Jay is a Genius

by laffinchik

This is just a bunch of possible essay titles Jay thought up when we had to watch this REALLY old cartoon in our art class, and she had to write an essay about some movie or another that she saw from another era.

Possible mount vernon essay titles:

When Donkeys Tried to Rape Us

The 16 - Sided Stampede: Almost Getting Raped by Donkeys

Rabid Donkey Stampede: The Day They Almost Raped Us

Rabid Donkey Stampede: The Day They Almost Raped Charles

Rabid Donley Stampede: The Day Charles Tried to Get Raped by Them

Rabid Donkey Stampede: The Day They Wanted to Rape Charles But Actually Almost Ran Over Him

Rabid Donkey Stampede: The Day They Wanted to Rape Charles But Actually Almost Ran Over Him Until Some Smart People Were Smart Enough to Pull Him Out of the Way (Because He was Being a Dunbass)

Rabid Donkey Stampede: The Musical

Rabid DOnkey Stamped: The Nonmusical Musical

When Charles Was a Dumbass and Decided to Get Run Over by Rapist Donkeys

The Day the Donkeys Wondered Why the Fuck a Kid Would Want Them to Run Over Him Anyway

Rabid Donkey Stampede: The Idiocy of Charles

The Rabid Faoming Escape of the Rabid Foaming Donkeys

The Rabid Foaming Escape of hte Rabid Foaming Donkeys (Who Secretly Wanted to Rape Charles)

The Rabid Foaming Escape of hte Rabid Foaming Donkeys (Who Secretly Wanted to Rape Charles (Who Secretly Enjoyed It))

Donkey Uproar!!1!one

The Day That Charles Found Out That Donkeys Could Actually Run Over You

The Same Day That Charles Found Out He was a Dumbass

Mount Vernon: Rapist Donkey Stampede Tries to Run Over Charles (Who is a Dumbass)

A Donkey's Thoughts: How Can One Kid be Such a Dumbass?

Rabid Donkey Stampede: The Day Robby was Even More of a Dumbass and Ran After the Rabid Donkey Stampede

Rabid Donkey Stampede: When Robby Tried to Rape the Donkeys that Charles Wanted to Rape Him

Rabid Donkey Stampede: When All the Dumb Seventh Graders Watched as Charles Tried to Get Run Over By Rabid Foaming Donkeys

Rabid Donkey Stampede: When All the Dumb Seventh Graders Watched as Charles Tried to Get Run Over By Rabid Foaming Donkeys (And Possibly Raped)

Rabid Donkey Stampede: When Robby Wanted to Join the Hawt Donkey Action and Chased After The Rabid Foaming Donkey Stampede (That Charles Wanted to Get Raped By)

Mount Vernon: Wow, These are Some Really Horny Donkey-Loving Boys. WTF?

MY ESSAY: Robby and Charles: Supreme Dumbasses o the Donkey-Loving World