The last Haruno
Chapter 1
"Hey Sasuke, over here!" Sakura waved to Sasuke. The Uchiha frowned. "What do you want? I'm just here for the mission. I don't want to talk, I want to get started." He looked around. "Where's Naruto and Kakashi?"
"I don't know Sasuke, Naruto's usually never late."
"Hn, I see. Ohh, there he is." Naruto ran over to them. "Hey guys, I just had to try some ramen over at Ichiraku's, it was a free sample of some new stuff! It was sure good."
"Naruto, did you by any chance see Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto shook his head. "No, I didn't Sakura."
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One how later. 'Grrr~' "Naruto!"
"Sorry Sakura, but that sample was really small." Sakura frowned and then turned to Sasuke. "Umm, Sasuke, do you know where the little girls room is?"
"No I don't. But over there is a bush." He pointed to said bush. "WHAT!? Sasuke, I need a toilet, not a tree!"
"Fine. Suit yourself." Sakura huffed, then marched to the bushes. "I'll be right back. If Kakashi-sensei comes just tell him I'm running an errand." Sakura went into the bushes and made a nice seat out of twigs and rocks. But then CRACK!!! "Who's there?! Show yourself!" a person appeared, landing in front of Sakura. "It's only me Sakura." Kakashi held up his hands, trying to calm her down. "What are you doing out in the woods?" Kakashi didn't answer the question, he just started a new topic. "Did Sasuke turn you down again?"
"NO! I just needed to go to the bathroom. And if you don't mind, could you go to the bridge? I'll be there in a minute." Kakashi nodded. "Fine, but hurry up. You don't want to keep the others waiting." Kakashi left, whistling.
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Okay, focus Sakura, nothing is going to get you. Grrrr. Oh no! "H-hello? Is anyone there?" Sakura stood up. "Naruto, your lucky I'm done!" She thought it would be Naruto, he was always trying to spy on her. "Hehe, well Kakashi's at the bridge and told me to come and get you." They went back to the bridge.
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"Okay guys the mission is...umm… there isn't one!" Kakashi whistled some more.
"What! Kakashi-sensei you mean to tell me that we have been waiting here for you for the last two hours?" Kakashi smile through his mask. "Yup, I just wanted to see if you guys and Hinata wanted to go out to eat." Kakashi took out his phone and called Hinata. "Ring Ring Ring Hello? Oh hi Kakashi-sensei…ya! Of course I'll meet you guys at Ichiraku's!
Kakashi hung up. "Okay guys, it's a go!"
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Later at Ichiraku's. "Hey you guys I'm here!" Hinata appeared and took a seat. "Finally Hinata! What took you so long?" Hinata blushed and looked at the table. "W-well I…" "Never mind, lets just eat!" Sakura sat next to Hinata. "Hey Hinata, whats up girl?"
"Oh nothing much Sakura." Sakura looked closely at Hinata's face and smiled. "Are you trying to impress Naruto with make-up?" Hinata blushed. "Maybe a little bit…Is it to much?" Sakura shook her head. "Nope, its fine Hinata, now lets eat! Don't make a fool out of your self because your sitting next to Naruto." Sakura teased.
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After they all finished eating Hinata invited Sakura over for tips on how to get Naruto to like her, since Naruto licked Sakura a lot. Sakura came over and Hinata lit the fireplace to keep them warm. "So Sakura, do you want to roast a marshmallow or a weenie?" Sakura took a marshmallow and leaned forward, putting the stick into the flames. Hinata then pushed Sakura into the flames as hard as she could. Sakura screamed, but the flames engulfed her helpless body.
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"Finally your over with. Now I don't have to see your pretty face and big fat forehead any more!" Hinata closed the gate in front of the fireplace. "Hmm, flaming Sakura shish-kabob."
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The next day Naruto asked where Sakura was. Under her breath Hinata said, " I burned her and shoved her ashes in her house by the stove so it looks like she killed herself." Naruto looked at Hinata. "Did you say something Hinata?"
"No Naruto-kun." Hinata kept her evil smile to herself. Naruto looked around again. "I wonder where she could be…"
---End of chapter 1---