Hey, everyone, I'm back. How's everyone doing? It's been a while since I've finished my last story, One Piece: A Smash Adventure. I've been doing nothing, but building up my DeviantART account with some artwork, and posting chapters of my smash hit story daily, while also fixing some grammar mistakes in the chapters, of course.
But ever since I finished that story, I've felt somewhat empty inside. And I had some more story ideas in my head, so I finally decided to fill that void in me by working on another project.
Alright, so this story won't be big as OP:ASA, and I don't plan to take it that seriously, or update it that daily. This is more of a silly fanfic with lots of humor and stuff. I will only update when I feel like it. I'll be more busy trying to make artwork related to OP:ASA, incase anyone is interested.
Okay, enough about me. Let's get this story on the road!
The Super Smash Bros. Tournament. A tourney where the strongest warriors from different worlds and eras chosen by Master Hand come together, and fight for the title of strength and honor. These tournaments take place in the mystical land of the Smash world, which is world unlike any other. The Smash world was filled with mystery and excitement, as it brings creatures of all kinds together to cheer for their favorite Smashers duking it out with one another. With a world that brings joy and peace to all that set foot there, it is the only world in existence to not have any chaos or disorder... which brings us to this story today.
A FALCON'S SIDEKICK
It was beautiful morning in the Smash world; all the residents that came from their worlds are having a wonderful time spending their days out of their ordinary lives in the wonderful town of Smashtown. Smashtown was a place for all visitors to stay during the Smash Bros. Tournaments, as it includes atmospheres from every world the Smashers belong to, from plants to technology, everything was there for the comfort of the part-time residents. Despite being from other worlds, they all coexisted in peace, making Smashtown the most peaceful city ever... which is a little hard to imagine, considering that every town is everything, but peaceful.
Anyway, it was the beginning of a new month, and Master Hand as given the Smashers a one month vacation before they could commence the tournament finals. Mario and Sonic have fought long and hard for these last couple of months, as these two will fight eachother in the finals for the Super Smash Bros. Championship, earning the honorable Smasher of the year award.
But, Mario and Sonic weren't worried about that now; they just want to have a relaxing time before their fight, as well as the rest of the Smashers.
Up on a hill far away from the Smashtown was the infamous Smash Mansion; the mansion where the Smashers stay during the Super Smash Bros. Tournaments. The Mansion was three stories tall, but on the inside was even bigger than you could possibly imagine. Around the mansion were a set of gardens in the front and the back. On the west side, there was a playground for the kid Smashers to play, as well as a big pool on the northern area. And there was nothing much on the East side of the mansion, other than a few trees in the front and back, and around the mansion was brick wall to prevent any trespassing, and obviously, there was a gate in the front to pass through.
"Tag! You're it!" Nana said happily as she tagged her brother, Popo, before running off.
"Ha ha! I'll get you, Nana!" Popo laughed as the siblings were playing tag in the front garden.
Lucario was nearby, meditating on the grass with his legs crossed, and his back facing the mansion's front wall. Pit was also there, as he was watering the flowers in front yard with a watering can.
"There you go. I hope you enjoyed that." Pit said happily to the flowers, "Now let's see if there is any other kind thing I can do around here. Being nice is fun!"
While Pit was being giddy, Wario was nearby, organizing some junk in his bag. He took out a golden toothbrush, or atleast it looked like one, as it turns out, it was just ordinary toothbrush coated with golden paint.
"Yes, this looks like the real thing." Wario chuckled as he puts the brush back in the bag, "After taking all night turning useless junk into authentic-looking artifacts, I will sell them at a high bargain. By the end of today, I will be stinkin' rich! Wah ha ha ha ha!" Wario then carried his over his shoulder, and left the mansion grounds.
On the east side of the mansion grounds, Mario, Luigi, and Peach were strolling around the trees there, enjoying their morning.
