A/N:

Disclaimer: Twilight is not ours. We just make it random and awesome ;P

We are Kjersti (Wincing The Night Away) and Susi (Susianna). Check the profile.

Hey everybody! This is S speaking. Okay, here's some info:

Collac is going to be a multi-chaptered story, but each chapters has no connections to each others. There will be fluff and 'I love you' telling, random awesomeness, and many other funny and harsh and cool things I bet you'll like. This is an ExB story, but Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie and some other people will drop by.

We will update often, uptil maybe 2-3 times a week. That depends on a lot of things, but we'll make it work.

Chapter sizes waries. They can be long, like +10,000 words, or short, 500.

Sometimes it's me that has written the chapter, sometimes it's K. This chapter is for example mine and the next chapter is K's, and the next after that is mine again, and so on. You will notice who it is by the Authors Note. She writes awesomeer than me. That's not a word.

This story is a AH and AV. It changes from chapter to chapter. (AH means All Human and AV means All Vampire.)

All types of Edward is included. They'll pop up randomly. Fluffward, Emoward, Funnyward, Harshward (is one called that?) and many other wards. If you want an exact type of ward, ask for it. Bella is going to be...Bella.

Umkay, I can't come up with anything other important stuff right now, but I probably will. I always do.

So, I, and properly K too, has one last thing to say:

Enjoy!!!!

Collac, chapter one:

Hero – Heroine

Edward and Bella sat cuddled up on the couch, her head resting on his chest and his arms safely secured around her petite waist. His chest raised and fell in a harmonic rhythm, occasionally he would chuckle and her head would jump around, or he would plant a kiss on the top of her head. Bella felt like she was in heaven, she had no plans leaving the spot she was in right now. The light from the TV danced across their faces, the sound blaring around the room. Superman kicked the bad guy's butts and saved the innocent bystanders. Bella had wanted to see the movie, and Edward let her have her wish. Cause, even if Edward didn't want to admit it, Edward could never refuse Bella anything.

Bella started chewing on her the lip, her eyes eagerly following the motions on the screen. Edward noticed, since he was watching Bella more than the movie itself.

"Is something wrong, love?" He asked and Bella shifted her gaze from the screen to his face. She had gotten quiet used to Edward calling her love, they had been dating for a while, but Edward had never dropped the bomb. Just calling her love. Bella didn't even think he was aware of it.

Bella looked down on the floor, a little embarrassed, "I wish I could save people like Superman does." Edward smiled. He was getting use to the idea of his sweetheart always putting others before herself. She always volunteered, never asking for anything herself. Of course she would think of saving people when she watched Superman in action.

"You have love, you saved me." The crocked grin Bella loved spread across Edwards face, and she couldn't help but smile.

"Maybe, but still, it's not the same. You weren't dying" Bella said it in a teasing tone, so Edward would know she was kidding. But what Edward didn't say was that he never really felt alive before he met Bella. He felt like she was light driving him on. He couldn't imagine a life without Bella.

When Edward didn't respond, Bella thought he was sad. She nudged his shoulder with hers, the movie all bye forgotten by now. "Hey, whatcha' thinking about?" Bella asked him. Edward's thoughts were conflicted, but he pushed them to the back of his mind and smiled down at Bella. "Nothing. What do you want to do know?"

Bella put her fingers on her chin, thinking. Then she smiled a huge grin, giddy and feeling foolish, but went with the feeling and jumped of the couch. "I wanna be a hero! No wait, a heroine!" Edward watched Bella as she jumped in her spot acting like a little child. Edward loved it when Bella let herself be free and just did what she felt like. He knew Bella had acted like the grownup her whole life, her parents was much less responsible then her. Bella jumped into Edwards lap, not bothering Edward at all. She was so small, and he often felt like she weighed nothing. Bella locked her arms around his neck and kissed the tip of his nose, "and I want you to be my Hero."

