ONESHOT: DO NOT TAKE THIS FANFIC SERIOUSLY. IT'S A PARODY .
As banana walked in the street, he noticed a very plump looking peach walk past.
''Hey there pretty gurl, strutting your stuff I see?''
The peach giggled and then winked at him. As she walked away, he eyed her down, licking his lips out of hunger. He started sweating, feeling the sweat dribble past his temples down to his greasy eyebrows. His breathing turned raspy and short, creating a pattern of two breaths one second and not another one for ten. Still checking out her round figure, he cursed profanities under his breath. He couldn't take it anymore. He started running over to her figure which was now disappearing over the horizon. Banana reached out his hands and grabbed the peach by her face and gobbled her up in a mouthful. His hunger had dissipated and now he was standing in the isolated streets of Frutalia, not a vegetable to be seen.
He walked into the grocery store and started looking for human toenails. Those were his favourite. He loved running his fat fingers along the fragile and crunchy surface of the yellowish and dead toenails. He'd occasionally get a finger nail but they could never replace the brilliance that was the human toenail. Banana strolled past all the aisles.
'Eyes', 'Hair Strands', 'Fingers', 'Ear Wax', 'Genitali-Oh, there it was. The human nail section. He realised that they were out of the long toe nails but he settled for the short. After bunching up the leftovers of the dead nails, he shifted over to the register and placed down his groceries.
:WARNING: LEMON AHEAD:
He looked up and saw the most beautiful and juicy food ever. He was about to stick his hand out and stroke her smooth and curvy surfaces when he realised that he had to pay for the groceries.
''Are you a lemon?'' he asked.
''What else would you think, a lime?'' she laughed
:LIME AHEAD:
''I HEARD THAT, DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND SPRAY MY JUICE ALL OVER YOU!''
Banan turned around to see a very ugly lime staring back into his eyes. She eyed him down like a piece of meat, which was quite offensive to Banana, considering he didn't provide iron. He scoffed in disgust and turned back to the lemon.
''What do you say we get together and do it on the counter?''
The lemon replied ''I don't mind, but only on the bag surface, my skin is sensitive to the revolving platforms, hehehe.''
He winked at her and gobbled her up before making off with the unpaid groceries.