"Isn't this lovely?" Peach asked with a smile as she stood under a big, healthy-looking honey tree, "I wish we can do this every morning; just walking around here without a care in the world."
"That's-a great idea, Peachy." Mario replied, "I-a promise that-a I will-a accompany you around-a the garden every-a morning from-a here and out-a."
"Oh, that sounds great, Mario." Luigi said, "I will promise that too. I love peaceful and relaxing strolls more than anything in this world."
"Thank you, you two. Oh, I just know that this will be the best vacation ever." Peach said happily.
Unbeknownst to them, however, was that the evil King Koopa, Bowser, was stalking them from behind a corner in the front side of the mansion.
"Gwa ha ha! Enjoy your vacation while it lasts, Peach. Because soon, I will come up with a plan to capture you again, and there is nothing the Mario bros. can do to stop me! Gwa ha ha ha ha! Ow!" Bowser grunted as an egg with green spots hits him upside the head.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi exclaimed, standing behind Bowser, and looking at him angrily after throwing an egg at him.
"Agh! Hey, you weren't suppose to interrupt my moment!" Bowser yelled, pointing at Yoshi, "I don't care if you don't like my ideas; I'm going to go through with them, even if you were to get in the way!"
"Hmmm!" Yoshi mumbled as he threw more eggs at Bowser, forcing him to cover his face with his arms.
"Gah! Stop doing that! Go away!" Bowser yelled as he fled, while Yoshi chased after him.
Meanwhile, at the west side of the mansion, Pikachu and Toon Link were on the sandbox, building sand castles with their plastic buckets and small shovels.
"It looks really good, Pikachu." Toon Link said, as he and Pikachu finished making a decent-looking sand castle, "How about we make it even bigger."
"Pikachu!" Pikachu replied happily. While those two were having fun, on the pool nearby, Olimar had some of his pikmin wearing floaties, and were up on the diving board, where Mr. Game & Watch was also watching them from below.
"Okay. Now jump!" Olimar said as his Pikmin followed his order, and jumped to the pool below. They all landed in the water, creating a small splash, as they were then seen floating on the pool's surface. Olimar took notes, as he was satisfied by the results. "Yes, yes. That was splendid indeed. I'm very glad with the results.
Mr. Game & Watch, standing next to Olimar, made a beeping noise as he held up a card with a '2' on it, judging the pikmins' dive with it.
"Dooh! Don't be such a critic! That was a good jump for these little creatures, and you know it!" Olimar argued, while his pikmin were just swimming around the pool out of boredom.
On the back side of the mansion, lied a big garden filled a variety of plants, mostly flowers. There was also a grey road, and a round. 4 way intersection in the middle, which had some benches in the around the radius, and the Super Smash Bros. emblem in the center.
There lied Marth and Ike, sparring with eachother as they were simply having a friendly duel. They clashed blades with one another, as they exchanged glares.
"Feeling tired yet?" Ike asked with a smirk.
"You wish!" Marth replied as they both jumped back, and swung their blades at eachother again.
Over the Mansion gate from the east side, Fox and Falco were cleaning up their arwings with cloths and sponges, as this was their way to enjoy the morning.
"Mmm. We should really get one of those G-wing enhancers." Falco suggested as he was standing on his arwing, washing the glass of the cockpit. "My ride could really use some tune-ups right about now."
"We just upgraded the boosters last week." Fox laughed while wiping off the smudges of the left wing of his arwing.
"I know, but what good are boosters if the wings couldn't handle them? I don't know about you, but I actually care for my little boy right here." Falco said, referring to his arwing.
"Ha ha. Whatever you say, Falco." Fox chuckled.
Sonic the Hedgehog was out of the mansion, running across the fields as fast he could. He was enjoying his vacation so far, so it's hard to tell when he'll come back.
Back at the Smash mansion, inside the first floor, the floor was covered with white tiles, with a brown rug covering most of them. Facing against the front wall was a big plasma screen TV, with a coffee table in front of it, and a crescent-shaped couch in front of that.
