"Charizard, use flamethrower!" Emily commanded her Pokémon as a smirk grew on her face. She knew she'd practically won. "Nooo! You killed my Blarpadarp!" Exclaimed (insert name here, the gym leader as he watched his Pokémon hit the ground. "God freaking damn it! Good fucking job! You won the usjdudgsos badge! Way to go! It's worth practically nothing. Great work wasting your life to earn a fucking dinky piece of metal. Here you go bitch!" "Thanks..." Emily replied quickly backing out of the gym.
"ERMILY! DID YOU GET THE BADGE THING?!" A loud voice came from her friend, Matthewette Cactus. She'd been following her ever since you first left for her journey, even though she didn't invite her to come. "DID YOU GET IT?!" The blonde streaks in her dark brown hair flew up and down as she ran up to you. "YES FOR GOD SAKES I GOT THE BADGE! WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE I THOUGHT I GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER FROM YOU?!" "Ooh, it's so shiny!" Matthewette squealed, completely ignoring her question. "Cool dawg, I see you got your usjdudgsos badge," said Emily's black (I think) friend Brock. Even though he's 35, and she is 14, he still follows her around. Everyone's pretty sure he's a pedophile but whatever. "So you've beat all the gym leaders, what's next?" Before she could reply, her dick head rival Kyle runs up, pushing Brock out of the way. "Well, I see that you have beaten a person, EMMA LEE! According to Nintendo, I have to battle you!"
"NO KYLE NOT N..." The battle music starts playing before she can finish her sentence. "Go Geodude!" He shouts. "Go haunter!" "Geodude use self-destruct! Oh butts! You beat me Emily! Looks like you beat me. I don't know how that happened! Oh well! Looks like I have to pay you! Oops! I spent all my Money on acid and porn! If I show you my dick will that make up for it?" "Umm no. Fuck off Kyle." He walked away. "Anyways, to answer your earlier question Brock, since I have completed all the gyms, and, since the Pokémon league no longer exists, I am going to pursue my lifelong dream of catching the golden diglett instead of going to college and getting a job like a regular person." "Golden diglett you say?" A scary old man by the name of professor oak popped out of nowhere. "Well, if you are going, you have to take my grandson, Kyle, because I said so!" "OH HELL NO! NOT THAT THING!" "If you want to go, you must take him with you," said Oak. "Damn it." Announcer voice: "So, the three heroes set off on their journey, being shortly joined by Kyle, the weird, asshole boy with awkwardly shaped hair."