if you give a damn
"A lovable droll geek"
Take me baby or leave me
"An anal retentive!"
Both boys faced each other, as they belted out the last verse and chorus in unison, playing out their parts perfectly.:
That's it! The straw that breaks my back
I quit, unless you take it back
Oh men, what is it about them?
Can't live with them or without them!
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby
Or leave me
Both boys smirked as the walked out of separate doors:
Guess I'm leaving.
I'm gone!
Blaine peaked his head back through the door, a slight smile on his lips. "Did we serious just have a fight through song?"
Puck slid back into the room confidently. "Yep."
Blaine knew he was mad. He knew that he should be yelling or something. But at that moment, he couldn't help but burst out laughing. One of the many, many reasons he loved Noah Puckerman.