Kirby was on the couch, taking a long snooze on it as he was sleeping peacefully. Beyond the furniture just mentioned were two set of stairs, leading up to the second floor, which the Smash Bros emblem on the wall second floor could also be viewed, even on the first floor.
Red, and his pokemon: Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard, came down the stairs in a rush, as Red then faced his pokemon excitedly. "Okay, guys! The pokemon tournament is just a few days away! Let's train real hard so we can win the championship!"
Red's pokemon shouted in agreement as they all then ran out of the western door, going past a cardboard box up against a corner. Snake was under the box, doing something under there, but it's probably nothing important.
Past the staircases, was the dining area, where a big rectangular dining table was for all the smashers can dine on.
The only smashers there was Link and Zelda, sitting next to eachother as they weren't exactly at eachother eye to eye. "It's um... a really nice day today, isn't it?" Zelda asked.
"Y-Yes. It really is." Link replied quickly. They remained quiet afterwards as the only thing could be heard was the ruckus coming from the kitchen in the door right to the dining area.
The kitchen was a little small in comparison to the rest of the rooms in the mansion, but it was still big enough to cook in. In there was Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, as they were gathering an unmeasurable amount of bananas from the magic refrigerator, which will never run out of food no matter how much it's taken out of it.
"Ha ha! I think we got enough bananas for the big sundae! Let's go, little buddy!" DK said excitedly, carrying most of the bananas, while Diddy only carried a few.
"H-hey! Wait for me, DK!" Diddy shouted as he and Donkey Kong rushed out of the kitchen, leaving Wolf alone as he drank his cup of coffee, and reading the daily paper.
Up on the second floor, the halls were long, and were very well decorated. A crimson carpet covered the floor, with some lamps on the columns, and chandeliers hanging from the ceiling. On the walls were covered with different kinds of paintings, and on other side were the dormitories, where the Smashers have their individual rooms to sleep in.
R.O.B. was in the second floor, dusting off a painting of a black heart with black flames below it with a duster. R.O.B. is not only a smasher, but he is also Master Hand's personal assistant, as R.O.B. finished dusting the painting, and was about to leave, until he felt a small breeze in the hall.
R.O.B. turned around, and noticed another painting was tilting sideways. As R.O.B. went to adjust the painting, R.O.B. felt another breeze, and as soon as the robot turned around, he sees that the painting he dusted off was titled also. After adjusting the tilted painting in front of him, he went to adjust that tilted painting, but again, he felt another breeze in the hall.
He turned around to see the painting he just adjusted was tilting again, as R.O.B. shook his head before going to fix that, as Crazy Hand snickered behind wall. It turns out it was him tilting the paintings as he moving in super speed to fool around with poor R.O.B.
"Hee hee hee! Being naughty is fun!" Crazy Hand snickered before he continued to mess around with R.O.B.
In one of the dormitories, Samus was in her room, managing her equipment in her Zero Suit, while hearing what was going on the just outside in the hallway.
"R.O.B. is going to zap him again..." Samus sighed while adjusting her arm cannon. A few seconds later, Samus saw a purple light coming in from the bottom opening of her door, as she could also here Crazy cry like a little girl. "Knew it..."
In Dedede's room, King Dedede and Metaknight were playing chess, as Dedede thought long and hard what chess piece to move. "Grr... this game is so hard... I MOVE THIS ONE!" Dedede yelled as he moved his knight closer to Metaknight's King. Metaknight was one move away from beating Dedede, but as loyal as he is, he didn't want to upset His Majesty.
"Look, Your Majesty! A pig with wings!" Metaknight said pointing upwards.
"What!?" Dedede looked up, as Metaknight then moved the chess pieces around, putting them in an order so that Dedede could win. "I don't see anything!"
