This is he pre-show dialogue for the Jimmy Neutron Nicktoon Blast. I'll try as best I can. Words or things I can't make out, not kissing, will have this (?) next to or in it's space. Ex. Lets (?) or Let's go(?).

Editors Note: I don't think there are any of these: (?) left, seeing as I fixed this up. I left the above note for integrity's sake.

Disclaimer: I do not own Universal Studios, Nickelodeon, or Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast.

WARNING: If you do not want to spoil the ride, DO NOT READ!

Pre-show:

Jimmy: "Carl, that's an advanced piece of high-tech quality home-crafted rocketry, not a toy. Plus, we have a presentation coming up, uh hu-hu, now I guess."

Hello everyone! I'm Jimmy Neutron and this is my cybernetic K9, Goddard! That's Carl over there NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING!

Carl: Dang!

Jimmy: Welcome to my rocket lab, right here at Nicktoon Studios! Goddard, floor plan! (Meanwhile, Carl is getting in the Mark IV)

This is where the Rugrats live. Over two seven klicks, east-south-east of that is Arnold's neighborhood. And right here, precisely at sea level is Bikini Bottom. And of course, my Rocket Lab where we are, right now! (While Jimmy says the following, Carl is screaming while spinning around in the Mark IV)

Finally, it's with great pleasure that I present to you, the Mark IV(4)!" (Carl spinning round and round!)

Jimmy: (Sigh) Carl!

(It comes down with a SLAM!)

Carl: Finally: "The room's lookin' really busy."

Jimmy: Along with the Mark IV is my Mark II(2) and the original, slightly unpredictable, Mark I(1)"

Carl: "What happened to the Mark III(3)?"

Jimmy: "Don't ask. The Mark IV is triumphant in engineering. It's the fastest, strongest rocket ever built!"

(alarm goes of, side screens flash "Intruder Alert)

Carl: "What's that Jim?"

Jimmy: "VOX, status report!"

VOX: "Intruder detected outside the rocket lab Jimmy."

Note: This takes along time!

Jimmy: "Security cam! Check the perimeter. All seems fine. (Side screens show Lab perimeter, Ooblar passes by with fake nose/mustache disguise) Please, let me know if you see anything. If the Mark IV lands in the wrong hands… maybe it's just a false alarm, probably a bug in the security system." (While he is saying this, a laser is cutting the wall in the shape of a Yolkian.)

Carl: "Jimmy...a Yolkian!"

Ooblar: "So, Jimmy Neutron, my old nemesis. We meet again!"

Carl: "I hope nemesis means buddy."

Jimmy: "Ooblar, what are you doing here!"

Ooblar: "You left THIS on my ship!" (Baby music starts playing and stops after Carl's done with the next sentence.)

Carl: "Mr. Fluffkins!"

Jimmy:"You came all this way to return Carl's bear?"

Ooblar: "Oh my, Neutron! Just wait till you see what we've got planned for you. We made a tape."

Carl: "Cool."

Jimmy: "Carl…"

Cut scene-tape

Ooblar: "Please, can I enslave him?"

King Goobot: "No."

Ooblar: "Please?"

King Goobot: "No."

Ooblar: "Please?"

King Goobot: "No."

Ooblar: "Please?"

King Goobot: "Nooo."

Ooblar: "Please?"

King Goobot: "Fine!"

Ooblar: "Wehooo!"

King Goobot: "Jimmy Neutron's developed a powerful new rocket, the Mark IV. STEAL IT, bring it back here. Then we'll duplicate it so my egg armies will use it to...ENSLAVE THE EARTH!"

Ooblar: "But enslaving the Earth was my idea!"

King Goobot: "Whatever. Just get me that ship!"

Cut scene-tape-end

Jimmy: "Ooblar."

Carl: "Jimmy, YOU'VE GOTTA STOP HIM!"

Ooblar: "TOO LATE, NEUTRON! I claim this rocket in the name of Yolkus."(He sticks a Yolkus flag on the front of the ship)

Jimmy: "Carl, the remote!"

Ooblar: "GIVE ME THAT, or I'll hurt you."

Carl: "Okay."

Jimmy: "Carl."

Carl: "I couldn't help it Jim. He used some kind of space mind-meld on me."

The rocket takes off.

Jimmy: "Come on Carl, we have to stop Ooblar! We're the only ones who can save the Nicktoons...and the PLANET!"

Carl: "We? No Jimmy I don't think that's a good...

Jimmy: "We'll take the warp shooter,(the one he was making that was falling apart when Carl was saying, "So you, me, and a dog are going to fight a entire alien civilization?" Jimmy: "But he's a good dog, Aren't you boy." That rocket.) and you guys can follow in the Mark I!"

Carl: "I thought you said the Mark I was slightly unpredictable."

Jimmy: "Well it's not totally unpredictable. Besides, I'll pilot the Mark I by remote control. What could go wrong?"

Mark I steams, TV goes off, and so does the lights

Jimmy: "Iiii can fix that."

Carl: "Mommy."

Jimmy: "Come on. The rockets are waiting...

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