Hey guys! This is a parody of Cinderella, hope you like! This is to tide you guys over until the next chapter of Forgetting and Remembering is done. Just some editing to do.
I do not own Cinderella or Maximum Ride
Narrator: Once upon a time, in a land kinda far away but not really far away, was a badass girl with a father. Her mother had died at a young age and-
Jeb- Sniff
Narrator- Jeb, this is a play…
Jeb- IT'S JUST SO SAD!
Narrator- Moving on… her mother had died and her father wanted another wife. He searched and found a beautiful and kind woman called Valencia Martinez and they lived happily, until Jeb got run over by a winged mutant- I mean a really really really really big bird.
Jeb- AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Narrator- Valencia had one equally kind daughter named Ella and their dog Magnolia. Ella and the daughter got along great.
?- Hello? Are you going to tell people my name?
Narrator- Yeah yeah, the daughter's name was Max. She was very baddass and very pretty.
Max- *cough*
Narrator- Beautiful. Very beautiful. One day, Prince Fang was holding a party to find a girlfriend. Ella insisted Max come and that they'd be perfect for each other.
Ella- Come on Maxi! You have to go! Oooh! I can invite my friend Nudge to doll you up!
Max- HELP ME!
In the palace…
Fang- You can't make me.
Iggy- Oh yes I can.
Narrator- You see, Fang didn't want a girlfriend. Iggy did. But of course, no one was going to come to the party of the Prince's best friend. That would look weird on the invites: Dear person, you are invited to the party of Prince Fang's Best Friend Because He Wants a Girlfriend.
Fang: Please! I'll do anything!
Iggy- Too bad, you're coming.
Back at Max's
Ella- OH! This purple dress looks great on you!
Nudge- And you're hair looks awesome curled! Now for the makeup!
Max- Dear god no.
Later
Ella and Nudge- All done!
Max- That actually looks okay!
Narrator- As they were getting in the car to go, Max had to go pee.
Max-. Wait up guys! I have to go pee!
Ella and Nudge- Sure, you have ten minutes! Then we're leaving.
Ella- I heard the Prince has a best friend!
Nudge- He's mine!
Ella- Is not!
Narrator- Max went into the bathroom and peed. Now, Valencia was not really familiar with the house. She saw the unlocked door and thought it was the door to the attic. She got out her key ring and locked it. Then she went on her merry way.
Max- WTF?! LET ME OUT!
Narrator- Ten minutes pass and though Nudge and Ella are disappointed, they leave.
Max- DAMN IT!
Narrator- Max started crying because she was locked in. She hadn't really wanted to go to the party; she just wanted to give Prince Fang a piece of her mind for throwing a party because he was lonely. She scoffed. A locked door wouldn't stop her!
Max- I can just kick this door in! Okay Max, just bust the door open. Pretend you're a mutant with bird genes. Then BAM! The door should open!
Narrator- Unfortunately, Max isn't a mutant with bird genes. She just bruised her toe. She did manage to crack the door though, because she's just that badass. Suddenly, a cliché light fills up the bathroom and an angelic girl appears. She wrinkles her nose and mutters:
Angel- Why can't she be trapped in the attic or something? Why the bathroom.
Narrator- The girl smoothed her features out and smiles.
Angel- You want to go to the party?
Max- Hell yeah! Fang's going to get it!
Angel- Um, okay, well, all you have to do is believe!
Narrator- And with that, she disappears out of the bathroom muttering:
Angel- I hope I get payed for this gig.
Max- DO YOU WANT ME TO START CLAPPING AS WELL?! (In case you didn't get that, it's a fairy reference.) Okay, I believe. I believe. I believe. I believe. I beli-
Narrator- A flash of light envelopes her and she's suddenly on top of a girl. Max looks up and spots Prince Fang. Turns out, she trampled his dance partner.
Fang- Thank god! Thank you thank you!
Max- Um you're welcome.
Fang- Wanna dance?
Max- No, I want to beat you up.
Pearl/Narrator- Scene! Okay, every one take a break, we'll start Part II in half an hour!
Review! Chapter two will be up soon.