A Crazy Dose of Vitamin X
I do not own any X-Men: Evolution characters doing crazy stunts under medication. Just a typical insane story courtesy of moi. Enjoy!
"Mornin' Jean." Rogue said to Jean, playing on her Game Boy as Jean entered
"Morning Rogue. Seen Scott anywhere? He and Remy said they were fixing the roof or something." Jean asked, looking out the window
"Huh. They did say they were doin that…But what do they need bungee cords for fixin the roof anyway?" Rogue shrugged
"Wait, what?!" Jean snapped
"GERONIMO!" Scott hollered, jumping off the roof on his bungee cord and conveniently dangling over the window where Kitty was putting on her makeup
"Hi." Scott said, tapping on the mirror
"AAAUGH! SCOTT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Kitty screamed as Jean entered
"Gee, a good question." Jean grumbled sarcastically
"CANNONBALL!" Remy bellowed, jumping off the roof also with the bungee cord-connected to a large anvil
"HEY! Who's the wise guy that ran off with my anvil?!" Logan grouched
"One guess." Peter moaned, pointing to the roof
"What the…" Logan asked before shouting "SCOTT! GAMBIT! What in the name of God are you maniacs doing?! And where the hell did you get those bungee cords!" Logan snapped
"Uh…" Remy answered before Scott nudged him
"Shush. You'll give away the passcode." Scott whispered
"Since when the hell do you need a lousy stinkin' password for some crappy bungee cords just so you loonies can be jumpin and dangling up and down like a freakin yo-yo gone berserk!" Logan snapped
"OK! Who ordered bungee jump supplies off of E-bay?!" Rogue screamed
"Apparently the two Bungee Jump Brothers hacked into Logan's e-bay account last night and not only ordered bungee jump stuff, but also rocket launchers, a cart full of grenades, mines, atomic bombs of all things and…nitro?!" Jean gasped seeing the item on the end of the list
"Please don't tell me they put it where I think it is…" Rogue moaned
"BLAM! CRASH!"
"AAARRRGH! My taxi cab!" Tabitha roared, her hair and clothes covered in soot
"Uh-oh. They didn't." Rogue groaned
"They did." Jean replied, banging her head against the wall
"PULL!" Scott ordered to Remy, using the rocket launcher
"Oh what are those two pranksters doing now?!" Jean growled
"Oh just using your furniture as target practice for their…rocket launcher." Kurt whimpered, seeing the furious look on Jean's eyes
"You just had to open your big mouth, didn't you furball?" Logan grouched
"Oops." Kurt whimpered
"SCOTT! REMY! PUT MY FURNITURE BACK NOW!" Jean ordered
"Uh to be fair, we didn't order that stuff." Remy confessed
"Oh? Ok…wait a minute! This is from..." Jean said before noticing the scent of adamantium on the bill "LOGAN!" Jean screamed
"Oh what the hell is Red hollerin about now? Geez, you think she needs vocal cord repair or somethin' for God's sakes?!" Logan ranted before running into Jean conveniently
"Hi Logan. Would you care to explain THIS?!" Jean hissed, shoving the bill in Logan's face
"Listen now Jean, its not what you think…" Logan babbled
"Really now? Buying dangerous, illegal, unmanufactured weaponry that can destroy everything or burn the whole Bayville yard to the ground is not what you think? Spill it before I need a test subject on the nitro." Jean hissed
"Ok ok Jesus." Logan rolled his eyes before muttering "So much for Madelyne."
"I heard that wise guy!" Jean snapped
"Ok! Jesus, just chill out, for God's sakes?!" Logan gasped before heading in "Boy, oh boy." He muttered
Two minutes later…
"Ok, lemme see if I got this whole mix-up straight: First Scott and Kurt order a bunch of bungee stuff of e-bay. Second, they at first buy a crapload of weapons. Third, they try to use it on Jean's furniture, right? Now, you're babbling that Logan ordered the weapons instead of Scott and Kurt, right?" Rogue asked, putting all the facts together
"Yep." Jean answered
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! That's just as crazy as that Patriot fiasco in August!" Rogue snapped
"I thought we said not to discuss that." Bobby noted
"To be fair, it was actually funny. I mean, it wasn't ripping off Mel Gibson, it was a tribute." Remy added
"So hold on: That frenzied Patriot thing: That was a tribute to Mel Gibson?" Jean asked
"Bingo." Bobby answered
"Well, why the heck didn't you say so?" Jean laughed uproariously
"What are you laughing about?" Rogue griped
"Oh man! That was…that was hilarious! We should've done that years ago!" Jean giggled hysterically
"Ok, what's going on now? And why's Red laughin like a hyena?" Logan asked
"Oh apparently Bobby spilled the beans over that Patriot incident. Turns out it was a "tribute" to Mel Gibson." Rogue answered, making invisible quotation marks over tribute
Logan was silent, before laughing hysterically. Soon him and Jean were both rolling on the floor, cackling insanely
"Ok, I heard the saying laughter is contagious. I never imagined anything like that." Kurt said, witnessing Logan and Jean's silly behavior
"Hey! What are you two doing on the roof?! Jean get down from there!" Kitty hollered
"Oh no…" Rogue moaned realizing what Jean and Logan were up to
"GERONIMO!" Jean hollered, jumping off the roof hooked to her bungee cord
"Here we go again…" Scott groaned, banging his head against the wall
"If you ask me, this fanfic series gets weirder and weirder." Kurt replied to the camera