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Not Cool Anymore, Harry
Harry was annoyed. Nobody was waiting for him to go down to breakfast with.
When he got down to breakfast Ron, Hermione, Luna, and Neville were all looking at a Daily Prophet. He peered over Ron's shoulder at the front page. There Neville sat with a pair of heart shaped sun glasses in the picture on the front page of the Prophet.
The headline read NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM BECOMES NEVILLE COOLBOTTOM. WHAT? Thought Harry. "Excuse my bluntness, but why is everyone ignoring me? I'm the totally awesome Harry Potter!" said Harry. Hermione looked up and said "Oh hello Harry. Ya... you're just not cool anymore." "WHAT?" said Harry "I wont stand for this!"
"Sorry Harry, you just aren't cool anymore unlike Neville here." they all said. Suddenly, Honey Badger walked up and snatched Harry's wand. "Hey, thats my wand you twit!'' yelled Harry. "Sorry Harry, you're just not cool anymore." said Honey Badger as he made a deluxe stack of potato chip pancakes.
"Honey Badger just takes what he wants" said Luna fondly.
Harry sat up in his bed in a sweat. What a bad dream he thought. He rolled over and petted his dear Honey Badger before falling back to sleep.