"I'm sorry, it's just..." Metaknight paused, "Your Majesty, look. You won the game."
"Eh? I did?" Dedede blinked as he looked at the chessboard, and since he didn't know how Chess worked, he gloated anyway, "Ha ha! I win! Yes!" Dedede jumped off his chair, and began jumping up and down his bed in victory. "I'm the winner! You're the loser! I'm number one!! Dyeh heh heh heh heh heh!"
"Congratulations, Your Majesty." Metaknight said, bowing down before his king, honoring him even though he is a big jerk.
Moving along; up on the third floor, there was not much difference in the hallways of the second floor, except everything has a greenish color instead of red.
Ganondorf was there, having his arms and legs crossed, and his back up against the wall as he looked through a window at the back end of the hallway beside him with a frown. Nothing else is going on with him, so we're moving on.
There were not many rooms up in the hallways, but they were bigger than the rooms below. In one of the rooms was a cinema room, where the Smashers could see a movie in a theater-sized screen.
The only Smashers there were Ness and Lucas, watching a bad movie just for the fun of it.
"Has anyone seen one!?" One of the actors said as Lucas gulped nervously on his seat beside Ness.
"Relax, Lucas. It's only a movie." Ness reassured.
"I-I know. It's just that everyone in it seems so scared." Lucas said nervously.
The actor then started to jump around, throwing sand in the air for some reason. "A demon! A monster! A BEAST! YAAAAGHH!"
"Aaaahhh!!" Lucas gasped as he clinged onto Ness' arm, as Ness laughed weakly while rubbing the back of his head.
In another room of the third floor was the arcade room, filled with many kinds of arcades. Behind the karaoke machine was Jigglypuff, singing into the mic as the room itself was sound-proof, so her singing couldn't be heard from out of the room. She sang so beautifully, that even the video game characters in the arcade games fell asleep. Yes, her singing was that powerful.
Yes, everybody was having a great morning, but there was one Smasher in particular that was enjoying it more than everyone else.
Up on one of the balconies, our main protagonist of this story, Captain Falcon, was enjoying the view of the rising up over the horizon. He sat on his chair, with a small round table holding his cup of juice beside him, and having his laptop on a small desk in front of him. Falcon took a deep breath, and lets out a pleasant sigh.
"Ahh, what a beautiful morning this is!" Captain Falcon said happily, "There is no other way to enjoy a month-long vacation, other than enjoying this great view of the sun rise!" Falcon took a sip of his juice, and looked at the sun again, "Yep. This really is comfortable. I wonder how I should spend my vacation time? Perhaps I could take the Blue Falcon out for a ride in town. Or maybe drive around the fields to see how big they really are. Whichever the decision may be, I'm sure I'm going to have a good time."
Captain Falcon continued to enjoy the sights as he placed his hands behind his head to relax even more. Then suddenly, his cellphone began to ring, as Captain Falcon picks his cellphone from his waist, and puts it up on his ear.
"Hello? Captain Falcon speaking." Captain Falcon said cheerfully. Falcon could only hear the sound of someone breathing heavily from the speaker, which made Falcon blink in confusion, "Hello?"
"Seven days..." Replied a sinister voice from the other line.
"Excuse me?" Falcon asked.
"What? No, sorry. Wrong line..." The voice said as he cleared his throat, "Ahehehem! Hello, Captain Falcon. It is honor to be speaking to you at last."
"Who is this?" Captain Falcon asked with a stern look.
"Don't be alarmed, Falcon. I will only take a little moment of your time." The voice reassured, "You see, I've been observing you for a very long time, and I have been dying to have something of yours."
"Is this you, Austin? I already have a restraining order against you, and your so-called fan club." Captain Falcon said.
"No, no! I'm not that kind of stalker, you idiot!" The voice replied angrily, "I desire something much more important than that. Something I will treasure forever."
"Who are you?" Captain Falcon asked.
