It's raining; on the ground is a cat that is bleeding. The blood blends in perfectly with the rain. There's a man there slashing with his katana repeatedly at the cat.
"Why you little kitty, get back here, Daddy needs a hug." Says the man, who is drunk and also swinging a katana around recklessly.
"No, you bad little man." yells the kitty, in a deep, yet manly voice.
"You can speak?" The man bellows.
"Yes, have you not met a cat who can speak?" The kitty replied.
"Well, I did, but they were female and not wearing clothes. I'm worried now. Are you wearing clothes." The man who has orange hair asks.
"Do you want to find out?" The cat asks, changing into his human form.
"WHAT THE HELL, you're a guy." Ichigo yells, staring at a nude man in front of him.
"I am Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, but you may call me your superior." Grimmjow replies.
"Um, no." Ichigo yells, slashing forward with his katana, cutting through Grimmjow's chest.
"WHY, must I die?" Grimmjow yells.
"God forbids attractive men to be in his presence!" Ichigo stated, turning around and walking away.
Grimmjow lies on the ground dying, his blood spilling everywhere. There is no way he can live, but, maybe a miracle will happen, and maybe he will be saved.
"It seems you're in dire need of assistance." A man says, walking up to Grimmjow, and crouching down.
"I know what will help." The man replies, trying to help Grimmjow up.
"This way, Grimmjow, we have work to do." The man concludes, dragging Grimmjow's fragile body with him.
The man was lucky, that he got away, as someone else was coming that wouldn't be so gracious to Grimmjow.
"Master, why must we capture this prick, do you know what he did to us?" Gin asked.
"He must be put down, he must die." replies Aizen.
"He is strong, you know this. He was one of us, before he betrayed us." Ulquiorra mentions.
"One versus ten, I like our chances. Anyways, Ichigo helped us already, he weakened that prick." Aizen replied.
The Espada group, minus Grimmjow, had reached the place where Ichigo said he wounded Grimmjow. There was one small problem. Grimmjow wasn't there.
"WHO IN THE HELL moved that PRICK away from here." Yelled Aizen.
"WHO CARED SO MUCH ABOUT THAT PRICK TO SAVE HIM?" Yells Aizen.
"Maybe someone, who isn't a dick to people." Mentions somebody on the rooftop, wearing a cloak to hide their identity.
"And who are you?" Aizen asked?
"You're worse nightmare." The person replies, before jumping down and starting to fight the Espada group with their two katanas.
Surprising, the hooded figure fought most of them off, and they ran away, but not before Aizen yells, "We will kill you and Grimmjow too!"
My brother wrote this...not sure if he was trying to cheer me up or make me more depressed...enjoy I guess