Adventure Garfield
Author Note: I am inspired by the Great Shakespeare Hemingway but I am not him so please not be minding!
It was years in the future and changes had come to Earth.
In her throne room, the Princess Bubblegum ruled her subjects with harshness.
Suddenly, the Peppermint Butler came in with rapidity.
"Princess Bubblegum!" The Peppermint Butler said with quickly breathless.
"What is it?" The Princess Bubblegum replied with tired tone.
"The Ice King is attacking!" Said the Peppermint Butler with worry.
"Oh no!" Said the Princess Bubblegum with anguish.
"What must we do, Princess?" The Peppermint Butler said with concerned remark.
"Call Finn and Jake. They will know what to do." The Princess Bubblegum declared with finality.
"But he has captured them!" Cried the Peppermint Butler.
"Oh. Very well then. They must not be men. Call in a REAL one." Said the Princess Bubblegum with joyous glee.
The Peppermint Butler did not at first understand what to do but then he realized. He went over to a wall with much speediness and flipped a button. On this button was the face of an orange cat with stripes holding lasagna with fist.
"We are going to ask HIM?" Asked the Peppermint Butler with regret.
"Yes. It is the only way." Replied the Princess Bubblegum with steely.
In another place people lay frozen. One was not a person but a man. A real man. With loud alarm his canister began to open. Banging rock music played with huge smoke and explosion and soon the real man Garfield was revealed once again.
In the throne room the Princess Bubblegum and the Peppermint Butler hid with terror. The enemy with had found them much difficult. The Princess Bubblegum knew that Garfield would be coming soon with manliness but was also feeling scared.
Suddenly a loud explosion occurred and AC/DC's Back in Black began to play. The walls crumbled with powerfulness and smoke rose again. Behind it a lasagna emblem appeared. The rock music drew to its climax and in walked Garfield, walking over the corpse of dead Candy Kingdom with curtly.
"What is this tyranny?" Garfield asked with manly concern.
"Garfield, you have here!" The Princess Bubblegum beamed with surprise.
"Yes, it is I, Garfield," Said Garfield with confidence.
"Garfield, help us defeat the Ice King," Said the Peppermint Butler with pleas.
"Ice King? Pah! He will melt under my fist like a hot summer's day," Cracked Garfield with wittiness.
The Princess Bubblegum and the Peppermint Butler laughed with happiness although neither was sure if Garfield could win. But then Garfield had done much in the past like saving England and defeating for the Nazis the Princess Bubblegum read.
"Good, Garfield, now go and save us all," The Princess Bubblegum decreed with royal.
"Do not worry I will be back in this kingdom in time for meal. To say adventure time." Garfield noted with musing.
Then Garfield summoned his lasagna emblazoned orange Glock 46 and he was off. The Princess Butler and the Peppermint Bubblegum sighed with relief.
"He will do much for us," Said the Princess Bubblegum with hope.
"Yes but not before I eat his flesh," The Peppermint Butler said with evil as he licked his lips.