Alexis Texas walked into the Santa Barbra house. What was a celebrity like her doing here? She lived here! Next walked in her drummer and fraternal twin Shane.
"That party was rocking!" She blurted out suddenly. She was like that: shy around teachers and parents, loud when they're gone. Shane gave her the evil eye. "That's because it was an Alexis Texas concert!" He didn't like to argue, but this time, it seemed he had to.
Alexis got all dreamy. Great, Shane thought, another Cole speech. Sure enough, Alexis took out her pink heart hair clip and said, "Well, at least Cole noticed me!" Shane was fed up lately because Alexis talked about her crush, Cole Sprouse. She now watched The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody more often.
Shane noticed something different about his sister's smile as he took off his red wig. "That's because you had something in your teeth, Alexis Texas!" Alexis gave him the evil eye back at Shane as she took off a red wig herself and picked at her teeth. She hated more than ever the way he noticed flaws in people.
"Well, next time next time Jesse invites me to a party, we can have Susan drive us! Her boyfriend has a car." As if on cue, in walked their fourteen year old sister Susan. She looked drunk, but that was because she goes gaga over Freddie Highmore, who said, "What's up" to her that exact night. She took off a hair clip that said Jess Texas on it and then took off a red wig.
"That party was awesome!" Susan said. She loved going to her sister's concerts only because of the party afterward. This time, Mary-Kate and Ashley were there and they asked Susan to go to a movie premiere next month, but "Alexis" – whose real name was Diamond- said she already had tickets to it, front row. The Olsens were in the very back.
Diamond loved annoying people, so she asked, "Why'd you get to go?" Instead of Susan pretending to not know, she heard Timmy - who was Shane earlier - blurted in her face, "That one's SO obvious! It's you!" She got so ticked off she yelled, "Duh, Turkeybrain!" Susan turned red as a tomato, and yelled, "Don't call him Turkeybrain!" Timmy looked pleased with himself. "Instead call him Turkeybutt."
Timmy himself turned red and shouted, "Turkeybrain was bad enough!" That was just the beginning of the argument that followed. "SHUT UP!" Susan said, loudly, because next door, the Abraham's baby Ginger started crying. "Stop yelling at me!" Yelled Timmy. Wow! He thought, am I noisy today!
Diamond stood up for her sister for the first time in, well, forever. "Stop yelling at Susan for yelling at you!" Susan then stood up for her brother. "Stop yelling at Timmy for yelling at me at for yelling at Timmy!" Timmy saw his twin's expression change so suddenly he felt like hitting Susan. Instead, he continued the argument. "Stop yelling at Diamond for yelling at me for yelling at you!"
Diamond wanted to argue, so she said, "Stop yelling at Susan for yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at Susan!" Susan saw her chance to continue in the 'conversation'. "Stop yelling at Timmy for yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at you for yelling at me!" Then the unexpected happened - their mom walked in, cheerfully grinning her goody-two-shoes smile. "Hi kids!" She said.
Oh, it's on! The kids thought as they blurted out, "Stop yelling at us for yelling at Timmy for yelling at Susan for yelling at Diamond for yelling at Timmy for yelling at Diamond for yelling at Susan for yelling at Timmy!" The mom got confused, but realized what was going on. She took her part in the conversation.
"Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at Timmy for yelling at Susan for yelling at Diamond for yelling at Timmy for yelling at Diamond for yelling at Susan for yelling at Timmy!" Right before his wife Missy started yelling, in walked the father Timothy. Is this what I'm supposed to come home to everyday? He thought as he yelled, "STOP YELLING!" Everyone immediately got quiet.