"My name is not important." The voice replied, "But instead of worrying about me, you should be worried about yourself if you refuse to follow my demands." Captain Falcon remained silent, as his pleasant mood from before disappeared, "I sent you an e-mail. Go to your inbox, and open it."
Captain Falcon crouched down to his laptop, and went into his inbox, seeing that he has one new e-mail. He opened it up, and what he saw shocked him.
"It can't be!" Falcon gasped as he was so surprised, he fell back onto his chair, gazing at what the email contained, "Where did you get this!? I demand that you tell me right now!"
"Let's just say I have my resources." The voice replied, "I have to have the right materials in order to get the things I want after all."
"What do you want from me, villain!?" Captain Falcon asked angrily.
"I want one thing and one thing only. I want to possess the secrets and the rights to use your most powerful move, the Falcon Punch!"
"WHAT!? NO!! Not my Falcon Punch! I'm the only one capable enough on using it! Not to mention that move has given me such a great reputation, especially thanks to that one video in Youtube! If I give you the rights to use that move, nobody will think I'm cool anymore!"
"Let me ask you this: Would you prefer to lose your reputation as the man with the mightiest punch of all time, or would you want to lose your dignity as a man by forcing me to spread this little bit of info to places where people will see it?"
"Listen you! If I find you-"
"Don't bother; I'm too smart to get caught!" The voice said viciously, "All I want from you is that smexeh punch of yours, and don't worry, you'll still be unique. Once I learn the secrets, I'll post them on Wikipedia, and everybody will be able to use that powerful punch, while you just watch and cry as everyone in existence will be manlier than you."
"You're crazy!" Falcon exclaimed, "Do you know what would really happen if everyone were able to use the Falcon Punch!? It will be crazy... CRAZY!!!"
"Look, calm down. I didn't expect you to give me the right answer right away." The voice said, "I'm going to give you a month to decide what you want to do. If you decide to go my way, give me a call using the phone number on the bottom of my e-mail."
Captain Falcon looked at the e-mail, and saw the phone number, 9-3925-385595.
"You have plenty of time to think about this. And just in case you fail to meet my demands, I'm going to post your dirty little secret all over the internet... and newspapers, maybe,... or billboards... if I have that kind of budget, but you get what I mean! You have 28 days to think this over, Fal-"
"What!? That's not a month! That's only a majority of days!" Captain Falcon yelled.
"Wait, really? Hold on..." The voice said surprised as there was a long pause. Captain Falcon could hear a lot of noise going on, until he could hear the voice panting from the other line, "Yeah, you're right. Nevermind. It's 31 days. Sorry. I don't get why some months has more days than others..."
"You're never going to get away with this, whoever you are!" Captain Falcon exclaimed, "I don't care how self-absorbed you may be, I will find you! I don't know when, I don't know where, I don't know how, but I will find you, and you will face justice!"
"Well... you have one month. You better get started. Gee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Bye!" The voice said before he hung up.
Captain Falcon was silent, as he couldn't believe how fast somebody can ruin his good mood. Falcon puts his cellphone away, as he turned back to his laptop, and erased the email. He then closed it, and was to leave, until something worried him.
He turned back, and puts the laptop on the floor, and poured his juice all over it, causing it to blow a circuit, and die out. "Nobody will hack into it now..." Falcon said, as by destroying his laptop, he destroyed the evidence of his biggest secret. He was about to leave, until he got nervous again, "... No, that's not enough!"
Falcon came back to the balcony, and stomped his laptop to prevent anybody on fixing it, and looking at the data it contains. Panting, he then threw his laptop over the balcony, and ran out of his room in sheer panic.
And outside of the mansion, Luigi was knocked unconscious by the destroyed laptop as Mario and Peach tried to make sure if he was alright.
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Master Hand's office was the biggest room of the mansion. It was atleast a quarter mile long, with the walls covered in bookshelfs with tons of books obviously. At the end of the office was a small wooden desk with some papers, and behind that was a wall completely made of glass, and you can see the entire Smash Town, and the front yard through it.
