Title: Ain't worth it…
Series: Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE
Rating: PG
Characters: Kurogane & Syaoran
Pairings: Mentioned SyaoranxSakura, mentioned KuroxFay
Warnings: Crack
Spoilers: A few…
Word Count: 452
Summary: Set after chapter 142. Kurogane and Syaoran has had enough.
Disclaimer: Only the typos and the stupidity belongs to me…
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"If the other side decide to act on its own, this side is also free to do what is wants to," Kurogane had said as the princess left for the dinner with the game master. And what "this side" wanted, what it needed, was a drink, or two, or three…
Actually, three hours later, as he and the boy sat at a rock and shared the last bottle of the alcohol usual in this world between them, he had lost count long ago.
"I can't stand this any longer," he said for the fourth or fifth time since they had started drinking for serious, "another malicious 'Kuro-GANE' and I will ask the witch to turn him into a pair of chopsticks…"
Syaoran blinked confused, he had obvious problems with holding his sight steady.
"Can she really do that?" he slurred, almost sounding a bit impressed.
The former ninja gave the drunk teen a suspicious look.
"Never mind…" he said, took another gulp from the bottle and passed it back. Syaoran drank and grimaced slightly.
"I'm tired of it," he said, dejected, "she looks at me as if I was poisonous…"
"Humph," Kurogane agreed, shook the bottle and threw also that one away, "enough is enough."
"Exactly," the boy looked as if he was going to fall of the cliff any second, "maybe… she ain't worth it!"
Kurogane gave this a moment of thought.
"Definitely not worth it, "he then stated, "damn mage isn't even as pretty 'nlonger…"
Syaoran sniffed a little, young as he was.
"She used to be so cuuute!!" he whined.
"So loving…"
"Pretty eyes…"
"Perfect body…"
"Sang like an angel…"
"Best lay 'o my life…"
Syaoran looked up in shock.
"Hey! I'm too young for that!"
Kurogane actually had the shame to blush a little.
"Sorry," he muttered, why did the booze have to be gone already?
"Anyway," Syaoran swayed a little, "I don't think I wanna do this no more!"
His older comrade looked back, stunned.
"Watcha mean? Are you leaving?"
The boy shrugged, eyes fixed on the ground.
"She doesn't want me no more, anyway…"
They stayed silent for a little while.
"Wanna call the witch?" Kurogane asked.
The teen looked horrified.
"Hell no! You do it!"
Kurogane too shrugged.
"Okay, why not? It's not like I'm wanted no more either…"
There were no coincidences, only fate, but sometimes fate could be pretty damn stupid, Yuuko thought as she went back to her futon after having talked to the boy and the ninja. Actually, sometimes fate was so stupid it was almost comical… She lied down and called for Watanuki to bring more saké. At least the Foreign Legion had gained two extraordinary good recruits today…
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I wrote this as a valentine's gift for my best friend. It's short and stupid but I decided to post it anyway… Still; reviews are loved! I'm not sensitive…
Thanks for reading, have a nice day!
Wysty