Edward kissed Bella's nose too, and she wrinkled it, her eyebrows pulling together and a dent forming in between. Witch made Edward laugh, but then he stood up, taking Bella with him, and planted her feet's safely on the floor. He placed his arms onto his side with the elbows out, standing in a Superman posture. "Well then, my heroine, who should we save today?" Bella giggled at Edward's serious posture, but stood up straight and pointed to the garden behind the house. "I think I can hear poor citizens being attacked! We must go there immediately!" Edward crushed down, his knees bent and an evil smirk on his face. "That we shall." And he picked up Bella before she could understand what he was doing, sprinting towards the garden holding her safely against his chest. One thing Edward would never do was to hurt Bella.

He sat Bella down but she stumbled backwards on her feet and fell on her butt. Edward chuckled and reached a hand forward to help her up, but she brushed it away and stood up self.

"Edward, you know I don't like being carried around! I'm clumsy and just going to end upon my ass!"

"You said we needed to go here immediately, and this went a lot faster then walking." He winked at her. Bella swished him off and turned away from him. "I am going into Super-heroine modus." The she started skipping around the garden, her eyes closed and her hair blowing behind her.

Edward watched her skip for a few rounds, but soon joined her. He had his arm in front of him, the other one behind, and had fastened his jacket arms around his neck making it look like a cape as he ran around making 'whoosh' and 'sheize' sounds. Bella could hold herself no more and giggled hysterically. She thought he looked so cute with his little cape and Superman moves.

When Edward heard Bella's tinkly-belly laughter he ran right at her and spread his 'cape' wide out, looking a little like a bat. "You're not Superman, you're Batman! You're a vampire!"

Edward held his 'cape' in front of his teeth and cocked an eyebrow at her. "May I suck you're blood?" he said in a heavy vampire accent.

Bella giggled a little, shook her head and took a step back, away from him. He took a step forward, towards her. She took another step back. He lunged at her but missed her, catching thin air. She ran around, giggling and looking back at Edward as he ran after her holding his 'cape' wide open and taking bites out of the air.

She ran to a swing that stood in the garden, jumped on and started swinging. Edward stood in front of her opening his arms wide and closing them right after she had swung away. Bella jumped from the swing at Edward, and he took her into his arms, but her speed made him fall over bringing Bella down too. They rolled around in the grass, huddled up together, until they fell apart from laughter.

When they quieted down Edward rolled to his side facing Bella, and Bella did the same. They started into each other's eyes for what felt like an eternity. Boy to girl. Green to Brown. As Edward stared into Bella's eyes, something went up for him. He didn't fell like he had a life before Bella, because she was his life. He succumbed to Bella's every wish because she owned him. He would do anything for her, whatever she asked for.

Right that minute Edward realised that…he loved her.

Edward loved Bella.

No, he loves her.

The new discovery made Edward giddy, and his face broke into a huge smile and his eyes danced with happiness. Bella stared at him, feeling her own smile break through when she looked at him. "What is it, Edward?" she asked, and she could hear her own smile in her voice.

"Bella."

"What?"

"Bella!"

"What, Edward!"

Edward started laughing, his voice filled with all the love and happiness and friendship he had always felt for Bella, but hadn't realised it until now. Bella thought he was laughing at her, and sat up on her knees. When Edward noticed he stopped laughing and sat up on his knees too. "I don't want you to laugh at me Edward. It's not very nice." Bella said, a crease forming between her eyebrows.

"I'm not laughing at you, Bella. Don't you see?"

"See what?"

Edward stroked her cheek with his thumb, looking in her eyes. "Bella, I love you." When Bella heard his words, tears started to form in her eyes. She had waited for this for so long, and now finally, it had happened. "Oh Edward, I love you too."

A/N:

Naw! Wasn't that Sweet?? I know you thought that was sweet, you have to. Kidding...kinda.

Next chapter is K. She's unleashing her awesomeness. I don't think that's a word either.

Okay, this story is so cool and awesome I just had to list it up here, in the 1rst chapter:

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