In front of the office, Master Hand himself was finished making a brand new door for his office was made completely out of staind glass, which added elegance to the office.
"Perfect. Now whenever I need to take a break, I can always look at this work of art to put myself at ease." Master Hand said happily, "All I have to do is add a friction spell over it, and it should be as indestructible as a-"
"MASTER HAND!!!"
Captain Falcon kicked right through the stained glass door, destroying into millions of millions of pieces that scattered throughout the entire office. Master Hand was flabbergasted by this as he was at a lost of words.
"-rock..." Master Hand finished what he tried to say earlier. He then lets out a huge sigh, and looked at Captain Falcon, who seemed jittery, and nervous about his dilemma, more-so than before. "Is there something wrong, Captain Falcon?"
"Um, Master Hand. I'm sorry I came here so abruptly, but there is something you need to know!" Captain Falcon said, as Master Hand then sounded like he was worried, "Okay, so I was enjoying this morning like everyone else, until I get this call from some lunatic, and threatens me by wanting to reveal my deepest, darkest secret to the public if I don't give him or her or whatever the rights and secrets of my Falcon Punch! I don't know why, but this person is sick! A monster! A crazy person! A sick, loony, crazy, crazy, CRAZY PERSON!! Do you understand!?"
Master Hand was silent for a while before he spoke, "Yes, I see; a crazy person is after you..."
"I just don't understand why! It's so stupid! I can't believe someone is trying to do this to me!" Captain Falcon said while pacing back and forth, "I'm very honorable, yet people are always trying to get me! It's sickening, I tell you! SSSICK!"
"Uh-huh..." Master Hand replied, not really caring that much, "Well, first off, can you think of anyone that has a vendetta against you?"
"I don't know! All my enemies are afraid of me! They wouldn't dare to try and pull off such a dirty scheme." Captain Falcon said, "Say, why don't you help me find him!? You're the owner of this world! You have the power to do anything you want here! Can't you just snap your fingers, and bring that dirty person here!?"
"It's not that simple." Master Hand replied, "I'm not saying it's not possible, I can do that, but I have restricted myself of using any powers that may deem too powerful even for my own good. I'm sorry, but I refuse to go against my way of life, and abuse my powers against others."
"Master Hand... with all due respect... but stop being so damn selfish, and live a little! HELP ME!!" Falcon begged on his knees.
"I'm sorry, Captain Falcon. If you want to find this guy, you have to find him on your own." Master Hand said, "But I'll tell you what: when I'm done cleaning up things here, I will help you find this perpetrator."
Captain Falcon nodded slowly, and took a breather before talking, "Yes, you're right. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have gone crazy like that." Falcon than faced the exit, "I have enough time to find this person anyway. Don't worry about me; I'll find this villain soon enough."
"I wish you the best of luck." Master Hand said.
"Thank you. Now if you excuse me, I have a criminal to hunt down!" Captain Falcon said in a manly fashion as he left Master Hand's office in a hurry.
Master Hand sighed as he then looked at all the pieces of his door throughout the office. "I should probably put this up again." He said as he picked some pieces of the glass up, and started placing them back where they belong, "1... 2..."
Captain Falcon rushed across the hallways of the second floor, until he gasped, and stopped running, "Wait a minute! I cannot take this manner lightly! It's going to take more people to find this person! After all, two brains are better than one." Captain Falcon then snapped his fingers, and raised his fist in the air.
"I know what I need! I need help from my dearest friends here in the mansion! I need a sidekick!!!"
Okay, there we go. From here on out, Falcon will have one smasher helping him on his quest in each chapter. I don't know yet if the rest of the chapters are going to be shorter or longer than this one, but I will say alot of craziness will happen later.
I hope this chapter was alright. Expect the next one much later. Ciao for now!